How in the FUCK are you supposed to reach in and get the rest of the chips after the first few if you don't have tiny goddamned baby hands?
How in the FUCK are you supposed to reach in and get the rest of the chips after the first few if you don't have tiny goddamned baby hands?
You pour them out
This. OP is a retard, as usual.
>NOOOOOOO IT'LL RUIN THE PERFECT TOWER OF CRISPS (CHIPS IN AMERICANSPEAK)
Dumbfuck eurotard
They arent even legally allowed to call themselves chips in the states. Because they are made from spuds and pressed into shape. They are crisps here
Scissors down the side of the can, smartass
The package is spiral for a reason, peel the thing as you eat
I just squeeze mine at the bottom, like a toothpaste tube.
By losing weight, so that your chubby man paws turn into lean mean pringle grabbers
Use chopsticks
chug it down bitch boy
>chug it down
this guy knows. tilt the stack at just the right angle and you can pour them straight into your mouth.
open the other end retard
try deepthroating the can bitch
The tubes have shrunk since I was a kid because of inflation. No way that's just my imagination.
you're not just imagining it, I've noticed it too while cramming
they used to easily fit a tennis ball in there probably still do so I doubt they got thinner
tennis balls got smaller too to keep up the illusion. thanks obama
>shrunk since I was a kid because of inflation
We've got an oxymoron on our hands.
idk my hands easily fit in because I'm 5'9 and 130 pounds
If you microwave it the chips will expand allowing you to reach the rest
>How in the FUCK are you supposed to reach in and get the rest of the chips after the first few if you don't have tiny goddamned baby hands?
eating chips right from the bag? Are you on a road trip or just grew up with zero manners and common sense. Dispense a portion into a bowl, Idiot!
>wasting clean dishes on a snack for no reason
tip the can on the table or over a napkin, there you are welcome fucking retard
how obese are you?
what kind of beta handlet are you
lmao this homosexual is even bragging that his teeny tiny hands fit into a fucking hole the size of a little girls mouth
>the size of a little girls mouth
I turn take the lid off and turn it upside down, then use it as a mini play to pour chips onto, usually pour like 10-15 chips onto the lid, then munch on those. Repeat
handlet self report
Tip them out onto the cap
dont cut the can open you leave it in tact so when it's empty you can put the lid back on and pop it flying across the room and behind the couch
Where the fuck are the damn cheezums I don't want this whole wheat shit I want orange
Take them out or pour into your mouth
OP is fucking retarded
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>pringles
deprecated
You will always do better buying the original, whether it's meme shitcoins or snack food.
I’ve got three tubes of plain pringles sitting around. Is there anything you can do to them to make them more interesting as a snack? Because I can’t do it anymore.
Try cramming them.
How in the FUCK can someone unironically eat pringles? This shit is disgusting
when i was buying food at the grocery store today i let the intrusive thoughts win and squeezed a can of chips to break the chips inside which will ruin it for whoever buys it
i feel ashamed
it can be automatically emptied into a large bowl using a couple small holes, gaseous fuel, and an ignition source
Let me do it for you
Op
You just throw it away even half the chips are left, I thought everyone did this?
>production outsourced to Malaysia for some reason
>price rises to $4.80 a can
>can is smaller
>less seasoning
>acts surprised when people start buying off-brand shit instead
>bribes supermarkets to force them to stop stocking other "chips in a can" brands
>govt steps in, threatens to fine them for breech of consumer laws
>supermarkets forced to stock off-brand shit again
>pringles still sit untouched
>off-brand shit is almost always sold out
retards are literally just too greedy then act surprised when people abandon their product.
same reason coke sits untouched on the shelves when its twice the price of everything else. coke still only hanging on cuz of exclusivity contracts with bars.