how many slices of cheese would it take to reach Pluto if each slice of cheese flattened the previous slice of cheese by 0.0001%?

how many slices of cheese would it take to reach Pluto if each slice of cheese flattened the previous slice of cheese by 0.0001%?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One, if that slice is extra thicccccc.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been calculated by highly rated psysics types to be 'bout tree fiddy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Rich Investor

    A gorillion bajillion (the latter being a trijillion barzillions)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it was AMERICAN cheese only ONE cause AMERICANs are FAT LOL

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did not account for the compression. Brainlet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        Ackchually OP only said it flattened "the previous slice" not "all previous slices.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based and reading the question pilled

          only the cheeses close enough to earth would be compressed

          Cringe and gay. If we're doing this then we have to account for a bunch of other shit. What point in each orbit are we looking at? Does it take some time to pile all these slices up? Is OP's squash coefficient correct?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats what I'm doing dumbass, earths gravity wouldnt compress all the way to pluto

        • 2 weeks ago
          Fledgling Investor

          It said each slice flattened the previous slice, and the "previous slice" changes with each new slice added

          • 2 weeks ago
            Rich Investor

            Based and reading the question pilled
            [...]
            Cringe and gay. If we're doing this then we have to account for a bunch of other shit. What point in each orbit are we looking at? Does it take some time to pile all these slices up? Is OP's squash coefficient correct?

            Ackchually OP only said it flattened "the previous slice" not "all previous slices.

            with every slice being 0.0001% smaller you'd need another 6596062500 slices

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only the cheeses close enough to earth would be compressed

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trick question, you'll never get there. progress pretty much stops once you reach 100 feet.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >each slice of cheese flattened the previous slice
    but this wouldn't happen in space

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gravity doesn’t exist in space

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not once you've left the gravity well of earth, it doesn't. You would be pulled by whatever heavenly body would be closest, but by a negligible amount.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If over a long enough distance that negligible amount can knock one way off course.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based on your constraints, never. It would take upwards of billions of slices of cheese to approach Pluto and once you reach 1000000 slices you start to enter a rate of diminishing returns where each slice added effectively removes 1 slice as .0001% of 1000000 is additive towards 100%.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    Let c be the width of a slice of cheese and d be the distance to pluto, then your sum is
    c(1-0.000001)^n) = d
    assuming a slice of cheese is 0.5 cm, this sum converges to 5000 meters, so you never reach pluto

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Us masters fold space so time is never an issue, it's all instant. Use the spice!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you stacked cheese reaching out towards the cosmos…even the tallest cheese stack wouldn’t be clOse..to reaching Uranus.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also one has to be careful of getting caught in the dingleberrys of Uranus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how thick do we need to cut the slices for it to work

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        around 3000 miles

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well we had better get started then

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arrange slices so the edges are touching

    What now huh?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if each slice of cheese flattened the previous slice of cheese by 0.0001%?
    At that rate it would be impossible. You would need an infinite amount of cheese slices.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      infinite is not enough

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the icy vacuum of space, and far enough from Earth to neglect gravity,
    the thickness of the slices will vary, they will swell or freeze, maybe explode.
    It's a problem that requires a quantum supercomputer to solve.
    In my opinion.

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