how many times have europeans been hit their heads against a brick wall to come up with this abomination?

how many times have europeans been hit their heads against a brick wall to come up with this abomination? They didnt even change the name, they call it hotdog deadpan

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pathetic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way self respecting grown men buy these and eat them

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats that brown shit on the left?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      from right to left: normal, period, gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not peanut butter. Peanut butter doesn't exist in yuroland

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick do you mean? I haven't been to Europe but I'll bet they can get a hold of some fricking peanut butter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its illegal to call peanut "butter" peanuts butter in Germany, because its not actually butter. I can't believe it!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't believe it!
            probably because that ain't true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These used to be popular in the late 20th century, before the advent of kebab and, locally, borek. The franks are boiled, not grilled, btw.

        peanut butter is available everywhere where there's an aldi, so pretty much everywhere

        whats that brown shit on the left?

        it's mustard

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not quite grasping your objection OP. What is it about this frankfurter in bread with random condiments that is upsetting you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he doesn't like the name hot dog being used for this when usually hot dogs have a different kind of bun, but who cares really, op is big gay

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do americans really?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah this is a Europeancontinental thing. I'm Norwegian that moved to Denmark and they love this abomination called "Fransk hot dog" which gets you meat in the beginning and tons of sauce and bread at the end. What the frick is wrong with a normal hot dog bun which makes everything even and visible?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But they put mayo in the hole before inserting the hot dog.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh bud I got a story for ya

    So back in late 2017, I was doing a lil Euro trip, and I ended up in Kyiv! At the hostel I was staying at (dirt cheap and actually really nice, I only paid $11 total for a 6 night stay), they had these little tour cards and shit, and one of them was "DRIVE A TANK!" which I immediately about for the next day

    So guy picks me up at the hostel, two random other women are there too, whatever. Guy starts explaining how we drive out to some remote, Chemical Response Unit, some money and pleasantries get exchanged, and then we just gas up the tank and drive it out on somebody's private forested land. But first, we're gonna stop to fuel up his car at a gas station that "Does the best hot dogs in all of Ukraine, my treat!"

    That's how the hotdog was. Not even grilled not that I look at it, but still just shoved right down the hole. Later that night, the tank riding is done, and we're headed back to Kyiv. Guy asks me if I have any questions about my time in Ukraine

    >Yeah, why do you guys do hotdogs like that?
    >What do you mean?
    >Where it's shoved right down the center of a bun like that. Where I'm from, we slice it down the side so we can put toppings and shit on them. Onions, pickles, what have you.
    >He pauses
    >"...that's a really good idea"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this pasta? I'm a canuckistanian and had a similar experience in Norway.
      >be me
      >Driving LightArmouredVehicle
      >Police pull me over. Show them ID and a map and ask for help in broken norweigan.
      >They refuse to speak english, laugh at me and leave.
      >See gas station, frick it. This is a shitty day.
      >WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS HOTDOG LMAO
      >Shake the hotdog in everyone elses face
      >Look at this fricking thing lol
      Best experience I had in the military.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, not pasta! Also Canuckistan!

        It really is such a fricking shock seeing them for the first time because it's like "what the actual frick is this why have you done it this way"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey cool. I'm routinely in BC and NS.

          There is no way self respecting grown men buy these and eat them

          I thought it was neat because I wasn't going to spill mustard all over my hands. I was a bit disappointed because I love adding sauerkraut and none was to be found. I love sauerkraut so much it's unbelievable. Especially on greasy dogs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously a hot dog, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"...that's a really good idea"

      hilarious if true.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kyiv
      I just want everyone to know I stopped reading right there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read the whole thing and it stank of ChatGPT to me so yeah good choice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone clapped.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this pasta? I'm a canuckistanian and had a similar experience in Norway.
      >be me
      >Driving LightArmouredVehicle
      >Police pull me over. Show them ID and a map and ask for help in broken norweigan.
      >They refuse to speak english, laugh at me and leave.
      >See gas station, frick it. This is a shitty day.
      >WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS HOTDOG LMAO
      >Shake the hotdog in everyone elses face
      >Look at this fricking thing lol
      Best experience I had in the military.

      Nope, not pasta! Also Canuckistan!

      It really is such a fricking shock seeing them for the first time because it's like "what the actual frick is this why have you done it this way"

      Really ? I for one can't figure out why would you slice the roll sideways and dump things onto that.
      Now it is shitty version of taco. Like when people order tortilla and instead of rolling it together you would just fold it.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are called french hot dogs thoughie

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone remember the pretzel wrapped hot dogs from the pretzel joint in malls?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I still make them at home

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly you've never had one. The sausage and bread actually have taste to them so you don't need to completely drown them in toppings and condiments.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can look at it one of two ways:
    A. A turd sliding out of an anus. This is the first path of understanding.
    B. A canine penis emerging from its sheath. This is the second path of understanding.
    Once mastered, the student realizes that both paths are folly, and that no path is the only true path.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the hema has those. They put in some mustard sauce what's the problem? Maybe I'll buy one tomorrow.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how many times have europeans been hit their heads against a brick wall
    >been hit their heads
    How many times have you been hit your head?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their burgers are even worse bro

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Europe ceased to exist, it is good to know that they can all live rent-free in the US.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have thought americans would appreciate food that was perfected tp be eaten while driving

    • 2 months ago
      europoor

      Its shaped like a dick
      Burgers exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ill give you this, ok. its only advantage is that it's mess-free. you know why though? because there literally is nothing there to cause a mess in the first place.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >europeans
    Please, this shit is from Scandinavia, they can't cook to save their live. No idea why they're calling this "French hot-dogs", pretty sure no French person ever saw this shit except by going to Stockholm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In france they sell "Swedish Sandwich" as a premade triangle sandwich with cucumber and margarine and gravlax.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, fair enough, basically whatever has smoked salmon in it is called "Swedish" or "Norwegian". The bread is different also.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Finland you can make any food italian if you add dried basil

  18. 2 months ago
    BBC Enjoyer

    I eat 5 of those every day, from Żabka

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love zabka. Wish we had something like that in the US, a small store within walking distance. Best you can hope for is a gas station near you thats not on the other side of a highway.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Franskdogs are an unequivocal improvement on the standard hot dog. The bread is better, the dog is better, and the sauce is WAY better.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything reminds me of her

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