without the cream it wouldn't break your fast, but with it, it is technically breakfast
although not technically breakfast, the "slav breakfast" is coffee and cigarettes anyway
https://i.imgur.com/gfr8XVP.gif
well i suppose that depends on what you mean by 'breakfast.'
will i 'break my fast?' eventually, yes. it is not often i will go an entire day without eating. but it has been known to happen.
will i start my day with a meal? very rarely. i am more inclined to take my first meal of the day more towards the early afternoon. if i am feeling particularly hungry, or hungover, i might seek out nourishment closer to the waking hour.
do i regularly consume what could be considered modern traditional 'breakfast food?' no. although i am rather fond of toast, something i would not typically eat in the morning, i very, very rarely consume what could be considered 'breakfast food.' i might have a cereal, at most, twice a year. i can think of only six instances where i have had a pancake, or waffle like substance, in the last ten years. and while i do enjoy the combination of bacon and egg, i would prefer these in a cold sandwich.
i do hope this helps you, anon.
i hope this is satire
https://i.imgur.com/uNQATqP.jpg
DO
NOT
SKIP
BREAKFAST
EVEN IF YOU DO OMAD OR IF, EAT BREAKFAST NO MATTER WHAT
well i suppose that depends on what you mean by 'breakfast.'
will i 'break my fast?' eventually, yes. it is not often i will go an entire day without eating. but it has been known to happen.
will i start my day with a meal? very rarely. i am more inclined to take my first meal of the day more towards the early afternoon. if i am feeling particularly hungry, or hungover, i might seek out nourishment closer to the waking hour.
do i regularly consume what could be considered modern traditional 'breakfast food?' no. although i am rather fond of toast, something i would not typically eat in the morning, i very, very rarely consume what could be considered 'breakfast food.' i might have a cereal, at most, twice a year. i can think of only six instances where i have had a pancake, or waffle like substance, in the last ten years. and while i do enjoy the combination of bacon and egg, i would prefer these in a cold sandwich.
I used to most of my life but I realized eating something bland just to have in my stomach like some waffles makes me feel better than going until lunch without food
As funny as the conditional hypotheticals thing is, I hope you guys understand it isn't actually true. I've met tons of violent felons and I don't think a single one of them would struggle with the question. There are people with downs syndrome who could properly answer it. The guy who wrote the copypasta was just making shit up
every day
i just have 1-2 cups of coffee when i get to work and i'm usually good, i work better on an empty stomach.
then i have a nice big lunch and i spend the rest of the day all sleepy, so i make sure i get the important shit done while i'm hungry.
I only have breakfast on special occasions like birthdays, and it's often something really indulgent like pancakes. I don't like eating breakfast cause it makes me feel tired and sleepy. Last thing you want after just waking up. Also it adds a pointless amount of calories to your day, you probably wouldn't notice a difference in how hungry you felt if you skipped breakfast and only had lunch
What do you mean? I ate my breakfast today
but how often do you not eat breakfast?
Ok, but how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?
tired and hungry. like I didn't eat breakfast or something.
I don't understand this thread, I DID eat breakfast today
What chu talkin' 'bout, Honky?‼‼
>CHirp<
Ah, that's where you're wrong, I did eat breakfast today
Bro WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I just said I ate breakfast today
Breakfast is most important meal of the day. It's dumb to skip it.
Does cigarettes with espresso & cream count as bfast? If not then I skip it 80% of the time probably.
without the cream it wouldn't break your fast, but with it, it is technically breakfast
although not technically breakfast, the "slav breakfast" is coffee and cigarettes anyway
i hope this is satire
thanks big breakfast
well i suppose that depends on what you mean by 'breakfast.'
will i 'break my fast?' eventually, yes. it is not often i will go an entire day without eating. but it has been known to happen.
will i start my day with a meal? very rarely. i am more inclined to take my first meal of the day more towards the early afternoon. if i am feeling particularly hungry, or hungover, i might seek out nourishment closer to the waking hour.
do i regularly consume what could be considered modern traditional 'breakfast food?' no. although i am rather fond of toast, something i would not typically eat in the morning, i very, very rarely consume what could be considered 'breakfast food.' i might have a cereal, at most, twice a year. i can think of only six instances where i have had a pancake, or waffle like substance, in the last ten years. and while i do enjoy the combination of bacon and egg, i would prefer these in a cold sandwich.
i do hope this helps you, anon.
How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?
But I did eat breakfast.
I'll eat breakfast even if it takes me until 5pm to do so
Almost never. I’m too active, I need the calories
we probably seem a cluelessly unaware to the AIs that now run the world
Skip? Breakfast? Of course not.
I'm usually too nauseous to eat breakfast. Always have been.
only when i'm SUPER hangover
I used to most of my life but I realized eating something bland just to have in my stomach like some waffles makes me feel better than going until lunch without food
Never.
200 g mashed bananas
100 g oats
Salt
Black coffee, unsweetened.
A day doesn't start until I have had a ciggy, a shot of vodka, and black coffee
I eat breakfast food for lunch, and usually a lunch-like snack around 4ish, and dinner. This eating disorder is making me super lazy, though.
As funny as the conditional hypotheticals thing is, I hope you guys understand it isn't actually true. I've met tons of violent felons and I don't think a single one of them would struggle with the question. There are people with downs syndrome who could properly answer it. The guy who wrote the copypasta was just making shit up
DO
NOT
SKIP
BREAKFAST
EVEN IF YOU DO OMAD OR IF, EAT BREAKFAST NO MATTER WHAT
sure thing, big breakfast
What if I eat breakfast, but later in the day. Love eggs & bacon at evening supper, right?
every day
i just have 1-2 cups of coffee when i get to work and i'm usually good, i work better on an empty stomach.
then i have a nice big lunch and i spend the rest of the day all sleepy, so i make sure i get the important shit done while i'm hungry.
I eat my first meal at 11 AM, my next and final meal I eat around 6-7 PM
I'm pretty much OMAD but I eat it within a couple hours of waking up
i wish you would skip breakfast more often
and also lunch
and dinner too
I'm fucking starving when I wake up so never.
I only have breakfast on special occasions like birthdays, and it's often something really indulgent like pancakes. I don't like eating breakfast cause it makes me feel tired and sleepy. Last thing you want after just waking up. Also it adds a pointless amount of calories to your day, you probably wouldn't notice a difference in how hungry you felt if you skipped breakfast and only had lunch
i am skipping breakfast right now
every day