how old were you when you realised the pizza table WASN'T for cutting the pizza?

how old were you when you realised the pizza table WASN'T for cutting the pizza?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do whatever I want with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of irresponsible restaurant is giving you SEVEN pizza savers??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I havent seen these things in forever. I don't know, I guess I was 10 when I just used it as a table for my toys the whole time

      Where is this from? I miss chunky square pizza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >capsicum on pizza

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >see peppers
        >immediately think about cum
        get some help

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now, I'm hungry, fricking bastards!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what does it do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you use it to poke holes in the pizza to cool it down if it's too hot to eat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can I adapt the soup cylinder method for pizzas to ensure optimal temperature for each bite?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fricking kek
          the soup cylinder thread was awesome

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            link or greentext?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No 😀

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                COME ON

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a table, you eat your slice off of it

        It stops the cheese from sticking to the lid, especially when multiple boxes are stacked on one another.

        To measure the height of the cheese that you put in a log so when you order extra cheese and they israelite you you call back and demand a free pizza or your going to report their fricking israelite asses to corporate.

        It's a clever joke. I remember how hard my family laughed when we figured it out. One of the few times I saw my dad smile. Great memories.

        So no one knows what it does?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a table, you eat your slice off of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It stops the cheese from sticking to the lid, especially when multiple boxes are stacked on one another.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh how would the cheese stick to the lid? the pizza is on the bottom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the moisture from the hot pizza saturates the cardboard which then sinks onto the pizza

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >saturates
            if youre going to troll then dont just make up words, it makes it obvious

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't they just use a bread stick/ball instead of a piece of plastic?
        I have never seen it used around here. Must be a burger thing since their pizza cartons are probably 1 square meter big

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I have never seen it used around here. Must be a burger thing since their pizza cartons are probably 1 square meter big
          Unironically, yes. A large NY pizza pie is around 16~18 inches (41~46cm) in diameter. You wouldn't see them on small or medium / personal pizzas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To measure the height of the cheese that you put in a log so when you order extra cheese and they israelite you you call back and demand a free pizza or your going to report their fricking israelite asses to corporate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a clever joke. I remember how hard my family laughed when we figured it out. One of the few times I saw my dad smile. Great memories.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the first time I saw one I knew it was obviously for keeping the pizza box lid from sticking to the top of the pizza.
      are people moronic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it’s how you know the pizza is trash. A respectable tomato pie producer would not need to spend money on a plastic doodad to protect his cuisine from a mere cardboard box.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >are people moronic?
        You know how some bottles say "shake well" on them? It took me until my teenage years to realize that it meant to say "shake real good". My whole life until then, I thought bottles were considered wells.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i am 29 years old and three days ago i found out pickles were just flavored cucumbers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you use the tines as a drill, spinning around the area it was placed in to make a tiny, pizza table sized pizza for your action figures if you are alone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the serving suggestion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's made of silica, it just keeps the pizza from getting wet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You use it as a table for mice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a heat sink to keep the tips cool so you don't burn your tongue on the first bite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its an ottoman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a conversation piece.
      We're talking about it right now.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was a table for the pets so you can cut a tiny piece of pizza and set it down for them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine a group of little chubby baby racoons sitting on these chair eating little crumbs of pizza together
      oh it would just look absolutely darling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          give me all of the meds

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can we have sex while we both wear raccoon mask?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            me when i get into grandmas medicine cabinet.gif

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take out pizza table
    >smash the box
    >call pizza joint and demand another pizza
    >throw away the pizzas
    >two pizza tables

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my city had a crazy flying ant outbreak a few years back so they started spraying the pizza tables with ant repellant
    probably gave a few people cancer but it kept the ants off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is bullshit
      flying ants are a TRADITIONAL southern mexican food, and we eat lots of them during the rainy season
      that photo is from an article about it, those bugs are meant to be there, you can see in this photo a lady collecting and sorting them
      theyre good for protein

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he's telling the truth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fricking disgusting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        EY HERMANO PASS ME THE ANTCHILADAS

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the reason you don't see these anymore is because the pizza box shape was changed to give it more structure. old boxes were basically pastry boxes and sagged

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why has nobody pointed out that the pizza box is obviously so small it doesn't require a pizza table?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's clearly not for cutting it, it's that the toppings don't stick to the box.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was like 4 and asked my mom why there was a little table on the pizza.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This mental midget couldn't think of one and had a fit about it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mind if I screenshot them for r/Culinaly??
    you don't need my permission, you're a big boy

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