How should I cook salmon for mothers day? Simpler = better

How should I cook salmon for mothers day?

Simpler = better

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you doing individual portions, or cooking a whole fillet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either I suppose.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well the way you cook them is going to be different so you should decide. For individual portions I sear them in a pan for a crispy skin, but you're not going to be able to do that easily with a whole fillet. For a whole fillet I prefer to smoke it, but you could bake it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your mother hates salmon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I'm making it. Fricking b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I'm making it. Fricking b***h.

      Nah she likes seafood. Last year I did mussels and it was a hit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's been complaining to me about those mussels all year. Please stop disappointing her anon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chop an onion and slice a lemon, lay them on top of the filet, and put it in the oven. You can add parsley and garlic too if you want

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't like fish. Ask your mom what she actually wants instead of trying to show off like a flaming homo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She definitely likes fish. I've known her all my life, if you can imagine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Culinaly knows your mom better than you do, especially sexually

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sexually maybe. I've never had sex with her. I have technically touched her vegana tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my wife loves fish, especially trout and salmon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does she at least clean the dishes?
        If you do the work of getting the fish she should at least do something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she does the house stuff I do all the man stuff:
          cars
          carpentry
          home repairs
          cooking
          preparing for natural catastrophes and WWIII
          making her howl in bed.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just find a Chef John recipe and follow it to a tittle
    If you want, make it for yourself for practice

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >slice it
    >serve with soy sauce and wasabi
    most simple way apart from going full gollum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love sashimi but it's pretty boring on it's own.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wrap in tin foil and run through the dishwasher

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of soap should I use?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU because i would never have remembered this year

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make her some mussels.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Simpler = better
    take salmon
    apply heat
    eat salmon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even simpler I could just rip it from the skin raw and eat the flesh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cram it up your mom's ass

  11. 1 month ago
    PSA

    Grassfed salted butter, some lemon zest, citron pepper, thyme, marjoram, chervil (if you can get it where you live), salt. In the oven.

    Serve with Sweet Potato and butternut squash mash and green peas. Decorate plate with pomegranate seeds and edible violets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That comes across as 100% fricking gay, total gaygittron level.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Eating good is for gays
        Tell me you're a huge landwhale without telling me you're a huge landwhale.

        That being said, if you

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        How should I cook salmon for mothers day?

        Simpler = better

        have a smoker, just use that. Salad and good potatoes on the side.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sashimi it up

    can't get simpler

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they're the kind of gays that eat raw fish and deserve to die a slow death.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    smoke it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you smoke it? That's always great and easy and what I'm doing since my parents have a Traeger

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cedar plank on the grill. Very straightforward, very tasty. Does require a grill.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seems pretty unimamous that you need to find a way to smoke that salmon, op

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