I prefer the side of the pan over the flat surface to crack it but the actual “opening” action of the egg fricks me over. Bits of the shell just falls with the yolk 50% of the time and other times it’s perfect. I hold the crack and spread it away downwards rather than upwards. My fingers holding/stabilizing the egg is firm but sometimes I find myself squeezing it unconsciously
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Crack adequately
Be precise with your movements.
Don't guess at what cracks the egg, crack it.
If you fail at life, just make sure to grab the bits of shell that are in the pan.
I cram it then squeeze. The strength of the anus cracks the egg
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that's because you're already introducing shell fragments by cracking the egg on the side of the pan, dummy
I open it with the crack facing upwards, seems to keep the yolk from dragging bits of shell down with it. You're probably just doing it too slowly though.
I just hold the egg in one hand, squeeze it, and let the contents drip into the pan/bowl. Pretty foolproof
I just buy my eggs precracked. Not my problem.
i do a couple of slight taps on the edge of the pan to gauge the strength of the egg shell and then apply the appropriate force needed to crack the shell and not end up with any bits in my pan
it's not rocket science
>tap egg
>crack open
people struggle with this?
>work at mcdonalds for a bit as a teenager
>am a master of cracking eggs open to this day
I can do two eggs in one hand
bull, post vid. u cant just throw around shit like that without evidence
Not him but is 2 with 1 hand really that crazy? Just try it yourself.
Alton Brown says to crack them against a flat surface
>crack egg on pan
>shell gets in the egg
>crack egg on counter
>egg white splats on the counter
I just can't win bros...
Put a paper towel under it so the egg white gets absorbed and is easily wiped up.
The heat from the paper towel cooks the egg.
Seek God's light, my lost friend.
Sorry lad I'm Buddhist, your bullshit doesn't work on me.
You abandoned your wife and child yet, "Buddha"? Bet you haven't even beheaded me yet, loser.
>You abandoned your wife and child yet, "Buddha"?
Yes.
>Bet you haven't even beheaded me yet, loser.
You okay dude?
No I am not ok. But more to the point. I find it hard to believe you as a Buddhist are unaware of that famous Buddhist proverb.
A fake lying, piece of shit, perhaps? Total ignorance on your part? Really not knowing what you, yourself, have said in a past life? Dumdum?
You think that in order to be Buddhist I have to have read texts that didn't exist when Siddhartha became enlightened? Why would there be any prerequisite to enlightenment when he did it just by living in a cave for 8 years meditating?
Protip, enlightenment doesn't happen when some moron in an organised institution says it does. I need neither your permission nor the permission of some moron wearing a yellow robe to consider myself either Buddhist or enlightened.
No. You just need to be the Buddha. Which you clearly are not. Because I am.
There is not "a" Buddha, gaylord.
Right you are, just the Buddha, which is me.
>looking for food advice on Culinaly
I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad. Use the edge of the pan dummy. If eggshell gets in it use your hands to pick it out. C'mon now.
I was taking a break from /x/ to look at food and you morons are even here. Shut the frick up.
What's your technique? Do you have any egg cracking wisdom to pass down?
Seek enlightenment, my lost friend.
>he doesn't eat the shell
Most of the calcium is in the shell