hows?

https://www.idrlabs.com/diet-mapping/test.php
do it, i wanna see u fatties. NO CHEATING

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I told it how often I eat stuff and it told me how often I eat stuff. Feels kinda dumb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so kawaii!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait ..as if u eat NO sweets anon.. u lied. u cheated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        On the order of once every month I do, but it wasn't really very granular so I picked "less often".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I also don't eat sweets & chocolate. No fruit juice or sugary drinks (or any artificially sweetened drinks) either. Just water, coffee, tea & beer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wow how interesting. are u 45, are u my dad?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is your dad hot?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no thats weird

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for noticing I am not a child who demands sweets & sugar.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ur boring & i want u dead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait long enough and we'll all be dead anon. Death is inevitable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so emo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brother

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Asks about specific fruits & vegetables
    >Extrapolates that into "Fruits" & "Vegetables"
    lol what a fricking trash survey. My diet is *mostly* fruit & vegetables: just not Melon & fricking Cabbage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can we not be rude about the survey please.
      but i do agree, i eat a lot of fruit and veg just not gross shit like oranges or whateva

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gross shit like oranges
        you are not human as humans are designed to survive on only oranges.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oranges are 4 losers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're literally the definition of a lesser for not eating oranges.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              shut the frick up loser

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm

      Can't upload pic because incognito but carbs much less often (which is weird since I eat bread, pasta or rice daily), meat more often (which is a fricking lie since I only eat maybe 400g of meat in a week), vegetables much more often (the field was filled green), fruit much more often (one shy of full), sweets much less often (a single point in the field) and I forgot the others cuz I closed the window after realising screencapping it would be pointless since I can't upload it, anyway.
      It said my diet is abnormal, which I guess since I eat close to 1kg of produce daily isn't surprising.

      and I ran into the same issue, although I do eat a lot of cabbages. I still don't know where it got low carb from unless 200ish g daily is low.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I primarily eat chicken as a protein source, so I answered the most frequent for that. I almost never eat other meats, so I answered least frequent for all except beef(second least). It says I eat meat much less often than the average person, but in reality I eat almost a pound of chicken every day, there's no way that's below average.

    Similar for other categories. A lot of milk, no ice cream and minimal cheese doesn't mean I eat much less dairy.

    Pointless waste of time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it means what food groups u eat often. idiot. u eat chicken but not alot of meat as a whole. ur face is a waste of time. i hope someone appreciates this test..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do eat a lot of meat as a whole, because I eat a large quantity of chicken.

        A meaningful representation of how much meat you eat would be either the daily weight of meat eaten, or the percentage of total calories coming from meat. The amount of different meats you eat is not relevant in any way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok like ugh its just a quiz

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There probably is someone out there who needs to type in what they eat and be told what they eat to know what they eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eat fruit, or u will get scurvy!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i eat at least one whole tomato a day

        >meat, dairy, vegetables
        imagine the smell

        brap

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tomatos are just garbage

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            god made it the most beautiful red to make meals aesthetic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              cute pic but all i can think of is the disgusting mush underneath. tastes and smells like shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                even on burgers/sandwiches? how about in a sauce?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                all bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i also eat 3 or 4 jars of jalapenos a week

        even on burgers/sandwiches? how about in a sauce?

        i'll take you to a nice mom n pop diner to get burgers and you can put your tomato on my plate, it'll be romanitc

        https://i.imgur.com/BJHefIc.jpg

        How'd I do?

        beautiful distribution, anon. what kind of fish do you eat most?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          2nd meant for

          all bad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            id rather eat 2 tomatos

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i also eat 3 or 4 jars of jalapenos a week

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            WHY SO MANY JALAPENOS??????? i hope to god that you dice them bc whole they are rancid

            anon, those dont really count as vegetables...

            i have a maybe 1/3rd of a jar served with my lunch everyday (sandwich in picrel, shredded chicken and pitta bread) i like them a lot, they're cheap and low calorie. each jar is only 45 calories.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds bretty good
              Cabbage is better than lettuce though and this fact is indisputible

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                on a sandwich? boiled cabbage with salt, pepper and vinegar is delicious but idk about cabbage as a substitute for lettuce.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep I do it all the time with regular white cabbage, just chop it up nice. Anyway I'll steal your sandwich thanks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shred, salt, drain, rinse and squeeze it and it's great for sandwiches, especially with mayonnaise to make it into cole slaw.
                Salted cabbage (not sauerkraut, as this is not allowed to ferment) is one of my favorite additions to fried rice, too, and is a great addition to Chinese-style omelette (which isn't really an omelette and idky it's called that in English).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >cole slaw
                i guess that makes sense then, maybe i'll try cabbage instead of lettuce some time. thanks for the tip, anons

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing. Since we're on a kind of opposite day thing, stir fried lettuce is nice, too, especially the core (IE celtuce is even better) but if you have the supertaster gene, you'll hate it since it'll be very, very bitter to you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                honestly doesnt sound too bad, bet it'd be good with bean sprouts and chicken

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              cute little collage anon
              do u love ur lunch?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                very much so, its my favourite meal of the day

                Yep I do it all the time with regular white cabbage, just chop it up nice. Anyway I'll steal your sandwich thanks.

                the pitta has to be warm out of the toaster and i like to reheat the chicken with a bit of olive oil on a tray in the oven for maybe 10 minutes, but i've had it with cold chicken and its still really good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WHY SO MANY JALAPENOS??????? i hope to god that you dice them bc whole they are rancid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anon, those dont really count as vegetables...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here's a more involved diet checker, if you actually want more useful information than just telling a website you eat a lot of cheese and then being told you eat a lot of cheese: https://www.nutritionvalue.org/nutritioncalculator.php

          >i also eat 3 or 4 jars of jalapenos a week
          Vased

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >meat, dairy, vegetables
      imagine the smell

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How'd I do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this can actually be really good depending on which meats u eat. which meats do u eat?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All of them. Amswed no to lamb but that's just cause I only ate it once. Mostly chicken and beef though.

        https://i.imgur.com/f3WYb7W.png

        i also eat 3 or 4 jars of jalapenos a week
        [...]
        i'll take you to a nice mom n pop diner to get burgers and you can put your tomato on my plate, it'll be romanitc
        [...]
        beautiful distribution, anon. what kind of fish do you eat most?

        Probably shrimp. Tilapia too cause it's cheap.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Probably shrimp. Tilapia too cause it's cheap.
          pretty based

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    silly website but if their estimations on population on accurate i fear for what the average person eats. i eat fricking garbage, i just eat varying types of garbage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are u underweight or fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        morbidly obese

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh gosh i hope youre pranking me anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no. i just eat a varied diet of garbage

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what is ur bmi!? what garbage!?!?!?!? eat better probably.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                60. i just eat a varied diet composed of a shitload of each component

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                show me ur hand rn

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WHAT THE HELL

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                even just your hand looks like jabba the hutt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                brutal. will anon ever recover from this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what the hell is your life anon what rhe hell please

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its actually pretty sweet aside from the eating of garbage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >windows XP
                >2024
                >internet connectivity

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anon please im serious what the hell is happening in your life? are you okay?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                got a job at a defense contractor, i have a cool cat and a good boyfriend. life's pretty good aside from me consuming copious amounts of a variety of garbage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                can i see the cat? is ur bf fat too?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no, he's around (normal) average

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                GET THE FOOT OUT OF THE FRAME!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO!!!!!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                stop posting your sad, fat life

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                a Culinaly thread died for this thread to exist. i am reminding the OP what the cost of thread sacrifice is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i think its absolutely worth it to discover this beings life
                >fat
                >gay
                >cat
                >ck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i want to know everything about it. anon i want to know ur life please tell me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its pretty comfy. i work, i come home, read, play with my cat, hang with my bf, shitpost. though i have to travel to virginia for an event tues but thats not my main job

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what does ur bf think of your life? about ur weight? what does ur cat think?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cool with my life, wants me to lose weight for health reasons, cat likes sleeping between my legs

                >defense contractor job
                >event tuesday
                >virginia
                >near DC
                I'm onto you.

                its for my other job

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >wants me to lose weight for health reasons
                maybe he just thinks ur gross anony
                my bf wants me to gain weight

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nah, we dont frick (mutual decision) and he likes sleeping on top of me. plus i shower religiously. unless youre underweight i wouldnt gain weight

                https://www.eventbrite.com/e/democracy-day-2024-tickets-709824713827
                https://www.wispolitics.com/2024/biden-harris-2024-announces-national-and-battleground-roe-anniversary-plans/
                https://wina.com/news/064460-virginia-film-festival-2024-year-round-series-begins-january-23/
                https://abcva.org/calendar/2024-01-23/
                Which one, anon?

                https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/fifth_amendment

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.eventbrite.com/e/democracy-day-2024-tickets-709824713827
                https://www.wispolitics.com/2024/biden-harris-2024-announces-national-and-battleground-roe-anniversary-plans/
                https://wina.com/news/064460-virginia-film-festival-2024-year-round-series-begins-january-23/
                https://abcva.org/calendar/2024-01-23/
                Which one, anon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Culinaly poster is possibly a shameless fat gay cat lover who works on the biden campaign
                You can't make this shit up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >defense contractor job
                >event tuesday
                >virginia
                >near DC
                I'm onto you.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    luv stew
    'ate dry
    simple as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING REVOLTING ANON have a nice day NOT KIDDING YOURE HUMAN GARBAGE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        get in my belly

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't upload pic because incognito but carbs much less often (which is weird since I eat bread, pasta or rice daily), meat more often (which is a fricking lie since I only eat maybe 400g of meat in a week), vegetables much more often (the field was filled green), fruit much more often (one shy of full), sweets much less often (a single point in the field) and I forgot the others cuz I closed the window after realising screencapping it would be pointless since I can't upload it, anyway.
    It said my diet is abnormal, which I guess since I eat close to 1kg of produce daily isn't surprising.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why in tarnation are u on incognito

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because simply disabling cookies doesn't do the same thing for what I use my browser for.
        So much for Culinaly/nel being Anonymous.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably intelligent. Dunno what an intelligent person is doing on this forum tho.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He's probably intelligent.
          Incognito does literally nothing besides prevent your browser from adding shit to your history. You're incredibly unintelligent if you think otherwise.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          >He's probably intelligent.
          Incognito does literally nothing besides prevent your browser from adding shit to your history. You're incredibly unintelligent if you think otherwise.

          is mostly right. I ain't too smart about browser shit but I use incognito mostly so YouTube and my newsfeed don't suggest me dumb shit
          Recently tho (as in this morning), YT suggested a song Beck did with Paul McFRICKIN'Cartney that was breasts and it wouldn't have if the algorithm was full of shit due to some shit I watched 15 years ago or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reopened the quiz to let my babymomma take it and my results were still there so I d/I'd the graph and uploaded it below if anyone is interested.
      https://i.postimg.cc/W1qbhFyr/diet-mapping.png
      I definitely eat more fish than meat, just not tuna or salmon. Where tf are the pilchards, mackerel, milkfish, pollock, cod, sole/flounder, trout etc?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry, the data gathered in this thread will be used to improve it further. please continue to list missing foods with comma seperation, thank you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Caca, poopoo, peepee, doodoo.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i mostly eat chicken breast with a pan sauce, some kind of veggie like green beans/roasted carrots/corn/peas etc., and a starch like a potato or rice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      loser fatso!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh no lean meat and cheese the horror

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another day, another 14-year-old swamp german thread

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >milk steak, hold the jelly beans

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im op heres my little big lunch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      an espresso and cigarette and its the perfect Parisian lunch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        omg really..? ill get some cigarettes and espresso to fulfill my frenchcore aesthetic lifestyle im trying to cultivate

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not terrible, I already know I need to eat more veggies and I should get some deenz to get more fish

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think of my diet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      horrible

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's pasta

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Compared to the average person, you eat:

    Carbs much less often.
    Meat much more often.
    Fish less often.
    Vegetables much more often.
    Fruits much less often.
    Dairy much more often.
    Sweets much less often.

    And your diet is very similar to that of the average person.

    How is this average if everything is much more or much less?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we're going to show you what you eat without exactly asking you what you eat
    yeah garbage test, only a bulimic would post this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAOOOO ONLY A BULIMIC STFU
      urs is pretty cute anon, i think have a crush on u :3 ur not fat right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did your stupid quiz kid, does it seem like I'm fat?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im actually not kidding but u have the best balance that i can imagine. ur hot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thanks I guess. at least a troony thinks I'm hot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i can prove im not a troony if youd like, anon. id love to prove it to you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >AI generated anime
                troony confirmed

                Is banana pork also an irish dish? Or do they think the rest of the world also does nonconsensual OMAD

                oh man I've been to Ireland recently, it's a land of sugar free slop.
                not sure how they pay so much for such junk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what were u doing in ireland? see any cute girls?????????? get drunk????

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yea a few, never really talked to any tho

                https://i.imgur.com/JxP05XK.jpg

                Frick fruits literal gay food

                > frick fruits
                why? are you moronic?
                its like candy but not terrible for you

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on them I eat bananas and pork every day but the rest rarely if ever. This tests the variety of your diets specific food groups, not the amount of each food group you consume.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jokes on u if ur the one eating banana pork gach lá.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I'm white, what do you mean?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          b***h its irish it means ‘every day’ daily

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is banana pork also an irish dish? Or do they think the rest of the world also does nonconsensual OMAD

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              are u fricking moronic?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I primarily eat beef, eggs and salad. Shame eggs wasnt even an option

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      id say they left out eggs bc theyre fricking revolting

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick fruits literal gay food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ur so fricking stupid fruit is literally the fruits of earth its my love its life its the origins of our hearts and souls please cleanse yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gobble more semen gaylord

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I snack like a motherfricker. If I can discover self-control this year, I'll be a Momoa-sized slab of muscle, but until then, I'm fifty feet wide from the back like Gaston.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      snacking is great to be fair.
      what do u snack on? ur worth depends on what you snack on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chips still way too often. Meats, cheeses and cruciferous vegetables most of the time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hmm what cheeses?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Old cheddar or pizza mozza because they go on sale most often. Sometimes I'll treat myself with some roquefort, manchego, smoked gouda, or camembert.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ….pizza mozza..? really….? ……?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently nobody around here likes the stretchy stuff.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                eat brie b***h

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's expensive. I enjoy it, but camembert's usually $2-3 cheaper per pound here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just save up u fat snacker

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am saving up, by not blowing my whole wad on brie and avocadoes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                avocados are beautiful
                i love them sliced on rice cakes with flaked sea salt and chilli flakes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I usually give them lime, salt, cumin and chilies. They're kickass with sardines, but I don't remember why I decided to test that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know why youd try that either. sardines are shits. sometimes i make a little avocado with garlic powder, salt and lime in a bowl with mexican rice, cheese and diced onion and peppers. its delicious (*∀)

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have you cheese bros ever tried cornish yarg? it's one of my favourites mainly cos it looks cool with the rind having been wrapped in stinging nettle leaves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT nettles!?!?!? i have never heard of this. what the hell. what is it like!?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a plant found in the uk (probably also other european countries) that sorta stings when you touch it, and gets VERY itchy. it goes away after maybe 30 mins to an hour but it's harmless. it doesn't sting you when it's been dried like that though so the cheese isn't evil. you can even make stinging nettle soup.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          o sorry lol yes i know wut the nettles are, i grew up around them and they HURT
          im just so surprised thats a thing. who made this. they must have been insane. good thing the cheese isnt evil, would it even give a taste? or is it just for looks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the leaves do give the rind a bit of a taste yeah, it's less bitter than say the mouldy of a brie, they're kinda vegetal

            Most folks blanch them first, just to be safe. They're kind of like a mildly sour spinach, but a bit of a pain in the ass - like prepping a side for dinner out of fiberglass insulation.

            comparing it to slightly sour spinach is pretty accurate

            looks like a freak of nature

            i know you are but what is yarg

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >than say the mouldy of a brie
              i got distracted by the other anon and fricked up my sentence, i was gonna say it's less mouldy flavoured than the rind of a brie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >i know you are but what is yarg
              thats just mean.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sorry anon, i like yarg and took it personally

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its okay, i do understand. ill forgive you one day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most folks blanch them first, just to be safe. They're kind of like a mildly sour spinach, but a bit of a pain in the ass - like prepping a side for dinner out of fiberglass insulation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        didn't answer what the cheese is like, i'ts not that strongly flavoured but its nice and milky i guess? im not very good at describing flavours and comparing it to another cheese seems moronic. it's not that out standing, just pretty good and very cool looking

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a freak of nature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've had nettle caerphilly, but not this.
      >I will be using Cornish Yarg to mean Projectile Vomit from now on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Love it. I love every UKistan cheese I've ever had. Shame they don't get any international respect for some fricking reason. It makes no sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bc they suck ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sucking ass has become a national sport on these shores, why can't we let cheese join in?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The North American ratio for anal fellatio is well above zero, you know?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know what the hell to say to this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That English cheese is worth a shot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They really don't. And I'm from Italy but my mum is Swiss. I know cheese. And Brit cheese is really rather good. Pity.no one seems to give even the slightest thought to any of them except cheddar.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE MY DATAAAA!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so going over what everyone else did here now
      I eat salad every day, there's no way I eat the same amount of vegetables as normal people
      in addition to that "carbs" I do eat carbs, as I said I eat salad every day, I don't eat bullshit industrial waste made for livestock like wheat and corn, there's a difference.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    garbage "test"

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >honeypot
    imagine being hired to do market research.
    what a fricking joke of a job.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fried rice and fruits are my diet

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dairy is shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i agree dairy is shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Begone queer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can u delete this pls

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Repent to the dairy gods first, then perhaps I shall.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            awww the cats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post a baby breastfeeding from a cow and then it'd be accurate

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they never asked how many onions i eat

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is as accurate as a horoscope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know, right? some bullshit

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm vegan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If that's true why dont you get more vegetables?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      😮 fatso

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a stupid test

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5Pf6w2u.jpg

      disgusting wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why disgusting anon ( ; ω ; )

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hes not a cat so he doesn't understand out love for milk and fish

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ohhhhh.. i should have known
            /ᐠ - ˕ -マ

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guess my physique

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm moronic sorry, forgot pic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guess my physique

        FAT!!!!!!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is not accurate because I eat tons of meat, but I just don't eat a "variety" of meat. Chicken and beef every day but no lamb so that shows up as "doesn't eat meat" apparently. Same for vegetables, eat vegetables every meal, just don't eat "cucumbers and tomatoes" very often.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This test is shit. It specifically asked me about vegetables and fruit I don't even like the majority of the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe expand your horizons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Asparagus
        Winter squash
        Turnip
        Rutabega
        Celery
        Onion
        Ginger
        Garlic
        Blackberries
        Rasberries
        Blueberries
        Pineapple
        Broccoli
        Brussels sprouts
        Sweet potatoes
        Cassava
        Potatoes
        Any form of cooked salad greens like sautéed arugula or spinach
        Heavy cream
        Sour cream
        Parsnip
        Celery root
        Jicama
        Peppers
        Avocado
        Peach
        Plum
        Kiwi
        Plantains

        None of these things are on this test. It's literally the shittier boring fruits and vegetables and shitty carbs like bread and porridge cereals. I don't usually like cheese the majority of the time unless it accentuates something and I only put yogurt in curry or greek sauces.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what in gods name is winter squash is that the elsa snow queen version of squash

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Summer squash. I'm not a fan of them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Winter squash. Big fan of them all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok i have to agree winter is way cuter but squash is gross always

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Big fricking wrong bro. They're literally the elder god tier carbohydrate. Following them is all the varieties of sweet potatoes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/sTNY2uq.jpg

                Summer squash. I'm not a fan of them.

                Asparagus
                Winter squash
                Turnip
                Rutabega
                Celery
                Onion
                Ginger
                Garlic
                Blackberries
                Rasberries
                Blueberries
                Pineapple
                Broccoli
                Brussels sprouts
                Sweet potatoes
                Cassava
                Potatoes
                Any form of cooked salad greens like sautéed arugula or spinach
                Heavy cream
                Sour cream
                Parsnip
                Celery root
                Jicama
                Peppers
                Avocado
                Peach
                Plum
                Kiwi
                Plantains

                None of these things are on this test. It's literally the shittier boring fruits and vegetables and shitty carbs like bread and porridge cereals. I don't usually like cheese the majority of the time unless it accentuates something and I only put yogurt in curry or greek sauces.

                I don't care for the sweeter winter ones that are often used in desserts but I fricks hard with the others. Babymomma has the opposite view but unlike me, she doesn't avoid any (I will not eat most things prepared from sweet squashes) and my son just eats everything.
                Because I've never encountered a sweet summer squash, I tend to go for those.
                Also, I'm surprised tsayote counts as a squash. Is that accurate or has the pic fricked that up? I never cook those but the missus makes them into a curry fry.
                She calls them Christines.
                I prepare them as a salad/slaw, shredded and tossed with tomato and prawns with tamarind and garlic oil dressing.

                ok i have to agree winter is way cuter but squash is gross always

                Textural thing? My mother didn't care for squashes for their texture but she bought and cooked them anyway because they're cheap and easy to prepare. I like courgettes stir fried with prawns or pork mince, in an egg curry, shredded for pancakes or hollowed out and stuffed with pork, tofu and prawn and braised.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I absolutely despise when people put sugar into sweet potatoes or squash. I find the sweetness balances out peppry, savory and salty perfectly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                idk this is so cute how u talk about them, i hope my bf talks about me like this when we get married.
                >textural thing?
                no.. my dad used to make pumpkin pie with butternut squash and i ate so much and i think im just sick of it for life from eating too much. it makes me wanna puke i hate the taste

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He put fricking sugar in it and ruined it. Many such cases! My mother likes to ruin carrots, sweet potatoes, and squash with maple syrup, brown sugar, cinnamon. I use them pretty simply and add them to salty foods. Like this is beef, onions, peppers, mushrooms, and rice I baked into an acorn squash this winter while they were in season and like $1 each squash.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nooooooo hes an amazing chef, im sure he wouldnt add too much sugar. its just not my thing. squash just triggers my gag reflex and makes me wanna die

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon it's a pie. By my definition there is too much sugar. See

                https://i.imgur.com/QAjMYSu.jpg

                This test is shit. It specifically asked me about vegetables and fruit I don't even like the majority of the time.

                . I fricking hate deserts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                b***h he makes cakes without too much sugar. what do u have against deserts!? u clearly just havent had any gud ones. loser. (¬_¬;)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have just always hated them my entire life. I asked for them to stop making me birthday cakes when I was like 6. My vice is animal fats. I like 80% dark chocolate and I like coffee though. I also like herbal teas and genuine root beers where you can taste the wintergreen mint and everything. But I don't like breads, cakes, ice cream, pies, waffles, pancakes, etc. I will eat ice cream but only if it is like "double dark chocolate" otherwise I dont. I haven't seen dark chocolate ice cream when I have been out with friends in like 10 years so I just haven't had it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                LOL
                >I asked for them to stop making me birthday cakes when I was like 6.
                idk why this made me laugh. so hardcore
                what are your opinions on cereal?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have tried oatmeal and it just kind of sucks. Haven't really done cream of wheat or anything else. Grits are fine with like cajun shrimp or something similar. Nothing to write home about. The health benefits of oats are also questionable and I don't really believe Culinalys bullshit. I like barley in soups though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no i mean like cheerios or lucky charms or what have you
                i agree oats are extremely overrated, my mother is obsessed with them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you meant like kids cereals I liked apple cinnamon cheerios when I was a kid. But I got those egg/sausage/cheese breakfast hot pockets or those premade jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that you just microwaved more than anything before school.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ew

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I had to go to the before school ymca program at like 5am everyday growing up because my parents went to work early. So they never made anything for my breakfast and I only ate the school lunches never brought like a cold sandwich or whatever the other kids did. Funnily I always thought they were just poor and couldn't afford hot food and felt bad for them for eating sandwiches. I still don't like cold sandwiches or cold meals in general. I look at that like some kind of emergency field ration, not an acceptable meal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i agree cold meats are gross, so are 90% of meats. was it cool not to eat lunch when u were in school? im in my last year of school and i think its cool not to eat lunch, or if u do have lunch its cool to eat takeout

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tsayote counts as a squash
                It's a gourd from south america and was part of the columbian exchange with all the other squashes.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE EGGS???
    stupid fricking test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eggs are satanic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then why are they part of the celebration of the resurrection of our Lord, Christ Jesus?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well thats a lie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >she's never heard of Easter and Easter eggs
            lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              easter eggs = choc
              i was born on easter lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >easter eggs = choc
                No

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >she's never heard of Easter and Easter eggs
          lol

          Easter eggs and rabbits are only there because the church coopted a pagan fertility festival celebrating spring. The eggs and rabbits are there because they represent fertility. They have absolutely nothing to do with the resurrection at all.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meat and potatoes, rice, or some sort of pasta makes up most of my diet because potatoes, rice, and store brand pasta are still fairly affordable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fat!

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God for cows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ur the only cow here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are what you eat ig

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i guess im cool then

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you seem sweetly moronic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              u seem poop

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                post hole and sole

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                idk where that is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                buddy i'm mid-stream here so you've got about 10min before i bust and stop caring. lets see some ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                😮

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uuuuuhhhhh oooohhhhhhhh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        Why don't you have a SIM card?

        I have a landline bundled with my internet so I finally stopped bothering with a cellphone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ... don't you go out ever?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm either at home or at work. There's like a 10 minute gap of dealing with the city bus that I'm off wifi.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well, if it works for you and your situation, I guess that's all that matters. Thanks for answering. That was kind.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you drunk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Thanks for answering. That was kind.
                No problem. Most people have cellphones. So I can get why it seems so strange

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you have a SIM card?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat more fruit than this they just didn't ask about any of the fruits I actually eat like blueberries.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely buy bread but get all my carbs from sweets like cake, cookies candy. But I eat a lot of cheese and meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot my chart

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I happen to eat based on mood and my mood is constantly evolving. Yesterday I think I found a new emotion. I call it "sappy".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but sappy is real anon! do u mean u ate some sap? why would u do that. whats ur mood rn. what foodddd

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The test confused me. I thought it meant how often is this your meal compared to others not how much you eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are u stupid?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mostly eat plain oatmeal, apples, bell peppers, onions, brown rice, and ground turkey.

    >compared to

    Yet the site offers no way to actually compare.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ura gay i think

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, just a thrifty man with a wok.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          omg that is the most cringe thing ive ever heard pls die

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            omg that is the most cringe thing ive ever heard pls die

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who the hell do you think you are

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                omg that is the most cringe thing ive ever heard pls die

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why are you obsessed with my chosen words . did i reopen old wounds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why are you obsessed with me being obsessed with your chosen words . did i reopen old wounds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what is ur problem. do u want to play animal crossing with me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                omg that is the most cringe thing ive ever heard pls die

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you punishing me for breaking against the status quo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do u want to play animal crossing with me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why are you obsessed with playing animal crossing with me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, just a thrifty man with a wok.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                : )

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are u ok

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i think u mean fatmaxxing!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do u just love every word my hands type

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ura gay i think

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no im a troony

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit test.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ur the shit one fricking sour pussy b***h
      https://www.idrlabs.com/food-disgust/test.php
      do dis one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not her, but here are my (

        Can't upload pic because incognito but carbs much less often (which is weird since I eat bread, pasta or rice daily), meat more often (which is a fricking lie since I only eat maybe 400g of meat in a week), vegetables much more often (the field was filled green), fruit much more often (one shy of full), sweets much less often (a single point in the field) and I forgot the others cuz I closed the window after realising screencapping it would be pointless since I can't upload it, anyway.
        It said my diet is abnormal, which I guess since I eat close to 1kg of produce daily isn't surprising.

        ) results:
        https://i.postimg.cc/tTCdvjsz/food-disgust.png

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post pic im not clicking ur sneaky links u israelite
          im her and heres mine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can't. Culinaly/nel hates me and don't let me upload pics, sorry.
            My fields are mostly empty same human contaminants being higher than yours, hygiene being about half of yours and insects being a tiny blip on the radar. Everything else is wholly empty.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it doesnt hate u. ur just a weirdo. ur ratios are weird.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >weirdo
                Mebbe.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Autismmaxxing btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think u mean fatmaxxing!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i think u mean fatmaxxing!!
        This(

        I consume about 1.2g a caffeine a day(diet sodastream energy), also only eat dinner now, so cut out most of my calories(breakfast, lunch, and snacks)

        ) was meant for you

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >And your diet is very different from that of the average person.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I consume about 1.2g a caffeine a day(diet sodastream energy), also only eat dinner now, so cut out most of my calories(breakfast, lunch, and snacks)

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >carbs less often
    Not really true, unless I am underestimating how much people typically have.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a fatass who loves salad and ice cream and hates seafood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      salad and ice cream are literally the worst foods you cretin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather live a short life eating delicious salad and ice cream than be a miserable homosexual like you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          salad and ice cream is not delicious. chocolate with hazelnuts is delicious. cheese is delicious. mango is delicious. NOT salad nor ice cream.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit test to be honest.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to put more veg in my sloppa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk if ur fat or just gross

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cheat day is every other Friday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why is this photo so weird it looks like a photo of a framed picture
      anon did u print out ur results and frame them u silly goose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek that's just how my phone cropped it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WEIRD PHONE

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