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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did it fail?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because there's like 2 locations and they're only planning on having 10 by the end of this year.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would a young woman think she looks good holding a cosmc cup? No she wouldn't. Most people only buy starbucks so that they could be seen drinking starbucks. Mcdonalds will never be able to have that kind of glamour associated with their brand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they could all they have to do is only open up in high end neighborhoods and then spam tiktoks of chads and stacies holding the cups alongside other current-thing fashion items and in 2 weeks cosmcs is the meme status symbol that you JUST HAVE TO HAVE to show that you're Somebody who lives or goes Somewhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would a young woman think she looks good holding a cosmc cup? No she wouldn't. Most people only buy starbucks so that they could be seen drinking starbucks. Mcdonalds will never be able to have that kind of glamour associated with their brand.

          I agree they could and the tiktok spam is the way to go, but for it to go they need better branding, logos, design, colors, etc. everything in the current presentation is terrible and no amount of advertisement money can change that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no wonder women get raped
          they’re stupid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can't tell wonder woman to get raped, how about YOU get raped, c**tfrick!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >wonder woman hits me with her lasso that forces me to tell the truth
              >I just say "get raped" on repeat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much this. Stanley was the coffee thermos your boomer dad's dad took fishing before their guerrilla marketing campaign made them must-haves for trend chasing women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I went there in e, accidentally ordered a gigant coffee like three mugs of coffee together. I refused to waste any of it because it was expensive so I drank it all, ended up having heavy palpitations

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seen drinking starbucks [to be cool]
        I don't understand this. Starbucks is common. It's hardly exclusive or expensive. How is getting coffee from literally the most common source of takeaway coffee in the world remotely cool?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because starbucks USED TO be like this

          Yes they could all they have to do is only open up in high end neighborhoods and then spam tiktoks of chads and stacies holding the cups alongside other current-thing fashion items and in 2 weeks cosmcs is the meme status symbol that you JUST HAVE TO HAVE to show that you're Somebody who lives or goes Somewhere.

          >only in relatively Nice areas in major Hustle and Bustle cities or on university campuses etc
          >coffee is a ripoff so you have to be well-off to justify buying it
          >they make some fancy sounding italian named thing that your folgers-core boomer family have never heard of
          Wa La. Now everyone wants to get starbucks to show off that they can get starbucks because they live in the right area and can justify the expense. So when starbucks comes to their shitty town they gladly shell out for it, oblivious that at the same time any real prestige it carried has evaporated by the simple fact of it being available to them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one is getting starbucks "to be cool" anon is moronic + making up people in his head to get mad at

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you can tell the entire marketing industry they need to find a new job. I guess luxury brands don't exist either. Thanks, anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because normies and especially normie women are fricking stupid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Starbucks was the chain that popularized expensive, sugary coffee drinks in the late 90s and they've remained a go-to for that market ever since. Asking why people buy mocha frappuchinos from Starbucks is like asking why people buy hamburgers from McDonalds; the brands are synonymous with their respective products.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those women are the only ones who buy Travis Scott, BTS, Saweetie, etc, collab meals. One was even a rapper couple meal to target the romantic female rich thot mind. McDs could absolutely rebrand and pivot easily. They're already pricing the poors out. Starbucks is boomer stuff rn. Real boomer stuff like McDs can now be hip.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is absolutely SOVLLESS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mcdonalds drive thrus already exist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THANKS

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't that like a coffee/ beverage focused place?
    I live in a place with a giant metropolitan area, never even saw one once.

    Who cares anyway? Peak Goyslop.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just opened a new one in some Texas suburb in March
    My guess is they want to expand the chain to be like these places which are popular because women have an insatiable thirst for $8 sugar loaded coffees.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The name and logo look more like a spinoff of their playground things than a coffee shop. Why didn't they just spinoff the McCafé brand they already run?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure this is the first I've heard of it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just can't bring themselves to abandon the yellow M
    All they had to do was not include it on the building and it wouldn't be seen as overpriced trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they need a C? Maybe the O?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They need the D.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But anon said the D is bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, people associate McDonald's with hamburgers so this will go about as well as McDonald's pizza did.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do blatantly terrible ideas at these billion to trillion dollar international corporations make it through to the production stage so often?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people who make the decisions can just float away on golden parachutes if they turn out to be bad ones, so they don't care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      think the tragedy of the commons but for people insulated into a kind of parallel corpo-liberal reality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the tragedy of the commons
        Thought experiment that never actually happened. When things are held in common people develop systems to ensure nobody exploits them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which one

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that like McCafe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked a their menu. It looks like a million drink possibilities and all day breakfast and ice cream and donuts.

      I think if it really is all day breakfast then it will succeed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems a bit weird. Doesn't McDonalds already do all day breakfast?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they tried it for a bit but the ones I've been to in the last few years all stop at 10:30 AM.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see they have an all day menu now so there are a bunch of burgers you can get for breakfast now, hashbrowns are on that menu too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      McCafe with less solid food and more drinks (where the real profit is). Some of that stuff just looks downright lethal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn

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