I am very intrigued by this stuff.

I am very intrigued by this stuff. It's apparently very good for you, it has a long shelf life, and the hate it gets only serves to increase my curiosity.
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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marmite is just the best taste. Salty and savoury, it packs a massive punch. I'm not sure there's anything more savoury than it. A thin layer on buttery toast is out of this world. Marmite cashews makes semen dribble out of my penis.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it taste like better than boullion? That’s how I imagine it tastes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does it taste like better than boullion? That’s how I imagine it tastes.
        No
        Imagine roasting chicken thighs and scraping up the caramelised bits that have stuck to the tray. Marmite is similar to this but stronger.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but in a nasty industrial waste- product kind of way. Tray/pan fond I find delicious. For those who haven't been subjected to them, yeast extracts are like going from drinking freshly squeezed juice to squash. There's a micro second where your taste buds are triggered into thinking it's going to be good because it's savoury, but then it's downhill. I can't stand any stock cubes or bullion powders either.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, but in a nasty industrial waste- product kind of way.
            No you are just being silly, it was originally a way of using a brewery by-product but its much more that this nowadays.

            Must be. I know that mans hand and posting habits. He is a kiwi.

            > He is a kiwi.
            Agreed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My brother you have just described the taste of better than bouillon…I guess I won’t understand until I’ve tried it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more like worse than bouillon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bovril > Marmite >>>>> Vegemite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bovril isn't quite the same, shithead. But yeah, vegemite is dogshit. Marmite wrecks it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bovril is closer to marmite than marmite is to that dyed black margarine they call vegemite

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I suppose. It's always been more of a drink to me. In fact, I've got 12 instant cups of the fricker in my cupboard. Absolutely beautiful after a few whiskies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw bovril is banned in the US
      I hate this country's food laws, corporations can poison people with endless additives but random shit like beef spread or tonka beans are outlawed. Is there any equally good substitute?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just puree your own cow bro.
        Also first I've ever heard of tonka beans but now I am intrigued. Do they come in a truck-like pod or what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We love the corrupt j***** FDA.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i thought bovril gave people cwd or something

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marmite tastes like any off-brand yeast extract. Only Vegemite gets the formula right. When it had fallen under foreign ownership, local brands scrambled to replicate the flavour for the street cred of being a true Australian Vegemite. All failed, only managing to taste like Marmite. Marmite fans have to cope hard because their brand does not have the secret formula to yeast extract perfection.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop squinting and talking all nasal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Ub1SfmJ.jpg

      Vegemite is so vastly superior to Marmite, it's ridiculous that I see people gushing over it.

      Marmite is saltier and doesn't have as much flavor

      where can i find vegemite
      i can only find marmite in the us

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where can i find vegemite
        In Australia.
        >in the us
        There's your problem.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if vegemite is so good then why isn't it being exported here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if vegemite is so good then why isn't it being exported here

        https://i.imgur.com/3qC1pwL.gif

        >mfw bovril is banned in the US
        I hate this country's food laws, corporations can poison people with endless additives but random shit like beef spread or tonka beans are outlawed. Is there any equally good substitute?

        Hit up World Market with all the middle class white women. Has Vegemite and Bovrite (knock-off Bovril) at upper middle class prices!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you try Marmite, I'd recommend trying it with buttered toast - and only try a very small amount at first. It's a strong flavour and very salty, but as you get used to it, you'll find yourself using more and more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The butter is really necessary. I think because marmite has a hint of bitterness, and the faint sweetness of butter reduces that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely needs to be unsalted butter, though. Yeast extracts already have a ton of salt.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vegemite is so vastly superior to Marmite, it's ridiculous that I see people gushing over it.

    Marmite is saltier and doesn't have as much flavor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. effete cuckold who listens to his wife's boyfriend's baseless opinion

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marmite
    Frick off nazis

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried vegemite in america and australia and found both to be most disgusting

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither are going to be tasty on its own on bread unless you have the certain palette that likes them, which it seems most people don't. A lot of normies will just seethe over the fact they even exist because it's marketed primarily as a spread but it literally says what it is on the jar
    >yeast extract
    >extract
    and for the majority it's overpowering and taste like shit in excess. However if you're using it moderately for cooking purposes I imagine it could be useful and tasty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      extract
      so can i make my own by soaking yeast in vodka??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Normies dont like it
      Entire nations eat this stuff

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Normies dont like it
        I didn't say that, my point was there's a sheep like herd of people who
        >seethe over the fact they even exist
        rather than just accepting they don't need to like everything

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does vegemite taste like bros? does it taste funky? i like funky stuff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not funky, it just has an extremely strong flavor that puts a lot of people off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      salty, oily, extremely concentrated yeast

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am british, and love marmite, but honestly i think vegemite is superior. it has a nice vegetal earthy back flavour that pairs well with the bitter umami at the front of your mouth, and it spreads way easier too cos it's an actual paste rather than having the consistency of caramel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am british
      I am also Trans btw.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big pig got a plastic ass dick. Lolol.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Kiwi Marmite?
        It tastes nothing like British marmite.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Must be. I know that mans hand and posting habits. He is a kiwi.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          British Marmite is ass shit and Virginmite is dogshit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Flaming homosexual has been detected. He has just come back from taking multiple wieners in his shitbox

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they taste somewhat similar to soy sauce but with a bit more depth, pic related is recommended distribution of Vegemite

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's always funny seeing Americans on Youtube trying Marmite for the first time. They take like a teaspoon full

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this in stores all my life and it never occurred to me to try it. Next time I go shopping I'm going to get a small bottle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      use just a little, and butter the bread first

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half a teaspoon is an old-school grandma tip for boosting the flavour of meat gravy. Give it a try, it works. Just stir it in while you're stirring the gravy.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an American from the deep south and I love this shit on toast. It's my most common breakfast on days I eat breakfast.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does that stuff compare to Cenovis?
    I'm Swiss, I never had Vegemite nor Marmite, but it's all based on the same stuff.

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