I bought a Costco brisket for a Halloween party I'm hosting on Saturday. How the fuck do I cool this thing?

I bought a Costco brisket for a Halloween party I'm hosting on Saturday. How the fuck do I cool this thing? It's like 16lb

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carefully

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The heat from the countertop cools the brisket

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carefully

      just put it in the oven for awhile

      hows that gonna cool it dumbass

      lol

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got a smoker? If not go israeli style in the oven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have this charcoal smoker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Smoke it then. Get a premade dry rub and cook it low and slow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how do i cook this most typically smoked meat?
        >i have a smoker
        were you just really lonely tonight and trying to bait people into talking to you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes obviously why would you post on this site if that wasn't the case

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            to ask for advice? but also yeah true. also slice it then add buns

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              why would you ask for advice for something you clearly already know the answer to, if not to trick yourself into feeling like people will willingly converse with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Make sure you insert some garlic cloves into that bitch. Like 4 or 5 minium.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just put it in the oven for awhile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hows that gonna cool it dumbass

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slow cook on the lowest setting, pull apart with forks, chopsticks if you're a weeb, tray it, bottles of various sauces, buns for the kids. It's actually better if you make something unappetizing so your shithead relatives don't actually capitalize on your generosity. You don't want to be that guy actually bringing home an empty tray.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have THE CLAWS for shredding mad meat cuts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ruin a brisket by treating it like a roast? Don't pull apart brisket.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t shred brisket retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah crewing food is overrated.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My usual breakdown is to grind the trim with some point for burgers for the day when I cut it, rest of the point gets seasoned and smoked. Flat gets split into corned beef and jerky. This spreads out the beef so I have some right away and some longer lasting stuff to keep around, since I don't have many people to share with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >grind the trim with some point
      Wait a second, are you trying to trick me?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just sear it on both sides and serve.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, treat it like a NY strip, searing it no more than mid-rare, then slice into steaks, your friends will be amazed

      just be sure to come back and tell us how it went

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    salt/pepper/garlic dry rub.
    smoke at 225f until it hits 160f to 170f internal,
    wrap in foil or butcher paper,
    continue cooking until about 205 to 210f internal,
    put it in a dry empty cooler, close lid and let it rest until it cools to 165f
    slice and serve.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or in the oven on a wire rack.
      If you’re really poor just put it on the oven rack with a pan on the bottom rack.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >party I'm hosting on Saturday
    why are you lying on the internet, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is Culinaly, would probably be most normie board on site if /adv/ and /soc/ didn't exist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >/adv/ and /soc/
        what are those boards like, i never been

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For what little I know /soc/ is full of narcissistic retards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        incorrect, the most normie board is

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  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Franklins video on trimming a brisket first, then try to mimic that best you can. If you have a boning knife it makes it a lot easier as you have a lot more control. Try to keep all the fat intact on the fat side and cut the large section to about 1/4 inch thickness, and cut out all the hard stuff as it won't render well.

    It's really easy to fuck up and create a gouge, so don't fuck up

    Use a rub, don't over do it.

    I would smoke to 160 and crutch it to 200, then take it out, put it in a cooler wrapped up in foil for at least an hour. Take it out slice the flat the way you have it now, very thin, rotate it when you get to the point and slice pencil thin slices.

    Expect double the cooking time you expect.

    Face it, yours will probably come out super late and as tough as shoe leather, so when that happens I would just chop off the burnt part and braise or pressure cook it. At least you'll have some smoke flavor.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    braise it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trim fat, especially the deckel then smoke as one piece, wrap at 165 or 170 with butcher paper, smoke until 205 internal temp, pull and wrap in towels then leave in a cooler for at least an hour, remove, unwrap towel and butcher paper then slice and serve.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER ever trim the fat. ignore this retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are retarded, the deckel will never render out at the cooking temps that one smokes food at.
        Trimming the exterior fat also guarantees more of the rub sticks on the meat throughout the entire cooking process.
        Your untrimmed brisket is shit and you should feel bad.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's no deckle on a brisket, it's on the rib

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. genuine retard
            The deckel on a brisket is a large chunk of hard fat that simply won't render out at smoking temperatures located between the point and the flat.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The deckle is the rib cap and typically sold as part of a prime rib

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.meadowcreekbbqsupply.com/blog/prepping-brisket-aaron-franklin/
                You are wrong though and you would know this if you ever bothered trimming or even looked at an untrimmed whole brisket.
                >n-no, the hard fat will render out at temperatures lower than it's melting point
                No it won't retard, you have to trim it out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never said it would render out I said the deckle is a different cut of meat and it's being misused with regard to briskets

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then complain at every brisket trimming tutorial and the people who make them, including people who trim and smoke more brisket than you or I will in our entire lives combined.
                For example I'm sure Aaron Franklin know less about it than you do.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm fine with that; I know why they call the fat cap that, I just won't because it's an actual, desirable cut of meat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The deckle is the rib cap and typically sold as part of a prime rib

              You two are arguing over semantics, technically the entire point muscle is the deckle, but in common usage the deckle refers to the hard waxy fat on a whole packer brisket (point+flat). It all depends on region.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fridge works fine for cooling, it's not that big.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if she’s not already 5 hours on the cooker and wrapped up in butcher paper or foil u fucked breh

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, How'd you cook it and how'd it turn out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was 12 hours in when I wrapped it. Ended up taking 17.5 hours then rested for 4ish in a cooler wrapped in towels. Best brisket I've done so far. I poured some of the tallow in when I wrapped with butcher paper and some more when I pulled for the rest. Best brisket I've done so far but this is only my third time cooking one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good work man

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pressure cooker my friend. Fixes the texture. Searing on high heat fixes the colour.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i can't even fit half a pork belly into my instant pot, how do you expect him to fit a full ass brisket

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am eternally envious of americans being able to just casually buy massive slabs of beef for pennies at the local supermarket

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      depending on the actual weight, this is somewhere between $100 and $140 at costco

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is 2.99 per lb at Costco for choice. 3.99 for prime. This was a choice ~16lb for $48

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literally impossible to suffer in unitedstatia

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just shove it in a large pot, add a couple cans of tomato, garlic, onion, smoked paprika, cumin, salt & pepper it, add water to just above the level of the meat, bring to boil then simmer 6 hours.

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