I can't believe I've been sleeping on noosa

It was BOGO at Publix last night; I tried it this morning.
The taste is extraordinary (perfectly balanced sweetness & tartness) and has perfect viscosity—not runny & not to thick.
Yeah, I'm thinking this mogs chobani by a long shot.
Anyone else sleeping on noosa?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Per 2/3 cup serving size:
    >240 calories
    >10g fat
    >27g carbs (15g added sugars)
    >10g protein
    Yeah, this is some good stuff. Solid amount of protein per serving while also being filling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >26 fricking grams of sugar per serving
      I am not eating that shit, just give me my plain whole milk greek yogurt and frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of protein is abysmal for the ratio of sugar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >water in the ingredient list twice
      >cheap thickeners
      just buy plain yogurt and add whatever you want

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you try these. It's the only worthwhile brand of yogurt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Blueberry
      >Strawberry
      >Lemon
      Yeah, I gotta try those.
      So many yogurt brands do the whole "low fat!" marketing bullshit to trick moronic soccer moms into thinking fat=belly fat, so therefore fat=bad.

      Similar to the "ZERO SUGAR" shit, while being that nasty-ass sucralose that literally tastes like synthetic sugar/chemicals. Food Lion brand and Yoplait does that a lot, if I recall.

      I don't think I can go back to any other yogurt now.
      >Inb4 buy an ad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate when I'm looking for something that's not sweetened to death and I see something marketed as "sugar free!!" only to find out it's still loaded with artificial sweeteners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The lemon and raspberry ones are divine. Frick I want one right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      been looking for the full size passionfruit one, havent seen it in a while and i'm sad that it might be unironically over..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Noosa is amazing. Easily best yogurt currently on sale as far as I'm concerned.

      for me, it's mixed berry, raspberry, blueberry and peach

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gelatin as a thickener
    ew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ew
      feminine energy
      how is gelatin gross? Do you know how much shit uses gelatin in everyday products?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick are they adding thickening agents to yogurt?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >feminine energy

        [...]

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >anyone who doesn't like this delicious, nutritious brand (NOOSA, in case you forgot) is... LE BAD!
        I hope you're at least getting paid for working on the weekend my Black person

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like straight up yoghurt that is made entirely of cultured milk. Nothing else.
          Picrel ingredients: whole milk, live cultures.
          I'm straight by the way. I'm not sure if that matters.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gay and I hope straight people get genocided.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    noosa yourself

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably the most unhealthy yogurt you can buy packed with sugar but by far the BEST tasting.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maleny Dairy is the superior Sunshine Coast yoghurt.

    >t. Nambour

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do they make greek style yoghurt?
      also where do you get your eggs?
      >t. another sunnycoast gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They make plain yoghurt, but they don't sell it in Woolies or Coles, so I have to get it from the local green grocer on Howard Street. I get my eggs from there, too, unless the old lady up the hill has a glut of them from her backyard chickens.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Oikos Pro Max.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Freeze it in the ice cream machine

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >perfectly balanced sweetness & tartness
    It has about 5 pounds of sugar per cup, lmao

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tastes amazing
    >Impeccable texture
    >Can be mixed with spices to make a top tier chicken marinade
    Yep, I think this mogs all the other yogurts on the shelf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this brand tastes like shit unless you get the 4% fat, then it's really good.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i eat a tub of greek yogurt so its too expensive for me. I was tempted by the bogo but don't like flavored yogurt. that's pussy shit...

    chobani is fine, so is cabot and so gayYE

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that homemade yogurt makes itself. You can google a recipe, but the short version is you warm milk (better milk = better yogurt) and then add a small amount of store-bought live-culture yogurt to it (better yogurt = better yogurt) and wait like 12 hours. Wa la, yogurt happens. Dump it out into a strainer lined with a coffee filter and wait another day and you have greek yogurt. The NEXT time you want yogurt, all you have to buy is milk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, I used to make it with two pots rigged up as a double boiler, now I've upped my yogurt consumption enough that an instapot was a worthwhile investment. Homemade yogurt is versatile, better than store bought, and dead easy to make. I usually strain it into greek yogurt, and occasionally yogurt cheese. I often have it with macerated fruit for breakfast, or as a topping for french toast, or sprinkled with zaatar and drizzled with olive oil with a fresh pita for lunch.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Noosa is awful. It’s borderline cheesecake filling with how much sugar there is. I just get basic unflavored Greek yogurt.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The pumpkin one is life changing. Small tub.

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