I can't fricking wait

I can't fricking wait

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no es Black
      es rojo y verde

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already on my second one. Kroger had them on sale, but HEB and Albertsons are WAY overpriced.

      Shut your b***h ass mouth. Watermelon is delicious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only $4.68 at HEB in Austin, I've been going through them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Only $4.68
          That's outrageous for a watermelon. For any fruit grown domestically for that matter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The israelites at acme are charging 9 fricking dollars for a melon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No they're not. They're $4 for frickhugicly enormous ones. Stop lying.

            https://i.imgur.com/1HO8nf7.jpeg

            I can't fricking wait

            I wanna know where the FRICK the plums are. It's the end of May. We should be well into plum and cherry season. We got cherries last Saturday, $3/lb and in getting more this weekend but haven't seen any plums yet. Do people not eat plums anymore or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watermelon is bad. No need to lie.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HNNNNNNNNNG WATEMELONE

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CE

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watermelon rules so much

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love watermelon and fried chicken. Kool aid and grape soda is pretty good too. We really fumbled the ball letting black people claim the best stuff as their culture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of those things were never "claimed" by black people. When freed slaves started migrating into the northern states they brought with them the cultural and culinary traditions of the south. The yanks saw this and thought, "Huh, must be a Black person thing". The association never really went away.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the people here need someone to hate and look down on because their own lives are extremely shitty and they want to feel better about themselves in the most superficial, nonsensical way. But I for one also love watermelon, fried chicken, fried fish, kool-aid, grape soda, cornbread, dumplings, mac-n-cheese, shrimp-n grits and lots of other "black people foods"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from yurp and live in the US. My mother came to visit and went shopping with my ex, who is Black.
        While out, she wanted to try American style fried chicken since we don't have it in my home country and the mall they were in had a Popeyes. She got it and loved it but was dismayed that my ex got sushi instead of sharing the chicken with her (cultural thing; we like sharing meals).
        Later, when we were all together for dinner, we were trying to explain to my mum that while my ex likes fried chicken, she's not into eating it in public, especially not our local mall which is surprisingly majority white, because she doesn't want to appear like a stereotype. Unfamiliar with the concept of American stereotypes of black people food, we told her that watermelon is also a no-go and some other examples that I can't really recall at the moment.
        Her response was that she must the only Alpine Black on earth because everything we listed, especially fried chicken and watermelon, are all delicious, frick the haters.
        It's a really bizarre thing to get bent out of shape over. Like... my dad is half American, half ricer. Any time he cooked anything, we ate it with rice. Doesn't matter what it is. Thanksgiving turkey gift stuffed with rice, for example.
        Sometimes, the motherfricker ate pasta or noodles with fricking rice. Even potatoes a few times.
        Yeah, it's a stereotype but he dgaf. Rice is good. And at least he's not a shakey, alcoholic, Irishman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of what's considered "black" or "soul" food in America is just shit that's always been popular in the south, same with most of the "ebonics" and "vernacular." Black people went north and to the Midwest because of Jim Crow shit in the south, and now all of the liberal whites from up north buy the line that it's "black culture."
          If you go to church anywhere in the deep south, you are eating fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon at the potlucks. My white parents often fed me and my white siblings collard greens, hog knuckles, chitlins, all of the "soul food" shit because it's just what poor southerners eat, that and mountain dew.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Top 3 fruits: watermelon, honeydew and cantaloupe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close. A fresh picked perfectly ripe peach is better. But on a hot day I would take the cold melons over the peach. Also persimmons are top tier, nothing in nature makes a natural jelly spread like a ripe persimmon. And fresh ripe picked figs are amazing and packed full of sugar. Melons are great though, they are kind of like natures sports drink.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When life gives you thick melon rinds, pickle them. Make sure no red is visible, and remove the outer rind, it's too woody. Cube, wash, then pickle in pickle juice. They'll be savory and crispy AS FRICK.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $0.99!
    (three years ago)

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was in an induced coma for two weeks once.
    When they bought me out it took about 4 days for any form of appetite to return. 1 scoop of peanut butter and I felt completely stuffed full.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got a watermelon at the store yesterday. It was pretty good. Will have some more today.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watermelon is so fricking good. i always make a salad with basil,feta and balsamic.makes me coom

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what gets me through the really hot days at my landscaping job, a big cooler with watermelon and a bunch of other fruits. Frick Gatorade, get a big hunk of watermelon with a little salt and you've never felt more refreshed.

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