I chewed on some celery and after 5 minutes of chewing the same celery stick some fibers i couldn't digest collected in my mouth and I finally to...

I chewed on some celery and after 5 minutes of chewing the same celery stick some fibers i couldn't digest collected in my mouth and I finally took it out and it was like a rug or piece of cloth

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Great story Anon

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ah good ole deepthroating celery. it can happen.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are you eating celery? that shit's nasty. tastes like dirt.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's called INSOLUBLE fiber for a reason, buddy.

    It's good for you. Almost all fiber-rich foods are.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The idea is that it clogs your digestive system temporarily so that sugars won't immediately jack up your insulin. That's why you can eat like 5 oranges in one sitting and not feel like dogshit if you had drank a few cups of orange juice instead.

    That said there's controversy whether humans require sugar (including fruit sugars) in their diet at all since our bodies can break down fat into ketones and protein into sugar.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      do you think the only food that exists that humans can eat raw and in large quantities is just a quirk of biology? humans are designed to eat fruit and basically nothing else. if i had to eat nothing but raw, unsalted meat the rest of my life i'd kill myself

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        You’d have a nice day eating fruit for the rest of your life too, just unintentionally

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          at least i would die happily rather than forcing down sloppy bloody pukeworthy entrails to sustain my laborious existence

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Humans are designed to eat omnivor, whatever the hunters and gatherers could find.
            We evolved with our kitchen. HUmans don't have claws or sharp teeth, but we have our sharp brains to use tools instead.
            When fruits and berries were available our ancestors ate them - but to evolve into modern man high caloric meat cooked over our greatest discovery and the thing that separates us from the other animals - fire - was required. This allowed our brain to increase in size over the years at the cost of our jaw and bite apparatus - which was not needed anymore since we don't bite with force, we simply cut with our tools.
            The whole evolution of man happened in tandem with the kitchen.

            Learn about ketosis and the fact that insulin is a FAT STORAGE hormone. Our bodies are literally designed to run on ketones derived from animal fats in our diet not raw glucose.

            High insulin levels = signal to store fat. It perfectly explains why 50% of americans are so digustingly fat and diabetic because guess what those burger buns are made out of?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Humans are designed to eat omnivor, whatever the hunters and gatherers could find.
        We evolved with our kitchen. HUmans don't have claws or sharp teeth, but we have our sharp brains to use tools instead.
        When fruits and berries were available our ancestors ate them - but to evolve into modern man high caloric meat cooked over our greatest discovery and the thing that separates us from the other animals - fire - was required. This allowed our brain to increase in size over the years at the cost of our jaw and bite apparatus - which was not needed anymore since we don't bite with force, we simply cut with our tools.
        The whole evolution of man happened in tandem with the kitchen.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          But then there are moronic women, cant live with them, cant live without them.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >muh evolution
          Take your pseudoscience elsewhere, moron

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            There's a reason why carnivores in nature tend to be so smart. We went from swinging on trees to chucking spears and picrel is proof of this.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Based fruitarian.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy to think that it ended up accelerating his cancer LMFAO.

          "So, I started just drinking carrot juice nonstop all day long," Kutcher told "Hot Ones."

          Then one night, Kutcher felt a shooting pain in his back, and had to go to the hospital. He says he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, which is inflammation of the pancreas, and put on a pain killer medication.

          "My pancreas was like crazy out of whack," Kutcher said. (The pancreas is a gland that's responsible for controlling blood glucose levels, plus releasing insulin and other enzymes that help with the digestion of food.)

          "Then I'm getting freaked out like, 'Oh my god I've become Steve Jobs.'" (Jobs died of pancreatic cancer in 2011

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Just gotta tell that pancreas whose boss is all.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    what does this have to do with the picture of mangos though?

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Try those out with some lemon lime lifesavers

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    OK but what's with the mango

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *