i did it again

>imagine eating this good

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon, it's pretty tasty and filling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kind of like your liter of vodka a day habit? what'd you do, hide the rocks glass for the picture?
        btw, no matter what vodka you use, everyone at work can still smell the alcohol on your breath and bleeding out your pours as it it's your body from the inside out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      minus the sauce and bread I eat this every morning lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's the point of the omelet if you're not going to put the bacon inside?
        also that bacon is almost raw, would not chew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd eat it.

      Post your cooking.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that bacon is undercooked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the toast is also undercooked
        omelet looks alright

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          omelet was cooked in a specific machine made to cook omelets, look closer at the edges, same thing as making waffles 'perfect'. it's a mold

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its called a pan

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >absolut shit vodka
    >herbal tea
    >jello
    what kinda sick concoction have you procured?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the herbal tea is unrelated. i made jello shots for my team after they hit a target last week

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i made jello shots for my team after they hit a target last week
        what'd you do for the non-alcoholic ones? nothing i presume, considering only an alcoholic himself would consider that a prize. jello shots are for geting hammered on the beach when you're 21 or selling watered down to make buku bucks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound unhappy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uncooked pork is dangerous to eat anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel fine anon and i ate 5 strips

      hope you drank a significant amount of that vodka. I'd have to be good and fricked up for that meal

      why anon? it tasted great sober and i saved the vodka for when I have to bang ur mum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use to eat raw bacon out of the fridge as a kid. My mum wasn't too happy about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        has your mom ever, by chance, taken you to see a psychologist or something of the sort?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably. We went to a lot of places.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did she take you to disney?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeh. Old school Disney in the 80's. The Captain Cook ride blew my mind.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wholesome story, thank you for sharing
                when i went to disney as a kid i told my mom to look out for hidden mickeys and so she started looking at the clouds(?) for them and then tripped and limped the rest of the trip

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol, family eh?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope you drank a significant amount of that vodka. I'd have to be good and fricked up for that meal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I have to get fricked up for that too. but for real that meal is fricked.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolut sucks, buy popov instead

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon could be crisper other then that looks pretty tasty

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sir, do you commonly rawdog those meat sticks?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >toast not on a toast plate

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey google, what's a toast plate?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy autism batman

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can you eat anything that close to 5 packages of open dryer sheets? reminds me of weed i used to get in high school that some idiot in the chain used dryer sheets to cover the smell when transporting, thus ruining all of the weed.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I made something disgusting and undercooked and ate it so people on reddit give me attention

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well. It's eating WELL, you fricking jar-drinking, videogame homosexual.

    >cave man eat good, ook ook ook!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn black people are so bad at cooking

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only alcoholics drink vodka

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered cooking the bacon?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope your not just trying to get (you)’s and throwing this food out after you take a picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he drinks vodka, you can tell he doesn't care what goes down his throat if that makes you feel better

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good!

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