I do not care if I look ridiculous. I do not care if I look like an animal. I do not care if I look like a meth head.

I do not care if I look ridiculous.
I do not care if I look like an animal.
I do not care if I look like a meth head.

I LOVE liking the delicious savory yolk from the plate with my tongue and will do so in every Denny's/Perkin's/Dinner I visit for breakfast.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's good you know what you look like, but just use toast.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it better to lick the plate clean with your tongue than using a piece of toast to sop it up?

      I do not like the excess calories. 3 eggs, 2 links of bacon if I am feeling naughty. Toast is just buttered carbs, empty, unfulfilling, and a bland temptation. I give my dog the pancakes if they must be included.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's the point of eating breakfast out if you're not going to treat yourself to something decadent? you shouldn't be eating there often enough that it's a problem. if you're just going to eat eggs and sausages, why not stay home and save some money?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what's the point of eating breakfast out if you're not going to treat yourself to something decadent?
          I mean yeah those 1600kcal cinnamon banana pancakes sound nice but jesus man. That is the only meal of the day, and heavy carb sugar loaded it is going to leave you hungry and on edge.

          >I am an insufferable twit
          Enjoy dying alone.

          Nonsense. Auron will be with me. He is a good dog.

          Links of bacon? LINKS?! Are you kookoo nuts?!

          For cocopuffs. Well not actually since that is just more carbs and sugar. Everyone calls them links in the menus but I guess strips is more accurate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone calls them links in the menu
            What fricking diner calls them links in the menu, anon. I have never seen such a thing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ...huh

              Ok disregard that I suck wieners. I inserted links behind bacon all these years.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So it's clear that you don't go to diners, but the question is: do you even like eggs?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your GIF confirms that you suck wieners. Probably little child wieners. Disgusting weebs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Links are the sausage. Sausage links.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mean yeah those 1600kcal cinnamon banana pancakes sound nice but jesus man. That is the only meal of the day, and heavy carb sugar loaded it is going to leave you hungry and on edge.
            what I'm saying is you don't go out to a breakfast diner if you're worried about your macros and calories that day. it's a treat, you go every couple months and gorge yourself, and then you go back to normal. It takes 5 minutes to make bacon and eggs at home for a fraction of the price, I just don't get why you'd go out for that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People suck and want to go out? I mean I can invite them over but then I got to deep clean and make room for everyone and it's a whole damn thing.

              So it's clear that you don't go to diners, but the question is: do you even like eggs?

              I would attached a chicken permanently ass to mouth with duct tape to directly deposit eggs into my mouth if they were soft boiled and peeled.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I would attached a chicken permanently ass to mouth with duct tape to directly deposit eggs into my mouth if they were soft boiled and peeled
                This actually begs another question, which is why you don't just suck the yolk out of your eggs instead of spilling them onto your plate first

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why you don't just suck the yolk out of your eggs instead of spilling them onto your plate first
                What in the sweet hells did you just say anon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In comparison to licking a plate clean in public, I really don't think it's any more or less embarrassing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I would attached a chicken permanently ass to mouth with duct tape to directly deposit eggs into my mouth if they were soft boiled and peeled
                This actually begs another question, which is why you don't just suck the yolk out of your eggs instead of spilling them onto your plate first

                Answer me, coward

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even understand the godamn post anon. You mean with a straw or something? I like to cut up the whites into segments then puncture the yolks and mix them together. To get as much on the whites as possible. Then animal mode what is left on the plate. What the FRICK do you do when you suck and spit the yolk?!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, instead of using a knife and fork to cut into the yolks of your eggs, use them to separate your eggs into discrete sections of yolk an egg; as if you were separating several fried eggs into individual fried eggs, if you follow me. Then you just slurp these discrete sections of egg white and egg yolk on down your gullet. And if that seems crazy, I want you to really conceptualize the sight of seeing a person lick egg yolk off of a plate vs, I don't know, using a spoon or fork to lift an entire fried egg onto their mouth.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Put your mouth on the fried egg and suck. How is it different from linking the plate?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Put your mouth on the fried egg and suck. How is it different from linking the plate?

                Order the egg. Suck the egg. Shit the egg. God, life's relentless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you suck the yolk, anon? Why is licking better?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/El1GClW.jpg

                [...]
                Order the egg. Suck the egg. Shit the egg. God, life's relentless.

                Put your mouth on the fried egg and suck. How is it different from linking the plate?

                So, instead of using a knife and fork to cut into the yolks of your eggs, use them to separate your eggs into discrete sections of yolk an egg; as if you were separating several fried eggs into individual fried eggs, if you follow me. Then you just slurp these discrete sections of egg white and egg yolk on down your gullet. And if that seems crazy, I want you to really conceptualize the sight of seeing a person lick egg yolk off of a plate vs, I don't know, using a spoon or fork to lift an entire fried egg onto their mouth.

                I am being fricking played, There is no fricking way there is this many yolk suckers in existence. I have never in my life seen anyone do this. What fricking state or country do you even live in? This is Zanadiqa in South Dakota.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just try it, man. You're already licking plates for that sweet hit of yolk.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >licks yolk off of plates
                >thinks bacone is referred to as "links"
                >concerned about appearances

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SUCK. THE. YOLK. SUCK! THE! YOLK! SUCK! THE! YOLK!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone calls them links in the menus but I guess strips is more accurate.
            do you .. do you think that sausage and bacon are the same thing?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >do you .. do you think that sausage and bacon are the same thing?
              I wish someone would make sausage links with ground up bacon inside of them. And big, like a bratwurst. It would be a flavor tsunami
              I would call them "sausage links of bacon"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am an insufferable twit
        Enjoy dying alone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Links of bacon? LINKS?! Are you kookoo nuts?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You actually find yourself feeling "naughty", anon? I hope you don't use that language IRL. Christ almighty.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I give my dog the pancakes if they must be included.
        >pancakes
        Are you mad? A guy could go to hell for refusing the light, fluffy delights of the pancakes!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a pampered little b***h. I can't believe people like this actually exist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are 110% homosexual. Just take a sport and burn extra calories if you are that homosexual, stop posting. Please and thank you

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it better to lick the plate clean with your tongue than using a piece of toast to sop it up?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's your right, as an American.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just break the yolk on top and spread it over the rest of the egg white. Don't cut straight through the egg all the way like in your pic.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could say we all like all foods with our tongues. I like it with my brain and stomach too.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to feed links of bacon to my neighbor's dog. I'm trying to give it a heart attack because I hate it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >links of bacon
      Stop it, don't encourage him. Links of bacon isn't a thing and if you insist on using that language I shall have to pen a wicked essay on your delinquency

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try pooping your pants right there at the diner next time. Pure delight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Try pooping your pants right there at the diner next time. Pure delight.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't escape, yolk-chan. Admit you are wrong.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is it that people are so stupid as to mistake "licking" and "liking?"

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is OP going start making out with his eggs or what

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just suck the yolk, man, it's not gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If anything that's the straightest thing you could do to an egg

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Table manners in public are important. They show respect for yourself and others. If you don't have this reapect, you do not deserve to live around other humans.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat over easy eggs in one bite with a bit of effort. It's insanely satisfying but I'd never do it in a restaurant

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP you must prepare a fried egg and then suck the yolk out of it

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