I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble, but I can't help myself from having an ice cold monster energy ultra.

I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble, but I can't help myself from having an ice cold monster energy ultra.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Rockstar Recovery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fricking Black folk changes the og can

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I miss the black tops, they were unique

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Very based edit. We're all so gay and worthless

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster is nice, but still bound by petty bourgeois conceits such as "maximum amount of caffeine".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do the moon runes say? What do they say?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some slogan about not stopping. But this thing hits hard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How much 'ffeine we talking bro? Give it to me /str8/ bro, not gay bro.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think something like 400mg/200ml

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the guy with the bizzaroworld thumb again?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble
    that's gay

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble
    Is your boyfriend at least hot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes 🙂

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you sound like a real uppity homosexual

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do all those things but I have no issues not drinking monster. Sounds like you need a lifestyle change OP

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try espresso, no sugar obviously

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just take caffeine pills
    or ritalin i was prescribed with

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Caffeine is a drug moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. OP is a drug addict.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you're a gay.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink, smoke, and drink monsters. To each their own.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also take my grandmother to the casino once a week, so she can gamble and she gets out of the house/has a nice day.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Used to down the purple and red ones like it was water. Switched to diet mtn dew because its got like 70% of the caffeine and half the price.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like an incredibly unfun homosexual to be around.

    t. taking shirt off and tossing ball around while drinking beers and smoking with my buddies in the park and pulling out smartphone to bet on boxing matches and US elections

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink, smoke, and used to do drugs
    I do partake in monster every now and then

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to get a 4 pack today. They help me get through the work day.
    I have one in the afternoon and it really makes the day go quickly

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can do Monster Lo-Carb or Zero Sugar all day but the Ultras give me headaches

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stand back, best Monster flavour coming through

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey i bought a 12 pack of those, its gonna arrive within the next hour
      cant buy singles here, hope its good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its alright, you can definitely taste the sugar substitute in the aftertaste tho however its still overall enjoyable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Aussie Lemonade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't get that in Australia, but I guess I could drink regular lemonade instead.
        I find it very strange that America doesn't do carbonated lemonade. Pub squash is the best

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >can't get Aussie Lemonade in Australia
          Life is full of cruel jokes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aussie lemonade is their best flavour but the sheer amount of sugar in it is fricking insane

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you don't do anything cool and your drug of choice is for women and homosexuals? Excuse me while I pour a scotch, smoke a dudelamo, and place a sports bet.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's the worst tasting one though.
    For me, it's Khaotic.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still prefer red bull

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lov me low carb monsters but i fricking miss the original sugar free rockstars bros
    the newer formula tastes like some jank ass grape drank
    they did a throwback flavor but its not in any of my local stores

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