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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never even heard of them until i went to see my sister for christmas and she wouldn't shut up about how good they are. i'll stick with Yeti as my preferred overpriced drinkware provider, thank you very much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Wwy15xb.jpg

      I don’t get it.

      It blew up because some tiktokers car got caught on fire but the ice was still cold

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some tiktokers car got caught on fire

        We need more of this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds fake

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Protip, the company who makes these gave them that car to set fire to on purpose. It was just part of the marketing budget.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they also gave them the chinese family inside to execute for publicity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thermos works

        wowee

        every generation discovers the vacuum bottle over and over again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeti did that marketing gimmick too, what else is new

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? They've been around for ages, my grandfather and dad both took Stanley thermoses to work every day. They're one of those brands that were mostly known and used by laborers and tradesman before getting popular with mainstream consumers, kind of like Carhartt or something along those lines.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've been around for ages because "Stanly" is the original inventor of the vaccum cup.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          vacuum flasks were invented by james dewar.
          they were commercialized under the thermos brand ten years before stanley.

          stanley was the first to make them out of steel instead of armored glass.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So they were invented by stanley anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No steel flasks existed long before stanley. Stanley simply commercialized it for the average consumer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hydro Flask became too mainstream so they needed to switch to another brand?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We've been off hydroflask for several years now, dummy. Even yeti is so 2021.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just use my dad's army thermos from when he did his military service in the early 90s lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your cancer, moron. Probably a huge class action lawsuit tied to it, just like half of everything else that came out of a us military base.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm from a Warsaw Pact country so not a US base, although that probably makes the cancer material more probable lmao
          But uh hey I'm happy and healthy so guess not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not as good as yeti

      Nobody outside your continent sells Yeti, because it's an unremarkable product compared to its competitors.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not as good as yeti

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the most part. They're all the same. Just get w.e. you think looks best.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, I live in vegas and I've left my yeti outside in the sun in the middle of summer, went out and came back the next night to find there still be ice floating around after sitting by the pool for like 36 hours. I've put ice in my stanley in the morning and it'll all be melted before i'm done working a 9-5 in an air conditioned office

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH BRAND!!!!
      Good goyim. Consoom product! Are you ready for the next? Are you working enough hours to afford it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The yeti insulates a lot better but it is almost twice as heavy to just carry around before putting a drink in it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh for fricks sake get to the gym, nancy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I live in a desert where it gets into the 120s during the summer so the insulation is important for me, and yeti is the best i've found

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post tummy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pls be in houston

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've used stanley, hydroflask, and yeti and all these other meme brands and yeti is easily the best one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A cup's a cup you cultist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        brother no, they'll kill you.

  3. 2 months ago
    G8rH8r

    Same thing with the Yeti brand a few years ago. Just a stupid brand trend

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeti actually did invent a cooler that was way better than every other cooler you could buy.

      But in current year, you can get a cooler from walmart thats as good as the yeti and youre a gay if you are buying one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeti actually did invent a cooler that was way better than every other cooler you could buy.

        for 6 times as much money, pointless

        cooler performance is not an issue in life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cooler performance is not an issue in life

          anon you have never been camping in oklahoma and it shows

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did your image get swapped? Or is that really the sentiment you feel when you think about how you've gone camping in fricking Oklahoma?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're supposed to pt ice in the cooler

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in Az and it absolutely is important.
          That being said I use canyon coolers because they keep ice for a full week in the sun, yeti only lasts 5 days.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't understand drinking water? Just how fat are you? I hate zoomers so god damn much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are not buying stanley cups to drink water, they're using it to drink "water"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly don't know what "water" is supposed to be. Don't they mostly just drink energy drinks and maybe the occasional White Claw?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          personally i prefer to mix 50 water/50 piss in my stanley. tastes fresh and the cups keeps it at the right temperature for a long time.
          great trend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Use vinegar instead of urine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drink water out of a normal cup or right from the sink/drinking fountain/stream. Just how much of a consoomer are you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is anyone else a consoomer when you admit to using a cup as well?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you drink your coffee out of a bowl?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i use my fricking hands to drink, or directly with my mouth

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /hydroflask/ crew

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      .t bougie asian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How..did you knew?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saw enough rich international asians at school to know their preferences.

          I live in a city where it gets 110 in the summer and i have an old hydro from years ago but realistically anything double walled is enough

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you have a Canada Goose jacket too

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refill a used disposable plastic water bottle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      real

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the estrogen leaking into the plastic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        only 2 more weeks and anon is gonna have some luscious, pert double Ds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do, it helps with my transition.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's probably lead or some form of chinesium in the metal, honestly. Pretty much everything is poison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a copper water bottle and drink out of it like a real man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why copper?

        Why do you fricks in America need ice so much? Why is room temp water not enough when it barely gets hotter than 25c most of the times?

        Cold good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because copper is good for you. Better than some shitty plastic that will turn you into a low-T estrogenic fatass.
          And cold not good. Drinking cold water too much destroys your teeth, and it's too much of a shock to your gut, which will disturb your digestion.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ayurveda
            Hello Sir!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        brass would be stronger

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're brass is not as big as their copper:

          https://i.imgur.com/rodP1zW.jpg

          Buy a copper water bottle and drink out of it like a real man.

          If the same item reached the same point at the same velocity theirs would do much more damage if it did not disperse. Try again steamboat Willie.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Closest Canadians will get

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1980

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i need water i just drink from the tap of the nearest establishment i am not currently banned from
    why lug around some gay flask
    like brother there is a public toilet in starbucks with all the water you could ever need for free

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      american tap water is poisoned and why would you drink loo water, just ask starbucks for a cup of water

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. How are you supposed to clean the insides of the straw?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the straw cleaner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >put drop of soap in straw
        >pour water through it
        is it really that difficult? do you question other simple things?

        It's so inconvenient. An extra cleaning step. Exposed straw that touches everything, it can leak through, makes it taller and harder to store. What's the point

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's so inconvenient
          Compared to what? Grabbing a new glass you have to wash every time you want water? Getting up more often because a smaller container holds less and doesn't stay cold as long? I don't even know what this thread is about. I have a thermos kind of like that but it's not some mainstream thing I see a lot of other people using.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he washes his glass between water beverages
            why?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody ever said that. That post was actually arguing the complete opposite.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's so inconvenient.
          Does your mother still tie up your shoes?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lazy stoner who thinks running a brush through a straw for 5 seconds is inconvenient detected

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          cmon anon, clean the straw. do it, you know you wanna...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're more complicated than that fricking straw mate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >put drop of soap in straw
      >pour water through it
      is it really that difficult? do you question other simple things?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      efferedent or polident

      then used a napkin and a chop stick to help remove the excess in water

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      run some hot water through it every couple weeks. oversanitizing your drinkware weakens your immune system, you really shouldn't be washing cups or bottles unless they begin to smell foul

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree its gross
      Like those backpack abominations with the the hose
      I hate all of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You gaggle the soapy water in your mouth and then blow it into the straw

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.inc.com/ali-donaldson/this-marketing-pro-got-crocs-on-every-celebrity-from-bad-bunny-to-justin-bieber-now-hes-the-one-behind-the-stanley-tumbler-you-cant-escape.html

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is interesting because on one hand, he clearly did something. On the other hand, crocs were always poised for a resurgence and it was a slow buildup, throughout the 2010s you’d see someone trendy with crocs and sometimes shit attached to them. As for Stanley, they didn’t reinvent the thermos, they didn’t really do anything besides the size as far as I can tell? He’s definitely a huge factor, but they were known quantities to begin with

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll say the Stanley pivot is impressive, I just think crocs was more of a layup.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but they were known quantities to begin with
        of course they were known quantities dipshit, but they didn't sell as well before the guy came along

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow really? I had no idea that’s what happened, good thing you’re here with the brain dead summaries

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you seem like the type that needs these things spelled out for you or else you wouldn't have made your original pointless post telling us that the companies existed before he was hired there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine part of the reason it's being reported at all is that he's also good at marketing himself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >inc.com
          you can get an article published on these sites if you pay 5-15K usd, it's pretty established in the industry.
          the interviewers get a percentage which is why they're never snarky about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's never organic, is it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Post Malone loved Crocs before he was ever paid to create Crocs," says Reilly. That kind of authenticity is key for brand messengers, and is what consumers respond to, he adds.
        the recipe is ALWAYS "this corny guy loves corny shit, time to get him to make something corny for us and then pay some big celebs to vouch"
        even streamers have bounty boards like that nowadays - they'll get paid X amount of dollars to mention/wear/eat something. for eg this guy named ACEU very publicly acknowledged that he gets paid 500 USD every time he orders dominoes pizza on stream.
        literally nothing is organic in media.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I first heard about these I couldn't figure out why people were so into hockey all of a sudden

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been getting a lot of ads related to this shit, what the frick?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ticktock zombies obsessing over granddad's old soup bottles

    it's an abstract kind of feel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't know anything about tick tock, but how is an insulated big gulp designed for ice water the same thing as a thermos?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thermodynamics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These doubled walled containers are all the same. It's just two layers of metal with an air pocket between them that gets vacuumed out and sealed, making a insulation gap. They are connected at the lid. Only difference is height and circumference of the container, and the soup specific ones have built in spoon holders. Thermos made plastic varieties, but essentially it's the same design.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a little more complicated than that, with dipping into reflective metal involved. look up "how are thermos made".
          also most thermos are made in china now.
          i would assume stanley are also made in china.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            With how cheap steel is in China, thats almost certain. And because of that, there a billion clones out there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stanley has had a horrible reputation for YEARS now because they used to make great thermoses in America, but after they moved to China the quality became utter crap. Men don't buy them because they know about this drop in quality and wish after the old days of American industry. Women don't know or don't care because marketing works better on them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see a lot of boomers coming out of the woodwork to brag about how they owned this shit before it was cool.
      Protip; that's cringy too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the thing about growing old, you earn the privilege to be cringe.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The day I noticed I didn't give a shit what people thought I was wearing or eating or using was a great day. Yeah it sucks to not be with "it" and feeling alienated from a large part of the population that I can still remember being a part of but the freedom to just do whatever I want and the the world be damned is a great stress relief. Socks and sandals are comfy bros, I won't apologize for wearing them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The day I noticed I didn't give a shit what people thought I was wearing or eating or using was a great day. Yeah it sucks to not be with "it" and feeling alienated from a large part of the population that I can still remember being a part of but the freedom to just do whatever I want and the the world be damned is a great stress relief. Socks and sandals are comfy bros, I won't apologize for wearing them.

          this has been my favorite realization as i've aged
          i literally don't give a shit about what the moronic younger people think of me
          almost the opposite. it's fricking hilarious watching them wanting to shrivel up and die when i intentionally ham up something i know is seen as "lame" for stupid societal fad wave reasons and they're mortified of being around me
          memories of being a teenager and being pissed at my dad for saying lame shit around friends and following-up with some shit like "nah i'm COOL, you just don't know it!" are re-contextualized as my dad being fricking hilarious dunking on the moronic kids and as me being a stuck-up fad-riding moron who gave a shit about worthless things

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          phew that is one sexy little girly may i ask for her name

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >see a lot of boomers coming out of the woodwork
        >says the zoomer on winter vacation
        You're on a boomer board, honey.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a Zoomer who has been posting on this board regularly since 2013, before school, after school, and even sometimes in school when I got a phone, I'd post. I'm finishing my last year of college, and I've always been posting regardless of being on break, I always have time for Culinaly
          Where is your god now, boomer?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You weren't posting on Culinaly when you were in 5th grade. And I've never believed in any kind of God at any point in my life and don't need a troll to convince me that zoomers are all soulless garbage people. To the extent that I ever had faith it was faith in humanity, but your generation shattered that years ago and there's nothing you can say that will phase me. And that's because you're too stupid to even troll, and you people are so out of touch you don't even understand irony.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You’re right, I began posting in the 6th grade. How does that make you feel?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pic
          I think that sensei's sister is right and he has been grooming and touching those children.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      these do keep my soup hot AF fr fr no cap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My grandpa had one of these and he'd let me use it for hot cocoa when I was shoveling snow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, wow. That's a blast from the past. My parents used to fill one up with coffee when we took road trips.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women flaunting how easily marketed pieces of crap they are.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got an iron flask because it came up in my searches with good reviews and looked like the ones everyone else uses. but since getting it i realize no one actually knows of this brand and are all using something else. makes me really embarrassed and upset with myself every time i look at it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      next time you're faced with a choice of normal or autistic behaviour, choose normal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        should i cover the logo with stickers?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing wrong with it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          O shit I have the same bottle. Mines busted up though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the android bargain-bin bottle vs the iphone status symbol stanley quencher
          lmao wow i hope you don't go outside with that
          can't imagine a more powerful way to dry up pussy
          how poor are you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            funny bait

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nooooo you have to cover everything BUT the logo with stickers. The logo is the most important part because it signals your affiliation to a BRAND.

          https://i.imgur.com/GGeRj4I.jpg

          who here >nalgene
          i got like 15 in my cupboard, use one for a day or two then wash and grab a new one

          Cool. Just know that Nalgene is going to be the next meme drinkwear. Already exceedingly popular among crunchy types.

          And then somewhere down the line even basic b***h contigo bottles will become the gold standard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe. You type like a redditor youtube streamer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dumb brand homie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eventually you are going to have to give up on worrying what other people think. It's just not healthy anon. Just stop giving a frick about them. Better yourself. love you

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink from glass containers. I don't trust to these Chinese made containers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      metal is fine too

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gifted one of them ( she ordered them to my address by accident ) I drink in public a lot but I like to be stealthy and I like ice... anyways It holds ice for 1.5 days on a summer day and that's good enough for me. I bought 1 for my kid for xmas because she was jealous? whatever. I wouldn't freak out over it its just a tumbler that works...

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what is this, just a thermos that keeps shit cold? why do you need to be drinking ice water anyway? what's wrong with normal water?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do you need to be drinking ice water anyway? what's wrong with normal water?
      I will never understand people like this, and can only assume you were raised poor. I honestly feel the same way any time someone says, "hurr durr, let me guess, you need more!!?" It's always framed as an anti-consumerist, self-sufficiency, smart minimalism type position or something, but in reality it's always people who have no idea what they're talking about and have an ingrained hatred of anything slightly nicer than what their mommy was willing to invest in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a lot of text to defend your gay little water bottle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah hes right
          the other day i posted for info on buying a ferrari on Culinaly and some seething poorgay could not stop being a gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't use Culinaly but I would imagine that most people who go there and say they're about to buy a Ferrari are liar. That might have affected the way they received you.
            Also, people aren't buying these mugs and filming themselves holding them because they want cold water and hot soup. It's a fashion accessory like everything else in their shallow lives.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >derr hey guise how do I buy a Ferrari derr

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't. You can only win a ferrari by racing for slips

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        meh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chilled water is worse than room temperature. Much worse. You've been conditioned to prefer something worse and are even proud of being brainwashed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >let me just make a statement that nobody agrees with without any argument or justification
          You sure showed him.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wife showed me this. I told her it's another trend for women to hop on, and shit on women who don't have it, and she surprisingly agreed. It'll be forgotten in a year.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I got a new flask last summer, no doubt these idiots have driven up prices of thermals for the next year.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t get it.
    They've just hired a new head of marketing.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol is stanley a zoomer hype thing now? ive had stanley products for 30 years but im a tradie so that might be a factor.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try living in a hot area like arizona. I’ve got two, one for coffee and the other for ice and water.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy gift idea for all the women in your life. My sister and girlfriend are both high IQ women and didn't own one, both saying it was too expensive and stupid, and wanting to resist the normie trend. I got it for both of them and they were so happy. I could tell they just needed permission but secretly wanted it all along.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers are so fricking gay

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wemon need fashion statements

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    women really just buy whatever theyre told to buy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      You could make a new cup tomorrow with a logo of a dog shitting into another dogs mouth and if their favorite instagram prostitute shills it they will be lining up to get one.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who here >nalgene
    i got like 15 in my cupboard, use one for a day or two then wash and grab a new one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey don't brag about that it's embarrassing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? nalgene is great

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          because you dont need more than 1. 2 maybe, tops

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i like to buy ones from when im traveling for outdoors shit. found a lot of towns will have local branded nalgenes, like ski towns or whatever

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you ha e space for them, with all the Funko pops you're already displaying?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your bpa and phthalate slurp goy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the dick shrinkers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >who here /microplastics/?
      nah I'm good

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend works at an elementary school, apparently children are straight up fighting and having uncontrollable break downs over fricking insulated cups.

    They banned slap bracelets and other dumb shit like that when I was in school because they were the hip new thing kids were arguing over and hitting eachother with, and I never in a million years would have guessed kids would fight and cry over cups. We live in a dystopia.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they banned slap bracelets
      Back in 1992 when they were a thing? I don't remember this happening.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because you were born in 2006.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It was a fad among teenagers and younger children in the early 1990s. It was available in a wide variety of patterns and colors. The bracelet was banned in several schools following reports of injuries from worn out or modified versions
          So you're calling me a child because I was in elementary school in 1992, but didn't happen to go to one of "several schools" where this ban took place? You sound like the kind of person who would argue that there were major console wars in the 1990's because you watched a youtube video about a marketing campaign but and then call everyone who says "akshually..." a zoomer, when in reality you were born in 1997.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They banned slap bracelets
      *sips*
      Yep, that's a good reference.
      Also, can you fricking imagine the joy and then the immediate panic as your toy/thing goes from something every kid wants or thinks they need to have, and then all it takes is one uppity Black kid who whacks another little kid too hard with the thing and a cadre of whiny parents, and your once hot item is quickly yesterday's news. Black folks and uppity b***hes, man.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >something every kid wants or thinks they need to have
        They were more like what fidget spinners were to zoomers. They were pretty cheap and everywhere and it wasn't uncommon to have more than one or trade with friends, and it wouldn't be the end of the world if you lost one. People actually cared about their pog collections, but slap bracelets were more like something you'd get in a gift bag at a birthday party.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking about from the manufacturer's POV, I should have been more specific.
          I think pogs had a less than lasting appeal because the slammer game began to get ridiculous. Since it wasn't helmed by one company like Wizards of the Coast, I think the obvious (more or less quick) fading relevancy of the fad combined with how it was not centralized to any one company, and those who leaned in just leaned back out, like Tops and shit. But I also think that when a kid rolled up with a 4oz slammer, and you were using one from the packs you got from a supermarket, that was that bullshit that caused people to rage quit the whole ordeal and for friends to be lost, perhaps permanently.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pogs were around for way longer than slap bracelets. And slammers weren't even a thing until the very end. For most of the run it was just the cardboard ones, and the fact that they were made by anybody and everybody WAS what made them cool, since you could come across ones with virtually anything on them.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the last bastion of the freedom to express for white women.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats because you're not a 25-35 year old white woman form the east/west coast that wears nike hoodies, black lulu lemon tights, nike socks and uggs with her hair tied back and a cell phone with cracked screen.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a 1 liter zojirushi back when I was trying to drink more water, and found it a big help.
    I'm using a camelback insulated cup 0.9L these days, but since I have it at my desk I really should go back to the fully closed bottle.
    Anyway, make sure to stay hydrated I swear it makes a big difference.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >zojirushi
      zoji is just another "you're cool if you know about this niche japanese microbrand" absurdly expensive signaling product.
      i will admit they do put an autistic amount of attention into detailing - but how is that valuable in a water bottle you won't even look at when you're drinking from it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >zoji is just another "you're cool if you know about this niche japanese microbrand" absurdly expensive signaling product
        Zojirushi is one of the largest appliance manufacturers in Japan, and have been one of the most well-known rice cooker brands around the world for decades. They're not even considered high-end or luxury; they're actually kind of middle of the road. You're just mad because you only heard about it last week. This is the same shit that happened with bacon and avocados when those became internet memes and people from Finland or wherever started posting about how terrible these things were and everyone is just jumping on a meme train and pretending to like them as though they weren't extremely common and popular literally forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would it calm you down to know I bought it while I was living in Japan? It's a pretty prominent brand over there, I wasn't hunting for it special or anything.
        Plus, this 1 liter bottle with carrying strap was only like $20 anyway.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre great cups..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that 2rd one is giving off serious Wayfair child trafficking vibes.
      What I think is most hilarious is the consooomerist morans are going to be bragging about overpaying $85-$105 for this shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a one-in-a-million shot to find the right bored, rich housewife to pay 12 grand for a cup, but I admire the attempt.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly this is actually a weirdass mormon thing, since they're not supposed to drink hot drinks or sodas apparently. White women that gradually realize their religion sucks ass but are too beaten down to do anything about it then look towards making cute water cups and drinking birthday cake water because they know life will not get better, and then it trends so non-mormons act the same way.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a vacuum cup

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use Chilly’s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know the welcome to chilis kid died

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The substances found in his body were fentanyl—a powerful opioid pain reliever, flualprazolam—a tranquilizer, mitragynine—a psychoactive ingredient of the botanical substance kratom, ethanol—alcohol, and cocaine, which the coroner wrote Adam had taken not long before his death.
        damn

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn that's more than george floyd

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the quarterly meme to get women to consume vapid garbage for no reason

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw still using this 40oz hydroflask I got like 8 years ago

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t get it.
    Maybe you're moronic then. It's just a marketing campaign. Stanley is old, 1913 old. Gotta give em respect for milking those moronic women though.
    >$49.99
    lol.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just women buying a personality to hopefully get more TikTok views
    I’ll give it another until next January tops until you start seeing these on clearance racks because the next trend came along
    I hate women btw so much it’s unreal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      u just hate popular things. not women. you dont even know real women

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The patrician's choice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the ricecucker fell for another meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i've owned my zojirushi bottle for years and the vaccum insulation still holding strong despite being knocked around... great for the office and i don't look like an adult baby with my gay little sippy cup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is a good choice, I use it for coffee. My only complaint is it's hard to fill and horrible to wash. but damn it keeps liquids hot FOREVER.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer and millennial women love consooming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer and millennial women
      Ask your grandma about this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. During the great depression when money was tight for many families, a whole host of glass companies popped up overnight to make cups, bowls, plates and all kinds of other stuff that was sold for cheap so that housewives could still buy pretty things to make them feel good. Today depression glass is not cheap, and women still enjoy collecting it.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can get a couple of tik tok zoomers to make a video with whatever product, literally any product, and suddenly there's zoomers out the ass buying your product so they can all hop on the latest trend, as well as a sizeable number of aging millennials desperate to stay relevant. Think of the stupid fricking McDonald's meals that "went viral" multiple times last year; they all were used in tik toks, and suddenly millions of zoomies are buying grimace shakes. My sister manages a mickey D's, she said they sold not a single shake until it blew up on tik tok, and then they sold out in a day. This random cup company, one I never before heard of, figures it out, paid a couple of kids to show off their cups, now all of a sudden my wife is fricking telling me all kinds of shit about an overpriced cup, when she already has three overpriced cups of a different brand that do the same thing. It's absolutely wild how few people can figure this shit out, how many people just mindlessly consume.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah tiktok is surprisingly savage about counter-reviewing products.
      anything you see "recommended" has a stitch with someone saying why it sucks or why it doesn't.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wear carhart for construction
    >gets gentrified
    >use a stanley thermos
    >gets gentrified
    Can this end?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awwwwww. Pooooor traideeeee...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It paid the bills while I put myself through university.
        I think that's probably why I'm surrounded by all these trends.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you need to reevaluate your life up to this point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how nobody is allowed to saw wood without an orange patch on their shirt

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a ThermoFlask boi!(my parents only take me to costco)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do see shotas using almost exclusively thermoflasks...

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you look like a homosexual moron when you use all these big moronic cups, canisters and bottles
    like a big baby with their bottle

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt use the takeya 40 oz stainless steel water bottle he got years ago from costco in a two pack for under $20

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My homie. Compared mine to a friends hydro flask and they are nearly identical except takeya is 30 bucks cheaper.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick yea i got mine like 5 years ago and the fricker just won't die. i've dropped it onto rocks a dozen times hiking and down a hill once, it fell out of my truck bed while in motion and got recovered from the ditch beside a gravel forestry road, it's fallen off tables about a thousand times, it has dents and dings and scrapes and wobbles a bit when resting but it still frickin works perfectly and is easy as frick to clean so i don't give a shit about this cheap plastic stanley fad trash

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legit feel like I feel into a timeloop when these things got really popular.

    I saw the video of the chick who's care caught on fire, but there was still ice in the cup, then suddenly, these fricking cups are everywhere. I walked into work today and two chicks on my team were talking about their Stanley cups.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Klean Kanteen. Non insulated. I like water around room temp. Stainless steel is good. Stanley big ass mug is good if you like drinking out of straws and iced water. I personally don't like either straws or iced water. It's too large for anything else, unless you want 40 oz of coffee or tea, which maybe.

    Nalgenes leech BPA, even if they don't say they do. Drinking out of plastic probably isn't great for you, but who knows. It's a fad for now brought to you from the marketer of Crocs. Buy what you want, but these will be in the landfill in a few months. Remember Hydro Flask?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a good one. just water. water, mmm. also putting lots of stupid shit in the water like pine tree pollen for androgenics fricking lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Non insulated
      just admit you like trash

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this shit coming about 4 months ago.
    Girl from my work who constantly talks about TikTok mentioned how she wanted to be one of those """Water bottle girls""".
    And complaining that she could only afford off-brand instead of Stanley.

    I knew immediately from that moment that it was obviously some moronic social media viral marketing campaign.
    She's kind of my canary in a coal mine when it comes to moronic shit on the horizon. Just because she's ahead of the curve when it comes to being he lowest common denominator in trends.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she wanted to be one of those """Water bottle girls""".

      do the youth truly have nothing better to aspire to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do the youth truly have nothing better to aspire to
        Nope. "Social Media Influencer" is pretty much the top job goal for zoomers these days.
        There's really nothing left in western society to idolize these days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can understand that. I was pretty impressionable as a teen. I think the only reason I avoid these trends now is not because I'm smarter than every TikTok consoomer, but because I ghosted everyone after high school and only talked to my online friends. If I had stayed a normie I'd probably be just like everyone I went to school with; using Instagram, TikTok, whatever other apps people use nowadays. I don't use any of it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >youth
        oh i wish it was just the youth

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like my pink Brita bottle.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cup
    but with marketing for the cattles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a good cup tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure it's a great cup.
        But it's being shilled by and for morons who view it as a fashion accessory.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like a baby's sippy cup

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People wanted to keep using plastic straws, so they went for the punished Thermos design that has reusable plastic straws.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick turtles

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just use a glass bottle

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a surrogate baby.
    They have all these accessories you can adorn it with.
    Women were had traditional water bearing roles, so this must be a blood memory.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dragoon, are you okay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously he's not ok. Dragoons are on suicide watch rn.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just drink water out of a glass at home or at work. Why does everyone want to lug around a jug of water everywhere? If you’re really desperate you can also just run into a Starbucks and they’ll give you a cup of ice water for free.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to "run into a Starbucks" every time I wanted a sip of water - even if that was only 2-3 times a year - that would justify the cost of my Hydroflask in my mind.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry for not wanting to spend 20+ minutes just to drink water.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a way of signaling good health to others. look at me im so concerned with hydration that i lug this brick sized water bottle everywhere i go.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people carry their water bottle in their bag, and only pull it out to take a sip, or if they're at work and sitting at a desk or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather drink from a gas station bathroom faucet than go in st*rbucks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a non-branded clear glass water bottle I got off Amazon in a 6 pack that carries 1 liter of water and somehow hasn't broken even though I knocked it off the roof of my car. I don't understand needing brand name everything but a SPECIFIC brand, it's fricking bizarre.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically what happened is a company who makes containers that keep the contents hot/cold gave a social media influencer a free car with the agreement that they were going to set the car on fire then pretend that the contents of the container remained cool throughout the fire. Not only was the entire thing staged, but the thing wasn't even in the fire. Naturally the morons on the internet believed the entire fricking thing, then posted this thread as the next step of the advertisement campaign.

    You cannot understand my level of misanthropy. I'm not even israeli and I consider you all goyim.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a giant expensive cup what is there to get? Americans are mentally ill

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's another chinese shit tier product that gets marketed to women by being turned into a status symbol and can thus be sold at a 90% profit margin.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who has dropped my yeti tumbler many times whilst hammered drunk, I can see the appeal of having the handle.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I first heard of this I thought it was a tie in with NASCAR which made it even more confusing as to why everyone was losing their shit over these cups.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i wish Culinalyx let me filter posts like yours before i scroll to it. so fricking annoying

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    according to this hydroflask is better unless you plan on dropping them on concrete a lot.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't its part of a viral marketing campaign because some dumb b***hes car burned down.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have those things popped up in thrift stores yet?

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I literally only see this here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been on Culinaly every day for the past decade and this is the first thread I've ever seen about this specific sippy cup. The only other place I've seen this is having had one pop up on Amazon as a suggestion. I don't even see them irl. Reading through the thread it appears to be some social media fad. I don't know what happened to this place (that's a lie; I know exactly what happened) but I used to come here because I absolutely loathe spending time looking at normie internet garbage. These days it feels like 80% of Culinaly is nothing but clickbait youtubers, lazy reddit reposts, twitter screencaps, and shit like this, which is apparently some kind of trend on facebook or instagram or whatever. I would take a good old fashioned drunken Taco Bell thread over any of this zoomer shit.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the shotas use thermoflask??

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just buy a chinese knock off for cheap with foldable straw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My water battle is literally just a no brand, $20, cheapo chinese 1500ml magnum monster with a nonsense print on it.
      Love this guy, holds water like nothing else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck with your transition

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, transition into a well hydrated hydro BEAST.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have that same design of bottle, i like the little poppy-uppy bit when you press the button

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be surprised if it was literally made by the same factory just with different company branding.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw an article in the news the other day about this shit. I fricking hate the media sometimes. Just giving free advertising to shitty companies for no good reason.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women love consooming
    The women who marketed it on TikTok even said it themselves the secret was marketing it towards women aged 20-50.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is a lowkey Yeti shill thread. Interesting that the Yeti marketing department has such subtle analysts. I'm impressed enough to now research the company as a possible investment opportunity.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate white people too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because they smell like dill pickles.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just a boomer brand that cashed in on advertisement when it realized making quality products was pointless.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my aunt bought me one of these stanley cups for Christmas, but it's also a french press? idk looks stupid. it'll probably sit on the shelf collecting dust.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it the same stanley that made the box cutters used to hijack planes on 9/11?

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought that same cup without the word Stanley or Yeti on it for 1/3 of the price.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They gave me a giant insulated plastic sippy cup at the hospital I had a sex change at, they said I needed to stay hydrated. It has the hospital's logo on it.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm think of trying out Thermoflask...seeing as how that's what all the shotas use.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've always loved thermoses and have been using this Thermos insulated cup for years. my favorite shit ever is when those water fountains have a fill up your water bottle thing

    it's just society catching up with trends. they are coping over the trashy paper straws and eco friendly shit going on forever. this is just rhe next step.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reusable water bottles have always been "eco friendly shit," and literally nobody who uses them for that reason buys paper straws. Those are for restaurants and the like to serve in place of single use plastic straws. The entire fricking point of being "eco friendly" is cutting down on one time use shit as much as possible, and where that's not possible switching to something more ecofriendly like biodegradable straws. It's amazing how so many people here love the microplastics meme and then don't understand they're literally fighting on the same side as the hippies.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, at least thanks to this meme cup, all these females (and homosexuals) aren't wasting money and plastic on bottled water.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got one of these for Christmas. The Stanley cup keeps my ice preserved for at least 2 days, never had a cup do that before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you fricks in America need ice so much? Why is room temp water not enough when it barely gets hotter than 25c most of the times?

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    viral marketing + morons

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love all these expensive consumerist trends aimed at women, it means i only need to buy them some stupid mug to hook up with young girls

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do women keep buying new reusable water bottles every year? Where do they keep them all?

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