I don't get it. Why are you putting butter on a cold sandwich, Britbros?

I don't get it. Why are you putting butter on a cold sandwich, Britbros?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They use butter instead of mayo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you want them to pick all the egg out of the egg salad and replace the mayo with butter?
      dafuq? do you understand how egg salad works?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have special needs?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buttered bread is good.
    Buttered white bread is okay with a bit of salt and would eat it but would not make it
    T. America

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual high quality, freshly baked white bread, buttered and salted, is outright delicious.

      Americans don't know such bread though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an incredibly subtle merchant

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What he means is "spread with margarine" because Brits eat terrible food from supermarkets. Not actual butter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      margarine is the devils discharge, way less bongs eat it over here than you'd think
      but there are many, and they must be stopped

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was really big in the US in the 90s but I think most people went back to butter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Way fewer bongs, chap. Learn your own language, please.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          please, you've come to the land where syntax shat't'self
          Though I appreciate your abiding to standards, strangely heartening old boy, keep em up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pedantic virgin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're retarded and you should be kept locked in a small dark room to keep your retardation to yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically I didn't realize Americans don't spread butter on their bread.

      Literally no one but people with serious health issues it's maragine you. You're just like the homosexual American that told me I was from the midwest because he didn't believe how ubiquitous milk is here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eats margarine what are you on about?** fucking hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh Brits
      You mean people that don't have to buy butter imported from Ireland wrapped in PFUA? Those Brits? There's plenty of dreadful offerings in Britain but the quality/availiabilty of bread is definitely not one of them and don't get me started on the US, I've seen your """"""""""""""""""""""""""""bread""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You mean people that don't have to buy butter imported from Ireland
        LMFAO
        Kerrygold is a Meh butter but you Burgers seem to think it's the dogs boll*x because it's the only butter you know.

        Most Irish stuff is exported to America because you are suckers and think that Ireland is some sort of Ancestral homeland, when infact, it's a dump full of gypos.

        Nobody in Britain really cares about the Irish at all.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat butter bread with my Spaghetti, red beans, dirty rice and sometimes with ramen

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had room temperature butter on slices of a Costco baguette with my afternoon coffee today. It was great.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to say that you put room temp butter on it, but then had to reread and google the headline. Row is a verb?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Row is a verb?
      in this context it is a noun. a row is an argument. it's not pronounced like 'row of seats,' it's like 'round' without the 'nd.' 'rou.' if that makes sense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Row also means argument.
        Pronounced like Wow.

        This have anything related to Gaelic? For whatever reason I know what a brouhaha is and this just came first to mind.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no idea. i'm not pure bong, just from the colonies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Row also means argument.
      Pronounced like Wow.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's pronounced the way you pronounce 'row' already, m8. whoa but an r instead of an wh-

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you raow a boat cunt?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nobody on this planet pronounces 'row' like how you pronounce 'now' or 'how' or 'wow' lmfao. it's like whoa

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              People in the UK do, when using the word to describe an argument.

              t. My dad was a britbong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am so sorry, Anon. I will pray for you tonight.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              we're talking about a 'row' not 'row,' absolute homosexual.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day naow

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              a row like a fight is pronounced like "now"/"how" etc. row like to do the thing to move a boat and row like an argument/altercation are different words

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is buttered bread not normal in america?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not on sandwiches. You put it on the inside of the bread to keep the bread from getting soggy, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely don't know what your sentence means. In britain you butter one side of the bread, add lettuce and meat, then put on another piece of bread. It's nothing to do with soggyness or anything, its just to add flavour.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          but it was a egg salad sandwich with is already 50% why would you add butter on top of that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/GyNK3Ha.jpg

          No? Is this a generational thing? The term bread and butter? or buttered toast?
          Using it from the fridge is ballsack, but it's kind of like using mayo or avacado or something else fatty on a cold sandwich.

          >keep the bread from getting soggy
          dunno about that, i've always put butter for flavour. buttery jam, buttery peanut butter, buttery marmite. butter and sliced tomato sandwiches are my favourite. nice, fatty, butter.

          It’s fragments from conversations I’ve had with Brits. We put butter on bread (dinner rolls) and toast of course. But, it’s not a normal thing to butter sandwiches unless we’re grilling them, and we never butter the inside of a sandwich. The only reason I could think of was to keep the juicer portions of a sandwich from making the bread soggy.

          Now I feel like I want to try it. But, it kinda freaks me out thinking about butter pressed against lettuce.

          To all Brits. What are your sandwich stacks that have butter in them?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >To all Brits. What are your sandwich stacks that have butter in them?
            Don't know what a stack is but we always butter our bread, I'm surprised Burgers don't.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No? Is this a generational thing? The term bread and butter? or buttered toast?
        Using it from the fridge is ballsack, but it's kind of like using mayo or avacado or something else fatty on a cold sandwich.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keep the bread from getting soggy
        dunno about that, i've always put butter for flavour. buttery jam, buttery peanut butter, buttery marmite. butter and sliced tomato sandwiches are my favourite. nice, fatty, butter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have spreads with actual flavor over here. I know flavor is a huge concept for bongs to get their heads across, but we actually have good food over here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can spread something on your bread, it's just common practice to put some butter or marg on first before you put whatever else on.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We all know the average "common people" chav isn't doing that, anon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            poor people know how to make sandwiches, you're not impressive for learning something so basic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we actually have good food over here
        Yeah, no. Your food is an international joke. Most of the food you eat isn't even for human consumption. Now, go get your fucking mayo.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >e*ropeans in e*rope
          who has the best food? us, obviously *pompous laugh*
          >e*ropeans in America
          who has the best food? America.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's another 'poor european doesn't understand the US caters to the disgusting slop-in-a-box while also having some of the best cuisine in the world' post
          lol. Lmao even

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe, your "food" is revolting, artificial slop. Even your Coca-Cola isn't the real Coca-Cola, and that's pretty much your sole contribution to the world. You are a subhuman abomination and if there was any mercy in the world you'd be euthanized.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rent free. There is farmers markets everywhere in the US. I live by Angus pastures and get good grass fed beef all the time. Only trashy people buy soda. You Europoors don't even have room for cows or decent vegetables. Also we can grow more stuff like citrus, black walnut, dragonfruit, etc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only used it when packing a cold sandwich for lunch in the morning if I was afraid of the insides sogging the bread out.
      Otherwise, no. It isn't common at all to put pure butter on the inside of a sandwich.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not on the outside of the sandwich. That's just bizarre.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody butters the outside of a sandwich. The whole thing is because Brits and commonwealth countries typically will lightly butter the inside of both bread slices when making a sandwich, regardless of condiments like mayo or mustard. Not buttering the inside just sort of feels like a half-assed job to me for some reason, like I could understanding doing it drunk at 3am but I would never not butter a sandwich, regardless

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They buttered the outside of his sandwich? Is that what this is about?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling Ameribro thought he meant make a grilled cheese by buttering the sandwich and Nigel got uppity before he could fry it. That or it's just two retards turning a misunderstanding into a network television sitcom, but in real time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would guess that the sandwich was premade and whoever was in the kitchen buttered it the only way possible. i've done stupid shit like that working in kitchens.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds more plausible than I want to admit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "butter sandwiches" aren't a thing in the US, so to an American "buttered bread" it's always on the upside. this caused confusion when the foreigner asked for his already-made sandwich to be buttered. especially so, I imagine, due to the fact that it appears to be some sort of pre-made goo sandwich (potato salad maybe?) and putting butter on the inside would not have been realistically possible either way even if the American had thought to do so.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this an egg salad sandwich? Why in God's name would you butter an egg salad sandwich?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh heh, get on my level plebs. Now I get to throw in this one from across the pond.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is amazing though, I bought the Arrabbiata one on sale for my 'ghetti.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been going downhill since the sale.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    British troll article. Americans butter the fuck out of their bread. We have little packets of butter at all businesses when we're not toasting your bread on the flat top in butter flavored canola oil.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butter goes on toast or baguette or grilled cheese. Otherwise it's illegal and the shop owner would be fined with possibly losing their bread loicense.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buttering a sandwich
    Ironic that for once europeans behave more fatly than us

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no logic to why Brits are mentally retarded about food.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’ve never eaten a butter sandwich? Live a little bro
    T Amerilard

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheetos are often used in sandwiches here in NA. Nutella and cheetos, maybe some nachos too.
    This is one of the best sandwich recipes I know of
    >white processed bread
    >nutella and cheetos mix
    >mayonnaise
    >eggs and ham

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a monster.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nutella is not popular in North America you just outed yourself europoor.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they acting like this is a 'transatlantic' difference? Anybody who butters the outside of their sandwich is a fucking freak, no matter what side of the pond they come from.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    butter is absolutely required in making any sandwich
    its needed to stop the bread from being dry and to hold ingredients in place
    mayo is a condiment, it goes on sandwiches sometimes but not something you use often.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >butter is absolutely required in making any sandwich

      I guess you don't use mayo, because if you did then you'd weigh at least 400 pounds with habits like this.

      I'm a fat bitch and even I don't eat like that.
      Do you eat blocks of cheddar by itself, too?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck kind of question is that? Until this thread I was still entertaining the notion that Americans might be human, but now I know better and wish you all a hideous death.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Furious transatlantic sandwich row

    why the fuck do people read garbage with garbage headlines like this. you do realise this is an absolutely nothing occurrence that literally nobody cares or would worry about but OH BOY THAT HEADLINE HEEERE WE GOOOO

    fucking low IQ bait

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because its not substandard shyte like your butter is, Its a well known fact. You produce butter mainly for cooking with so the quality of it is wank

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Til americans dont eat bread with butter
    oh well, must be horrible to live in usa

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not when it comes to sandwiches, we use mayo instead. But we do put butter on our bread that we have as a side at dinner, most often bread rolls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        next time you want a sandwich that doesn't taste of mayonnaise try it with some butter instead, you might like it more than you think. you can spread it quite lightly, anons who are saying butter usage=fatness don't understand that you don't just thwack a gob of butter on there with the knife and call it a day, just add enough that your bread isn't too dry.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that Americans don't butter their sandwiches is new to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's because americans use a lot of sauces, so the moisutre from the butter is unnecessary when you're using mayo or something anyway.

      also they don't toast their sandwiches because they are tasteless psychos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We use mustard, ketchup, and/or mayo instead of butter for condiments. If butter is going on bread/toast, it's to be eaten by itself as a snack

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll use mayo on chicken sandwiches, but what kind of disgusting pervert uses mayo with beef or ham?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans REALLY don't butter they bread?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's really freaking me out is the "we use mayo instead" hahaha what the fuck?
      This image makes a lot more sense now though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like mayo but holy shit id be pucking my ring out after a few spoons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting flyover goblin

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butter bread.
    Add 1 scrambled egg per half sandwich.
    >the heat of the egg melts the butter
    Salt and pepper to taste.
    Cut into square quarters.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer butter too and I'm american. I don't like mayo

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't beat a fresh, crusty roll with nothing but ham & butter. No cheese, that ruins it completely for some reason. The crunchy, chewy crust of the fresh bread coupled with the ham is like some sort of alchemy. Not too much ham though, americans put too much meat in their sandwiches for my tastes.

    Anyway, butter and mayo being interchangeable on sandwiches seems strange to me, I've never thought of butter as a condiment, I'd put it on any sandwich regardless of condiment, maybe I spread it a lot thinner or something. t. Australian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a video where an American described this as "really hard to get your head around, but actually tasty
      They're a bizarre people

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American heads explode at the thought of bread and butter

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mayosharts

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans butter their cakes instead.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buttering bread for sandwiches is standard all over Europe

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have eaten it with my hands and made sure to get butter on every surface.
    This was clearly done out of petty retarded spite. Just like most things airlines put you through.

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