>"I don't like tacos, they're too messy"

>"I don't like tacos, they're too messy"
Too messy? Do people REALLY think this? I've never made a mess while eating tacos.. have you?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you quoting?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not going to lie. I'm not 100% sure how to eat a hard shell taco. If I turn it on the side, half of the stuff falls out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some will say skill issue, others will say "eat over a bowl and enjoy the broken bits with a spoon after". But I think the real issue is that your filling isn't greasy enough. The hard shell is best adapted to "dive" style tacos where the ground beef grease, Velveeta grease, and other ingredients soak into the shell, making it a little flexible while still retaining some satisfying cronch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your tacos are shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You tilt the taco 45 degrees
      You tilt your head the opposite way 45 degrees

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my cat tilts his head like that when he eats

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mine take a mouthful of kibble then shake their head like they're delivering a coup de grace and blow kibble all over the floor left and right
          Every fricking time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not doing math to eat a
        Taco

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Buy a calculator b***h

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He needs a protractor, not a calculator, dumbass

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >protractor
              We just making up words now?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We finished making up words in 2023

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        better idea:
        You tilt the taco 45 degrees
        then tilt your head the opposite way 180 degrees

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gently cup your hand on the back end of the taco, place free hand under taco to catch any loose bits, eat in 3-4 bites.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of course I make a mess I am a woman

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in San Diego and I far prefer those Ameicanized tacos than authentic slop. Real Mexican food is so insanely overrated it's not even funny.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im Pennsylvania Dutch living in Pennsylvania and i prefer the softshell corn tortilla street taco slop then the hardshell bullshit but hate mexicans btw if that matters

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick eats hard shell tacos?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *raises paw*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      psychopaths.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “Dorado” style is delicious. But only when done right. Which is why it’s mostly white people making Tex mex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mexicans, Americans, Canadians, and surprisingly, Swedes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who like crunch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronic coed girls having taco night in their tampon covered living room. ive seen the pics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're just tostadas that are shaped differently

      Don't know why the concept inspires so much seethe

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen anyone say that. You just made something up and got mad about it again, didn't you?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imma frick you like an anteater, bro

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crispy tripas tacos are pretty messy, but dank

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only have an issue with hard shell tacos. I prefer the more authentic soft-shell corn tortilla tacos anyway, which makes no mess.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff always falls out of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >always
      not true btw

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American crispy tacos fall apart so they can be messy but I never manage to get to messy with them, no.
    I've never been messy with soft tacos but overstuffed burritos are messier than even crunchy tacos and I hate having them.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have you?
    all the time, but I don't whine about it on Culinaly.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if your tacos don't look like this, they are shit.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno if i've ever heard someone say that

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie who the frick you talking to i've never heard someone say this

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're pretty messy yeah. Always some (delicious) grease pouring out somewhere.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like them. But they are messy. Dppdx0

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tostadas are messy, tacos aren't. Anyone who says tacos are messy probably have cerebral palsy

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put the lettuce on the outside and wa la

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't make a mess eating them, but they sure make a mess at the other end! Don't forget to click the Amazon banner to help cover my hosting costs.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute only time tacos can even be messy at all is if you're using pre-made shells. If you fry your own they come out chewy and crispy but are not hard enough to crack or anything, still malleable.

    Also, hard shell tacos are officially Mexican. Look up birria tacos, either mexican's DO make hard shell tacos and always have since the 1500s according to their own history of the food OR birria tacos are American too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t give shit if they haven’t figured out in 500 years that a thin, fragile corn corn sheet is one of the worst options getting food into the mouth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it fragile? If you fry it but not for too long it comes out soft but holds it's form too. I think you just can't cook.

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