I don't understand, why is everyone pissed? do people really get this mad over SHARING????

I don't understand, why is everyone pissed?
do people really get this mad over SHARING????

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Companies be like
    >Healthcare benefits? Lolno enjoy your 30hr/week schedule part timer
    >Here, have some sugar coated carbs soaked in seed oils instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >FLAVORS? FUN? BAD BAD BAD
      >THE ONLY SNACK YOU NEED IS CELERY! DON'T YOU FRICKING DARE PUT RANCH OR PEANUT BUTTER ON IT YOU FRICKING FATASS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe if you ate better you'd be more creative and actually able to hold a conversation like an adult

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good goy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah my company did that, kept us 1 hour below the threshold for health insurance to kick in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Atleast they used a knife, some jack ass at my old company bit one donut then put it back like some kind of animal. Smdh

      So true.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But a portion of our taxes go towards funding a health care safety net for anybody who needs it. Your employer buying you insurance on top of that is excessive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HR karens don't make that connection. They just know if there is a doughnut account, that means they get to eat doughnuts at company expense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At every place I've worked, these donut boxes were brought in by generous and/or sycophantic employees to share with everyone. The company never bought these except for quarterly "employee engagement" activities, but even those it was most often deli stuff or pizza.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >donut boxes were brought in by generous and/or sycophantic employees to share with everyone
        Really? Each donut is like $5 where I live. Probably $15 in the more urban areas

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    30 people in the office and the resident redditor thinks they get an entire donut for themselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the thread, the OP stated that each person ordered their own donut the day before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is extremely depressing. Even more so the fat b***h ate quarters of their depressing job doughnut order.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn thats kinda fricked up. both that they did that, and that one of their coworkers thought it would be fine to mess with other people's food.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >redditthread
    OP needs to unalive immediately

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black girls be like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt earn it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was coming to post this. I'd put 100 dollars it was a black female.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woman are all fat selfish pigs that can't think for themselves, including the dumb porker reading this post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice projection fatty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sorry all the women in your life suck so much. that reflects poorly on you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's your fault your mother is a prostitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Women are all fat

      Yes, all 3 billion of them. Even the chinese, vietnamese and peruvian ones. Even the starving ones, supposedly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *american

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nonamerican here
    isnt the whole point of getting a variety box of roundcakes that you get multiple of different ones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not in the US, fren, in the US you get one(1) donout a year as a reward.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine. Whatever.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have never eaten anything provided to me by an employer. Add the fricking donut money to my paycheck, c**ts. Frick your good-vibes-only kindergarten-tier horseshit. You are not my friends. This is a relationship of necessity. As far as I'm concerned, putting food in the break room is like occasionally throwing a morsel in the pig trough. Frick you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Co-workers brought it in idiot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't bring donuts or a fruit tray to the office every once in a while
        lmao

        First of all, there's nothing in OP that shows the source of the donuts. The only time coworkers brought food to my workplaces was during dedicated events, i.e. potlucks. Didn't eat any of that shit either, but for different reasons. You, on the other hand, CAN eat shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >First of all, there's nothing in OP that shows the source of the donuts
          Then why did you assume without evidence that the source of the donuts were the employer? Sounds like you are trying to attack the messenger instead of responding to the topic directly.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just trying to have an unhinged rant over here, why do you have to fricking wienerblock me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't bring donuts or a fruit tray to the office every once in a while
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what are you a serial killer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At my workplace we all bring something to work so everybody can share because we’re not autistic white morons with no sense of community

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I work in the field so I can go months without seeing my coworkers except the supervisor and project managers. We don't try to give each other diabetes. So for us it makes sense to just grab a small bite and leave some for the rest because we spend like 5% of our time in the office tops.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based field Chad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no sense of community
            This is the guy preaching "Return to the office" so he can have some company provided faux friends as no one outside of the office would ever want to socialize with him. Always beware of coworkers with no life outside of the company as they're the main instigators of mandatory fun and erasing the line between work and your private life.

            Samegayging moron is pissing and shitting his pants lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *farts in your face*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no sense of community
        This is the guy preaching "Return to the office" so he can have some company provided faux friends as no one outside of the office would ever want to socialize with him. Always beware of coworkers with no life outside of the company as they're the main instigators of mandatory fun and erasing the line between work and your private life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dont lump us no life losers who go home and drink and play video games with those gays.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sorry youre lumped in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we’re not white
        So you don't have a workplace and this post is nothing but a sad larp.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >brown people don’t work
          Bull shit, they just don’t get paid as much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes but instead of sulking like a b***h you should engorge yourself ruthlessly and disdainfully as an actual protest. ruin it for everyone instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Add the fricking donut money to my paycheck, c**ts.
      That's not how it works and you know it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You think that's bad try being night shift so when you get to work the only donuts left are the basic b***h glazed ones and they sat for hours so they aren't fresh. It almost feels like an insult I'd rather they threw it away before I arrived so I could be ignorant to the fact they got donuts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well somebody's an ungrateful gary :/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm only human, a human that hates stale glazed donuts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite is an empty donut box, empty cookie trays, completely full trash cans, and a single diet root beer sitting on the table

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. I finally escaped night shift but i still feel bad to see the company shit on them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this has happened to me and i still eat them tbh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sampled the glazed doughnut
    You know goddamn well what it tastes like b***h. She was just being a fat hamplanet and had to have multiple slices of the best looking doughnuts.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cinnamonbros, we can't stop winning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly these days i prefer just plain donuts
      as in a donut freshly made
      straight out of the oil
      no sugar or anything
      just a plain ring of fried dough

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people who do this should be killed
    you ruined multiple whole donuts that people would have had the opportunity to take
    Eating a whole doughnut or not isn't the point. The point is her egregious pretension; the fact that she thinks it's okay to take a little bit of what would have otherwise been an individual doughnut per person makes it seem like she thinks she's entitled enough that she thinks she deserves a little bit of what everyone else has. She doesn't. This is why you can't buy four rooms between your neighbors' houses and that qualifies now as your house.
    Potlucks work because the idea is you bring a dish that doesn't have distinguished portion sizes already incorporated in how it's served. Doughnuts are a different food vector, where the portions are made up beforehand. She jeopardized that social contract by helping herself to not just one doughnut or even just two doughnuts, but small portions of what would have otherwise been other individuals' whole doughnuts. She's mentally numb or deaf to etiquette.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick is it ruined? Is a cake ruined when they slice you a piece? unless somebody's dirty hands touched it I see nothing wrong. Stop being a fatty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What that person did is objectively better as it allows everybody to taste from each donut, turning them effectively to minicakes. Based woman. BTFO gluttonous donuthomosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely true. Hard to fathom all these morons itt who want to only have their one autism snacks perfect 'nut and can't comprehend trying more than one thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hands are dirty, mouths are clean
        I hope someone bites you so you learn just how prone to infection human bites actually are.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's clearly knives in the box and all the pieces look like they've been cut, they don't look like bite marks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mouths are clean
          What are you even talking about?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are a super moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you are an imbecile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are dirty, mouths are clean
          nobody said this and you are so moronic for trying to imply he believes this. moron!!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >moron!!!!
            Take your chill pills.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sorry i'll take my Daily Dose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me about all the times you ate 3/4ths of a cookie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          today

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know this fat prostitute touched it with her dirty unwashed hands and filthy fingernails

        What that person did is objectively better as it allows everybody to taste from each donut, turning them effectively to minicakes. Based woman. BTFO gluttonous donuthomosexual

        This obese big back hog took way more than what would amount to one doughnut and probably went back for more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its still there homie its not ruined
      if you that desperately need another 1/4th of a donut you can just slice 1/4 of another one, the precedent was established

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        see

        This is selfish Black person shit behavior. She wasn't taste-testing, it's obvious what the flavors are by looking at them. She wanted a 'sampler' serving and hacked up half the box. If donuts were meant to be served all sliced up, they'd be served all sliced up.
        Now the rest of the office gets partial donuts unless they also want to be shitty human beings and hack up the rest of them. If I wanted a half a donut, I'd grab one, take it back to my desk, cut it in half, and save it for later.
        Find the twat that did it and tell HR you overheard her saying Black person in front of clients.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, exactly.
      It's this main character syndrome bullshit where every 20 year old c**t with a TickTok account thinks the world revolves around them.
      I guarantee the fat hole who did this did not even consider for one second that no one would want to touch some food she's defiled for no reason but her own personal craving.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is selfish Black person shit behavior. She wasn't taste-testing, it's obvious what the flavors are by looking at them. She wanted a 'sampler' serving and hacked up half the box. If donuts were meant to be served all sliced up, they'd be served all sliced up.
    Now the rest of the office gets partial donuts unless they also want to be shitty human beings and hack up the rest of them. If I wanted a half a donut, I'd grab one, take it back to my desk, cut it in half, and save it for later.
    Find the twat that did it and tell HR you overheard her saying Black person in front of clients.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If I wanted a half a donut, I'd grab one, take it back to my desk, cut it in half, and save it for later
      Biggest butthole out of everyone. You might as well grab a whole doughnut, take a bite, then throw the rest in the trash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        would be his right because it's his claimed donut.
        get well soon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If donuts were meant to be served all sliced up, they'd be served all sliced up.
      Now the rest of the office gets partial donuts unless they also want to be shitty human beings and hack up the rest of them

      this is exactly how i feel about nonvirgin women

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is why you just bring in a box of munchkins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone has access to a dunkin donuts my fellow northeast chad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I choose only 3 different variants of the same basic donut when sharing. Like only chocolate, blueberry, and classic cake ones. Not too fancy to where people feel entitled to something unique, not too limited to where they don't get a choice at all. Otherwise everyone gets pissy when the "good ones" get taken and do shit like cutting them in half, which I personally am OK with towards when there are unclaimed ones towards the end of shift, but when they're fresh nobody ever claims the tainted leftover half.
        If it's obvious that there are 4 donuts for any choice, people are way more civil about it.

        Literally every place that does regular donuts also does holes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Hick who's never left his hometown
        Do you seriously believe that Dunkin is some obscure regional chain?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do we really need another incel screeching thread?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I worked in an office the boss sometimes bought expensive donuts and it was considered polite to cut each of them into pieces so everyone could try some. The ethics are different if they're "normal" donuts. Apparently reddit has never seen "fancy" donuts before

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Serving them pre sliced into 6 pieces seems pretty nice so everyone can sample. As an American, I am pro-jelly doughnuts and pro-jelly doughnut lifestyles. I am always deeply disheartened when the Human Resource Ogresses swoop in and steel my tasty artificial jelly filled fried treat. I seethe and cry and shit all day. One day I'm going to get a dozen jelly doughnuts and eat them alone in my dark office. No one can stop me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why they sell donut-holes you booger eater. You simply don’t break the integrity of certain foods, they are meant to be served whole, like a hot dog. You don’t host a cookout and put a big platter of 1/4 hot dogs out for guests.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hehe what if I compare a simple hot dog to this intentionally excessive doughnut that only a career fat ass would think is meant to be one serving what then bucko

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A donut is like 270Cal. ONE with a black cup of coffee is a perfectly reasonable breakfast and not at all excessive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >disingenuously cherry-picks extravagant meme donut place
              I’m talking about a simple old-fashioned or cruller, penisbreath.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the place mentioned in the Reddit post you nonce.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I am ashamed. I will go into the West now and fade into legend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody sells jelly-filled donut holes, Anon.
        Filled donuts traditionally don't have holes through the centers because if they did, all the jelly or custard or "creme" or whatever would fall out.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Top right and bottom left look absolutely disgusting. Women were a mistake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those look like the best ones you c**t.
      >top right cosmic brownie donut
      >bottom left cookie monster oreo donut

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We objectively know they are not the best ones because the fat b***h would've taken quarters of them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >expecting women to have good taste

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Topping based donuts are trash. Same lazy bland shit as that gay ass fruity pebbles one, only Chocolate flavored.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never participate when all the fat sows at work are inhaling their daily dose of cakes, chocolates or whatever else. I'm at work (grudgingly) to work, not to buy fat fricking heifers goyslop snacks and then listen to the moaning about their weight for six hours a day every fricking day because the fat c**ts have no self control at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do better.
      I keep a bowl of m&ms and other candies on my desk at all time to make them fat.
      None of them have noticed I never touch that bowl myself yet, it's been about 2 years

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's fricking hilarious. Kudos to whoever did that

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'd rather have a little bit of everything, instead of just one, especially if I were to end up not liking it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You severed the social contract and I would kill you in the parking lot after work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And then you go to jail for the rest of your life over a donut LOL

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And you would be dead LOL

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fine by me, I want to die anyway. You'd be doing me a favor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The ONLY legitimate reason to be upset with this is the fact that she molested the doughnuts and you've no idea if she used her bare hands.
        She took less than the equivalent of one whole doughnut. Just cut your own wedge from another one to make a whole, or pick a whole doughnut.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >She took less than the equivalent of one whole doughnut
          >5 1/4ths shown cut out in OP
          I know Oregon removed math requirements in high school for the sake of your people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon doesn't know what quarter of a circle looks like

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is this a problem? Does the moronic redditor think she took a bite out of each one? There's literally a couple plastic knives sitting right there. Taking an entire doughnut would be a much more dick move when they're all different.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Donuts aren't cakes you moronic homosexual. The social contract is that a single donut is for a single person. You take your donut and frick off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Social contract
        Doesn't exist. Made up. Fake and gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, frick that shit. I'm not forcing my way in front of everyone just because I don't like most doughnuts and would rather just cut one in half than eat one I don't want. This isn't fricking elementary school.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Social contract
          Doesn't exist. Made up. Fake and gay.

          Sociopaths like you will be killed. Society has no tolerance for your behavior. If you can't learn proper donut etiquette then refrain from eating any donut at all.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you bring in a dozen doughnuts and they're all different, rushing in first to grab the one YOU want is the dick move. You don't know anything about etiquette or the social contract if you say otherwise. Adults shouldn't act like animals.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No that's literally how it fricking works you autistic frick. If you missed the chance to get the cinnamon roll donut, then settle for the maple bacon donut. Frick you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are a child. Everyone around you knows you are a child.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're literally stuck in a state of arrested development.
                around the mental age of a middle schooler that thinks they need to please others in order for life to work.
                please get serious professional help.
                your kind is ruining the world for everybody else.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >social contract
              ...and other malarkey you cooked up for yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >would rather just cut one in half than eat one I don't want. This isn't fricking elementary school.
          see, this is where you think in reverse.
          in elementary school the teacher would've cut the donut in half to quell the situation that would arise when your kind would cry from not getting their way.
          this means that you haven't learned anything.
          you were supposed to learn that you're not supposed to have your way when other people are involved, your selfish fricking butthole.
          if you can't eat the whole thing, just don't touch the fricking donut.
          it's just that simple.
          >"oh, i don't want a whole one. maybe just a piece?"
          learn some self-control of your impulses to eat garbage, you stupid narcissistic fat frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my social contract says you're a gay that ought to be ignored on every day starting with a 1, 2, or 3

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does the food and cooking board seem to have the highest concentration of schizos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      schizos need to eat too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      schizos need to eat too

      Actually this pretty much, diversity is our strength on this board.
      >anime
      has some demographic that cares about it
      >diy
      has some demographic that cares about it
      >LULZ
      has some incels and attentionprostitutes who want to collect orbiters
      >food and cooking
      literally everyone alive qualifies

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be mad at all. I don't really enjoy sugary food so having 1/8th of a donut would be perfectly fine for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. I bet it was actually 4 or 5 people who took a piece of a donut before the redditor showed up.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I caught the c**t doing this, I would eat her sack lunch in the company fridge.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jokes on you when you open the bag and it's full of vegan food

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not so much about sharing, it's about when at work you're there to work, not be happy happy bullshit artists, and who knows maybe the person is a psycho. I don't want to partake in someone elses food, someone that I probably don't know. Deal with it, I don't want random food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Half agree on that one. It just comes to a point where fatties brings pastries and candy every day it just gets too much. I could have a donut a month probably. They're like alcoholics who keep trying to feed everyone else so they won't have to feel bad about being the only ones having it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >when at work you're there to work, not be happy happy bullshit artists
      >*proceeds to walk over to box of donuts and dump them into the garbage while telling everyone to get back to work*
      And that's how anon got fired 10 days into his internship position.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >schizophrenics want to bomb federal buildings in protest because Karen didn't eat the donut correctly

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fat pigs at my office do this to "be good" and not eat too many calories, meanwhile they all eat mountains of candy and other snacks at their desk all day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i bring a bag of peppered beef jerky to eat at my desk occasionally

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love beef jerky but that shit kills my teeth and is so salty you would be better off eating 20 Baja Blast Buffalo Ranch Chicken Wings.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest issue here is that donuts go stale instantly when cut open like that.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >female coworker cuts donut holes in half and leaves half a donut hole in the container
    Legitimate psychopath behavior.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should have just taken the cookie monster doughnut.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fruity pebbles donut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The man in the image is upset because he wanted to have the fruity pebbles donut but it had already been sampled and thus he's now forced to wait for the sampler to decide if she wants the rest of the donut or not.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda want a donut. How hard are they to make?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Easier than you think.
      I would advise dividing the recipe as low as you can or you'll be stuck trying to eat way too many.
      If you want cinnamon/sugar coating, stagger frying. They will absorb the oil very quickly when removed from it so you want to get them directly into the mixture.
      For filled donuts, use the handle of a spoon to hollow them out. You can then use a plastic bag with a corner cut off as a filling bag. Overfilling will make the donut push some back out.
      Chocolate you might want to frick around with a double boiler, I don't use drugs so idk.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Really depends on who these people are. If it is c**ty woman that does shit just to be c**ty then the OP guy has a point, but it could just as easily be a small, close-nit work "family" and everyone is friends and OP guy is the c**ty outlier.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: redditors discuss OP's reddit screencamp as if this were reddit

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would marry
    unfathomably based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to have a woman in your crotch

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit posting about Culinaly posting about tumblr posting about

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont see whats wrong, as long as its been cut with a knife and not touching them. If anything you should be having a bite or two of that kind of shit tops, it should be standard practice to cut up donuts if bringing it to a group of people so they can eat a small piece rather than feeling like they have to grab a whole donut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it should be standard practice to cut up donuts if bringing it to a group of people so they can eat a small piece rather than feeling like they have to grab a whole donut
      People that bring in this kind of shit tend to be crabs in a bucket, they are fat and want everyone around them to be fat as well, and will try and shame you if you dont grab a big piece of something.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually dislike when my office buys donuts, how these absolute sugar bombs became considered snacks is ridiculous

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eating disgusting sugary shite

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This women
    Why is it so common not to know the difference between 'woman' and 'women' now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's simple. One smells like fish and the other like shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shitskin thirdworlders have internet access now and pretend to understand English.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine eating work donuts.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans legitimately look at a novelty doughnut like that and think "yes this is one serving and someone is a dick for cutting it up"
    Reminds me of the people who think Crumbl cookies are single serving jej

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >his noon-american ass has such a slow metabolism he can't eat a donut, which is two bites

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess theres a social contract about each employee getting 1 donut and if someone takes a bite out of them its annoying

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring a standard 12 donut sampler (according to their website) to an office of 30 people
    >Leave them out in a common area without notes or even telling anyone
    >Complain when someone doesn't want to eat an entire sugar bomb/is trying to be nice to ensure everyone can try at least a piece
    >*Fatty autism intensifies*
    >Go on Reddit and lie about how 12 people in an office of 30 all totally ordered these donuts and the slicer is the dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks everybody is an npc like them and eats donuts
      >doesn't grasp the concept that some people don't eat baked goods because they just suck
      >doesn't bring anything else
      >thinks it's perfectly ok TO CUT UP A FRICKING DONUT
      you're the one that thinks like a selfish prick, anon.
      get well soon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why did this guy bring a dozen donuts to an office of thirty people? If they were all individually ordered for a small group, why is he not giving each donut individually to the person who ordered it? Why lie about them being individually ordered to begin with when this is a sampler?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why did this guy bring a dozen donuts to an office of thirty people?
          because corporate types only think of office holders and up.
          it's just that simple.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't get a donut homosexual. I never want to eat a whole donut. If I am in the mood I'll use a knife to cut one in half.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Then don't get a donut homosexual.
      that's the whole point, if you can't eat a whole one, just leave it alone.
      control your impulses for sugar, lardass.
      >I never want to eat a whole donut. If I am in the mood I'll use a knife to cut one in half.
      see, you're the kind of person that needs serious help.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you're this mad about getting less donut into your mouth you're the one with an actual problem

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >less donut into your mouth
          not the issue.
          the issue is that one middle aged woman claimed 5 donuts.and was too fricking selfish to realize why she's divorced.
          think better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is she the one who ordered 12 donuts for an office of 30, put them in a public place, then didn't mention it wasn't for the whole office?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you don't get to blame the correct action instead of the incorrect action.
              you don't pieces out of donuts and leave the donuts in the box.
              this is a community area, not your house, narcissist.
              get
              well
              soon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cut pieces*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homie you are the one the brought up being fat. If you need to eat a whole donut. You have the fricking problem fatty fatty fat frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >eating a tiny bit of a donut = lardass
        >eating a whole donut = not lardass
        ??????????

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst offense here is that they didn't bother to cut it at a proper 90° angle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >five donuts cut
      >cut an exact 72° wedge out of each
      I'm not seeing the problem, whoever did it did it correctly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TtWiqJF.png

      I don't understand, why is everyone pissed?
      do people really get this mad over SHARING????

      What I want to know is why there’s a fricking fork in the box.
      You don’t need a fork to hold down the donut when you’re going to grab the donut piece with your fingers anyways.
      Unless she ate from the fork and put it in the box, which is disgusting.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    itt: people that don't understand that only virgins are desirable.
    itt: pieces of shit that steal fries from their dates.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eating 5 quarters instead of one (1) donut
    sneaky sneaky fatfrick
    kinda based, ngl

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the context. Its normal to do it if you're eating them together as a group. A friend of mine once brought a box of gourmet donuts and we cut them up into pieces so everyone could try each flavor. But it's kind of a weird thing to do if coworkers aren't that close or friendly with each other and the box is just left out for the wageslaves to graze on at their leisure

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    womemes do this so they can pretend their diet is going well
    they'll eat the equivalent of a full donut and act like it was nothing

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not saying this is okay but i wouldn't want an entire donut to myself. I just want a quarter or so just to taste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i only want women between 18 and 24 years old but its just not feasible for someone like me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think a small bite of donut instead of eating 1000 calories with a breakfast pastry is reasonable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My gf is 22 and would probably do something like pic rel because shes a big time karen git gud bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You just need to go to eastern Europe or Latin America or the Philippines, Anon. Or Black personcontinent if you're into that (you disgusting Black personlover).

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Top left is edging on being sickly sweet
    >Rest is three times as sugar dense
    >This is what it takes for office wagies to feel appreciated
    What the frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Old workplace used to do a meat raffle at the end of every month and giveaway this massive hamper full of meats and cheese and pickled vegetables, man that was the only time I felt valued as an employee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds great, too bad it's just a raffle so basically just one guy gets something. Better than some shitty donuts tho.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We all got invited to a restaurant or pub and management would pay the tab so everyone still got something in the end, I highly doubt any workplace would still do this today

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I had this for my second summer job. I ordered the Tournedos beef and some drinks, it was great. Feels like something of the past for sure.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me and a group of friends at a box of voodoo donuts like that

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > THE SUM OF THE PARTS IS GREATER THAN THE HOLE.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do people not realize you shouldn't need to be externally motivated by food to show up to work and do your damn job? You aren't going to the meeting because you are being compensated with paltry sugar. You are going because you are required to get someone to sign your damn paycheck. Someone decided from the kindness of their heart to spend their own money to bring some donuts. Grow up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zamn boomer vibe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Say what you want, but I 100% believe in the work life balance meme i.e when I'm at work I don't want to waste time bullshitting with people I don't care about about my life. When I'm at home I don't want to think or talk about work. Just show up get your shit done and leave. I don't care about company picnics, luncheons, or other events. I don't need to "feel appreciated" to be more productive. If anything all these other activities to build community just deter from what a meeting is trying to accomplish.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the best way to raise moral at the office is just to have a bunch of young women working there
    not in charge or anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, if it was the 50s. Now they'll report to HR if you even try to hint there's a possible sexual interest and I'm not talking about crude remarks or touching them inappropriately.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women do not belong in the workplace unless they’re paid prostitutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I go to work to get out of the house and away from my wife why the frick should I have to deal with more women at my workplace

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because your wife is old used up haggard and demanding and entitled and smells and these girls are young and hot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My wife is 26 you’re a gooning simp lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tick tock

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For you perhaps you’ve run out of time to find a gf kek insecure homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you smugg motherfricker

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 45 and still dump my girlfriends when they turn 26.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's only decent thing to do. Don't waste your beard's entire breeding years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and these girls are young and hot
          Also unavailable unless you meet their strict criteria of the economic top 10%. Just look up what women who think they're top picks want their man to earn yearly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I need to go to work to see that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      High School had tons of young women and it was the most demoralizing place in existence. No amount of incentives will make prisoners and slaves grateful to you.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to functions/events where every donut was cut into quarters specifically for this reason and so people who want less than a whole donut can easily get it.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, I did this before and Black folk were seething.
    >officecels are the most moronic Black folk ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you smug motherfricker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had a cheeky laugh while they were seriously upset trying to figure out who would have done it.
        >I didn’t want a full doughnut, same situation as I like 6 doughnuts and 12 people on the office or whatever.
        >Knew not everybody could have one even if a few people didn’t want one some fat c**ts would probably eat two.
        >Some how I am a psychopath or something?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Donuts are for plebs.
    Bagels are for the elite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same carb saturated white wheat flour tho. Shit is basically the same as sugars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bagels gotten too expensive they need to slice them nowadays. You from New York?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the (elite)
      >bagels
      frankly, it is hard to argue with this. the evidence supports the claim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is everyone complaining about the donut when this slicing is infinitely worse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously true
      Shalom

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with you?

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >constant ads for diets and for making people look like supermodels causes irreparable mental issues
    >this leads to people cutting off sections of a donut for fear having a single actual donut will make everyone point at them like the bodysnatchers and call them fat slobs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really.. you think this is the pressing problem we face societally? Too many people overly health conscious about what they stuff in their faces?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where i work you'd get fired for questioning my lived experience

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >overly health conscious about non-issues because what's labeled as "healthy" is literal skeletons with makeup
        >not at all concerned about real issues like contamination, aspartame, everything that ends up in tap water, plastics leeching into whatever's put into them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lardass

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well, heres a marketing gimmick. just make average donuts with shit cheap fondant but slice them up and mix the colours together. mosaic donuts. pay me millions. Black person.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's fricked up

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When people bring donuts to work (because I’m such a FATASS!! [lol]) I cut myself half a donut. Then, in half an hour, I cut myself another half. Then, in half an hour, I cut myself another half. IM SUCH A FATASS! LOLLLLLLL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol fatass! Me on the other hand. I'm in such good shape I grab a whole donut then a half hour later I want another donut, but they are all cut in half!!!!!! This is bullshit I want another whole donut!

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is what you do normally when they are fancy donuts. Most people would rather have a little of the red velvet, lemon, cookie dough, etc. than eat one entire flavor. Especially since a lot of them are seasonal and you have no idea if you'd like it.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all i've learned from this thread is that wagecucks are psychopaths

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd follow suit

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just fricking pick a donut and eat it, or don't. Stop doing this "oh I'm on a diet I'll only eat half of one and leave the other half that no one will want to touch after I've had my shitty fingers on it"

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Donut holes would have eliminated this problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women cut even donut holes in half and leave half a donut hole in the plastic container. There is no depth to their decadence.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see a problem here since I don't eat donuts.
    What I do is toast a bagel, spray with cooking spray, and coat with aspartame and cinnamon. This simulates a donut but is much healthier.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The people pretending to complain about eating an entire donut are the fat ones. A normal person wouldn't even have this cross their mind.

    You are fat because you are lazy and stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People who are accustomed to eating a high fat diet get intense hunger pains.
      The solution is to eat as little fat as possible.
      There are certain foods a never eat. Specifically, all fatty food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >did i just have a hard PT session where i run or ruck 5 miles?
      >Yeah i'll have a donut, bacon and stuff
      >Am i just working a office job?
      >Yeah ill have a bowl of cereal

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s my donut, not yours. Sharing is stealing.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what lardass needs a whole fricking donut?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are even eating a donut, you have lost. Donuts aren't fit for human consumption. There is too much sugar and fat in them!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. As a kid i would eat like 5 donuts out of a dozen, nowadays i eat one and i regret it.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    100% a fake post
    there's probably 13 people and only 12 donuts so some people donated a part of their donut. Then some tard redditor posted it as ragebait for updoots.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell me you're "ready to settle down" without saying it

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i saw a meme on discord about free pizza at work so that means i have to HATE free food at work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not free, you pay for it with your health.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah youre right they should have boiled chicken and broccoli day instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >free food
      But it isn't free. They're using your paycheck to supply it and pretending they did you a favor.
      I'm an adult, I've already got my meal planned out. Quit using my money to decide what I'm eating for the day, if you want pizza then go fricking buy it yourself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no they aren't you moronic Black person. YOUR COWORKERS ARE BRINGING IN FOOD FOR EVERYONE

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >YOUR COWORKERS ARE BRINGING IN FOOD FOR EVERYONE
          Depends.
          Homemade treats, definitely. Donuts, maybe. But never pizza.
          If it's pizza, it's 100% your workplace reallocating your funds to someone else in your business who then writes it off as a business expense.
          Donuts could go either direction.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Every time any treats like donuts are brought in, it's because someone did it after they got promoted. Happens almost every month. Pizza I'll give you isn't from coworkers but the only reason we get it is because there's leftover pizza from a customer lunch visit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >it's because someone did it after they got promoted.
              So basically the company reallocated funds to someone else in your businesses, and the money is being used to smooth over the transition of power.
              You understand that this doesn't actually come at the expense of the business or the person buying them, right?

              sugar chads keep winning

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NO YOU FRICKING moronic Black person
                A COWORKER GETS PROMOTED AND DECIDES TO BUY DONUTS IN CELEBRATION FOR HIS COWORKERS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >AND DECIDES
                They're expected to, for the reasons I listed. It's hollow. Quit buying into this bullshit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, I've never done it and less than 50% of the office does.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sugar chads keep winning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      granulated sugar covered donuts is the most lazy homosexualry that exists
      take your sandy donut and cram it in your butthole, loser

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OR FRICK, COWORKERS BRING IN DONUTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY CONSTANTLY
    I have the feeling some of you don't work in a white-majority business.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >COWORKERS BRING IN DONUTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY CONSTANTLY
      That's fine. I can respect that. But stop pretending these promotional donuts are anything other a public announcement to smooth over transition of power.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Showing gratitude at an opportunistic moment to give back for the free treats your coworkers have given you over the years is a white thing, you wouldn't understand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're under the impression that I don't regularly bring in food for my co-workers. You're wrong.
          Learn how to recognize and identify hollow gestures.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im not doing any research because Ugh, Reddit
    But I just know that liek 50% or more of the replies to that post are ppl absolutely dunking all over OP for this shit take
    There is absolutely nothing wrong with this
    In fact, if I bring a mix box of donuts to work I would encourage ppl to do this, try as many as you like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit likes butchering up single serving food items and destroying the social contract for donut etiquette
      And that's why I am against this behavior.
      You are ideologically identifying with reddit. have a nice day.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've got no problem with it.
    "First come first serve" is a shitty policy with work food because it mostly fricks over people from other shifts, or worse, people who are actually busy working.
    If karen decides she doesn't want to just hog the best donut for herself but still wants a full donut, then I'm fine with her cutting off some pieces.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a frick about actually working? Cuck mentality. I'm there to do the bare minimum to not get fired so I can get a paycheck and leave ASAP to enjoy my life.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's impolite and unsanitary to manhandle food that was purchased in bulk with the intent to be shared.

    It would be like if someone in your office, or household if you don't have a job, buys a box of chocolates, and you poke your finger into the bottoms of all of them to see what the filling is, leaving the majority of them in the box, pierced but uneaten. Yes, I do know a woman who does this. Yes, it's always a woman who acts like this, same as with the donuts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >manhandle
      They clearly used utensils.

      >and you poke your finger
      Utensils.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever cut up a bunch of donuts in a box? There’s no way to do that without touching them, “utensils” or not.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you ever cut up a bunch of donuts in a box?
          Yes.
          What are you, a fricking chimp?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you ever cut up a bunch of donuts in a box?
        Yes.
        What are you, a fricking chimp?

        Found the female

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the cookiemonster doing the soy-face

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I'll bring in a pack of smokes and leave them in the break room for people to share. one time someone smoked half of one and put it back in the pack

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We do this in our office and nobody bats an eye.

    What annoys my is when someone takes a single pop-tart and leaves the open package with the other one behind in our crafty kitchen. I get that they might only want one and hope someone will come along and eat the other, but it's an open fricking package sitting around, nobody's going to take it. Just take the entire fricking thing and keep it at your desk for later or for the drive home.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these doughnuts look like dogshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't have a dog so I can't really speak to that but I do have a cat but she dogs a hole and buries her shit so I can't really speak to that either but this was a good and entertaining thread.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        digs a hole lmfao good thread much respect

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The second greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing fatties that ring shaped cake was a donut and you could eat it for breakfast without confronting your out of control refined sugar addiction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Skinny French people have pastry and coffee for breakfast. It makes more sense as a light meal than as a snack, which is how most people eat donuts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they smoke and drink coffee a lot so that helps

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fancy donuts, they shouldn't ever be more complicated than pink frosting with sprinkles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. And yknow what? I gotta say - a little bit red pilled!

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take slices of multiple cakes
    🙂
    >take slices of multiple small cakes
    🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DONUTS ARE NOT CAKE YOU FRICKING homosexual REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shitass am*rican ones like in OP's pic are. Apart from the one(1) singular actual donut and the churro-donut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Donuts are definitely cake by all definitions.
        Cake is a lot more broad of a term than you think it is.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the point is that women don't feel stupid and annoying doing stupid and annoying things, much to the dismay of men

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