You pick them after first frost and before they start flowering. Their taste vastly improves if you protect them from sunlight. If you pick them in the wild you should always heat them to 60°C or higher, to kill off Echinococcus multilocularis.
OP here. I've been puking and shitting water nonstop for the last few hours. Never been in this much pain before in my life. Think I'm going to try and drive myself to the ER soo
next time you will tell me he never said anything even remotely related to eating insects
everybody knows he's a cartoon villain who will great you with his catchphrase "eat ze bug", ordering his minions to genecide all unvaccinated anime-watchers
unfortunately, he's just another boring economist who once dared to suggest that most people probably won't need to own a car because robotic taxis/delivery will be overall cheaper and more practical option
I wash dandelion
Dressing
More dressing than dandelion
moron
>Lite dressing
>Uses half the bottle
Did you get a diet coke too?
save those roots too, make dandelion coffee
I eat. No more inflation from grocery store.
aren't they very bitter? I see them in salad mixes, never a salad of pure dandelion
He only ate 5 leaves
Economy bad, groceries expensive. Eat sidewalk plants, no more poor.
Checkmate israelites.
>Only 5
ngmi
The israelite fears the weed connoisseur
You pick them after first frost and before they start flowering. Their taste vastly improves if you protect them from sunlight. If you pick them in the wild you should always heat them to 60°C or higher, to kill off Echinococcus multilocularis.
about the same as arugula, a little more if it's after flowering
>ken's lite casear
At least you made it perfectly obvious that you do not in fact eat ass.
That is probably covered with pesticides and weird gunk
Based weed eater
Eating dandelions used to be quite common in my country, same with stinging nettle, wild garlic and other "weeds".
Good Afternoon Sir
You eat what I underpay Mexicans to remove from my lawn
>paying Mexicans
I bet you pay taxes to homosexual
Thus Black person eating shit he found on the ground lmao
Come graze in my yard a while goat boy
OP here. I've been puking and shitting water nonstop for the last few hours. Never been in this much pain before in my life. Think I'm going to try and drive myself to the ER soo
RIP
Rest In Peace Ophee
https://files.catbox.moe/aruk1c.opus
what the frick is this thread, is op kill???¿¿?
Lurk more Hispanic, it's a pasta from the one abandoned food thread.
it's over
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Shoulda made wine from the yellow petals
A dog probably pissed on that.
When i was a kid i ate clovers outside. They have an interesting tart taste.
that's oxalis you fricking troglodyte
clover tastes like green beans and looks like this, the yellow-flowered clumps with heart shaped leaves that taste like vinegar aren't clovers
Theres nothing wrong with being a troglodyte bro.
dandelions are food for my pet tortoise. I would never waste them on anything else
OP is transitioning into a goat
t. That rhinoceros from Ice Age
You vil eat ze weeds
where to buy Klaus style intergalactic overlord outfits? I like his style, just need the wardrobe to compete
this is a robe for honorary doctors in lithuania. he wore this literally once and its not his "style"
Not enough toddler skin to be his style
next time you will tell me he never said anything even remotely related to eating insects
everybody knows he's a cartoon villain who will great you with his catchphrase "eat ze bug", ordering his minions to genecide all unvaccinated anime-watchers
unfortunately, he's just another boring economist who once dared to suggest that most people probably won't need to own a car because robotic taxis/delivery will be overall cheaper and more practical option
>you don't NEED to own a car
Yes I do homosexual, it's called freedom
Not that guy, but he did not say you specifically don't need a car, just that most people won't need one.
You will gnaw on ze bugs
Did you died?
Hell yeah dude. I’m going to start doing this. Thanks anon
Just be warned that dandelions are more bitter as the grow older. I only ate dandelion salads in mid may, but I wouldn't ever eat them raw now.
In Soviet Union, Dandelion Wash You!
those are sunflowers
No, those are the cooling towers of a nuclear power plant.
Good Morning Dmitri
I will be silently chucking to this thread for a while
Are you magician-anon from a few months back?
yes, me too, the bitterness works well with pork bbq
This is a type of a thistle that tastes better, less bitter and more fragile than dandelion I like to mix it with other herbs in my salads.
I really enjoy this herb. Not sure what it's called but makes an excellent salad
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>Not sure what it's called
>Prickly lettuce
Nice, sheep sorrow is nice and tangy too.
Imagine not making your own dressing.