I eat most of my meals on my bed

And I want some sort of tray to help prevent stains to my sheets. I would like a plastic one. Got any good suggestions?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do this too. I just take my robe and flip it over and use that to cover my lap, then shake it off outside. Keeps my sheets clean.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of robe to you use? A bathrobe? I typically eat on my side, sitting like that and eating seems awkward

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, just my bathrobe. I just sit on the edge of the bed and cover my lap with it. Got my tablet off to the side to watch youtube with while I eat, and a cup of water that even if a little spills the robe is thick enough to absorb it just fine. I used to eat in my recliner but when I got a new leather one it's too nice to spill food on so I moved over to the bed. I eat pretty fast so sitting upright for 10 minutes isn't a big deal. If I eat something really messy like tacos I sit on the floor and use the footrest as a table.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven’t tried eating on the floor yet, I’ll have to try that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As long as your carpet's clean it's fine I feel. I take my pants off first, more so I don't spill anything on them, and just vacuum up the crumbs later. I have a little couch pillow I use to sit on too so it's more comfortable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            an entire country eats while sitting on the floor on pillows and your fat ass hasn't even bothered to try it

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lighting made them look much darker than they actually are, I flipped em over and that helps a little

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What am I looking at here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 sausages, 2 hot dogs, and a hunk of cheese, maybe Gouda, I forgot. I left them under the broiler a little bit longer than I normally would have, but it crisped up the casing really nicely

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like sausages that were fried, or baked without scoring their skins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keto was a mistake.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That looks really nice. Now I want one. Is it easy to clean?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they are for sick, dying, and old people. or all 3. my mom used one for a while, you can not cut shit on it without it moving all over preventing the cutting, but as long as your stuff is prepared to eat like pre-cut or a sandwich or something it's fine. they do break though. also you can get one with white top so you can write little notes on them with erasable markers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need one of these fr.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, anyone got a recommendation for a folding tray for someone that weighs a little over 500 pounds?
    To be more specific, I actually weigh 972 pounds. I'm tired of putting 14 or 15 trays on my belly and seeing a couple of them spill their contents onto my bed
    I haven't cleaned my bed in 19 years, and I want to prevent it from smelling even worse than it already does
    I am a victim of white cisgender male supremacy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I really going to be the first person to ask why dont you eat at the table like a normal person? God, your parents didnt discipline you enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This poor cretin is just seeking attention, don't give it to them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I eat most of my meals at my desk, but I'm in a PhD program and thus miserable and alone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you’re near an IKEA the smula 20x14 plastic tray is pretty sturdy and only $3

        Looks kind of comfy, GL with your studies bro!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just finished mine. i remember being miserable but i can't imagine having been alone. i made some of the best friends of my life in my program. getting through the whole ordeal without them would have been a lot more difficult.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm technically not "alone" since I'm tall and pretty trim and still have hair, so young girls like me plenty. I just can't keep up with them anymore so they get bored fairly quickly. I made plans to meet with a 22 year old senior tonight, but I can't hack it. I'm too tired. I've spent all day drinking hot toddies and writing. I started during covid, so there's no cohort to speak of plus I'm older than the usual PhD student anyway. Covid wiped us out and the only reason I'm here is for some job security.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do not have a kitchen no dining room table. i eat at my desk or in the living room with a pillow on my lap with a dish-cloth or hand towel on it.
      Just like my grandparents did. I think i use one of their cushions sometimes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nor*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/mlIHHT2.jpg

        not everyone has a dedicated food table. inb4 2024 yeh it is what it is lad

        Seriously though you should have a table of some sort for dining. Can't imagine leaving a good impression on a girl if I didn't have one. Make them feel more security in you knowing you have at least basic necessities like a fricking table

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don’t have a table and my gf is pregnant
          maybe stop fricking loser b***hes with wack priorities

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at the table
      Are you a mormon or something? Who the frick actually still does this? What year do you think it is grandpa? Everyone eats either on the couch, at their desk, or in bed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone has a dedicated food table. inb4 2024 yeh it is what it is lad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >UH OH IM NOT IN THE DESIGNATED AREA FOR THIS ACTIVITY!!!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use a 10 x 10 tarp

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use a chopping board that is just for balancing my plate

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ikea has a solid looking wooden tray with handles. You can find cateria style plastic trays at the dollar store

    Have some fruits and vegetables

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the butter for, fat frick? Sausages have enough fat on their own already.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do the same, sometimes I use a towel. But I have no intention of ever having a female inside my domicile.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had one of these growing up, I was only allowed to eat with it in the living room when I was using my bulky asthma nebulizer though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nerd.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about a cafeteria tray like they have at KFC?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I eat most of my meals on my bed
    You must be TLC levels of obese. Is one side of the bed the dining room and the other side the bathroom or is it just winged at the moment depending which direction you're facing?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dookie and a stick of butter
    imagine the brabs

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I used to eat one meal a day late at night, I'd eat in my bed and fall asleep before I finished the meal. One day I woke up with food all over my laptop keyboard. Be careful anon..

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't even think of a time i've eaten in bed unless I was super fricking drunk and brought a snack to pass out with
    that's disgusting
    taking off your pants because you're gonna spill? imagine if you just used a table that existed between the plate and your lap
    holy this thread is the sadest thing I've seen in ages or a fantastic effort by the community to troll

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat in bed. It's a bit of a bad habit but whatever I do it often enough. I had a really messy girlfriend once and I took a big piece of cardboard and cut a girlfriend-sized-hole about 200 degree around her. I called it her "tray" as part of a shaming mechanism to stop her from being a messy eater. It kind of worked shaming her, but it also worked keeping things clean. We had crazy monkey sex and loved/hated each other every day. Probably fricked 5 times a day for a year despite us both having full time jobs. As you can imagine it didn't work out.

    I still do miss her sometimes

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's disgusting. If you live like this it's no wonder you're alone.
    >uh yeah babe let me just shake out the cheeto dust and crumbs before we lay on the bed

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steal a tray from the next fast food place you go to. steal two if you have somebody else with you that has the balls.
    they don't give a shit either way. used to do this to acquire rolling trays

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just eat standing in the kitchen and then move on to the next qued task

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd suggest you queue up the task of learning to spell, moron

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a platter if you're going to eat like a pig from a through.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everywhere

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