i eat one every single day for breakfast.

i eat one every single day for breakfast.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing lunch isn't any better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it is, I usually just have pasta or butter chicken.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fat are you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'9 145lbs

      https://i.imgur.com/ACW1Cb2.jpg

      >850mg of sodium
      >this is what flyovers eat every day

      i livei in onrlando florida

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not hit waffle House to go?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not paying five bucks for a waffe lo l

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just get an XL hash brown.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a colonoscopy ASAP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My GF gives me one every night.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Touché

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These suffered major shrinkflation a year or so ago. They actually used to be pretty good, but now they're tiny and don't cook right.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know you could fuck up ground pork with salt, sage, and pepper. But by God did they manage to accomplish it. Everything from them is terrible, and it's not just because it's frozen convenience food.
    I think something happened to the frozen breakfast sausage industry that made the big players either quit or make an incredibly shittier product. Red Baron used to have breakfast pizzas and Bob Evans was on the level. Hell, I remember Early Risers at gas stations being pretty good where they put the meat, cheese, eggs, and possibly peppers in the thing.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >850mg of sodium
    >this is what flyovers eat every day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sodium intake doesn't count as long as you stay hydrated and eat vitamins.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And don't forget the 200g of sugar they gulp down via soda.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all know you want to say Americans bud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with 200g of sugar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Salt is bad!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kidneys filter it out easy peasy

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    deens

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it come with smokes?

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