I eat Sushi with a fork. No fricks given, I get the looks in restaurant, but don't really care.

I eat Sushi with a fork. No fricks given, I get the looks in restaurant, but don't really care.

I'm not gonna waste my time using useless and worse utensils like sticks to LARP as a native. It would be the same as acting like a pig in Indian restaurant and start eating food with dirty hands.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you cared enough to make this thread??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody asked, newbie.
      [...]

      OP tongues nikocado's anus nice and deep

      Upvoted saaar

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody asked, newbie.

    [...]

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can eat it with your hands its fine thats what the seaweed wrapper is for, to hold with your hands so you can eat it without getting dirty

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but you see, i wash my hands four times an hour

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP tongues nikocado's anus nice and deep

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating raw fish
    enjoy your parasites anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you live in america and buy from a place with a modicum of reputability, you have zero chance of parasites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That image only shows seaweed, cooked rice, cucumber, and smoked salmon. What made you start talking about raw fish?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        smoked sammon isn't cooked anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          smoke implies something on fire, and fire is heat, the sammon was subjected somehow to that tangentially

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the sammon was also birthed under the sun, it doesn't mean it was fricking cooked from day one. now you, on the other hand, possibly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is 2024 anon, horse paste is available over the counter for $10 a tube, and contains enough for a half dozen doses for an adult male.
      >inb4 you'll have a nice day
      for an adult human, the LD(lo) dose of ivermectin comes out to roughly 14 entire tubes of horse paste
      >inb4 you're not a horse
      ivermectin is typically dosed based on body mass, all mammals use the same mcg/kg dosing rate. dosing instructions are on the package, and dosing marks are on the dispenser. If you are so moronic as to be incapable of setting the dispenser stop at the mark for your weight, then the world would be better off if you were dead.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    önnestly I doubt you even get looks in restaurants. literally nobody cares if you use an eating utensil or a monkeystick.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon is a chopsticklet
    many such cases

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is absolutely no logical reason to use sticks when superior form of utensil exists.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's like digging a hole with a rock when there are shovels all around you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        4chan_girl

        Pajeet uses his hands like a monkey and still believes he is superior to you while contracting bacteria and diseases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're just unsophisticated. besides if you happen to live in Vancouver it's impossible not to pik up

        it's like digging a hole with a rock when there are shovels all around you.

        personally I'm a fan of picking my food up, rather than stabbing it lik some brute

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you're just unsophisticated
          Okay leddit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          †bh sushie was devised primarily as a finger food anyway

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm allergie to 70 sushi everytime i eat 70 sushi i vom

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine japanese people eating chicken fingers in a little american exotic cuisine shop with little american forks and side-eyeing any of their japanese brethren who use chopsticks and especially those who use their fingers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the japanese are a barbaric culture. they eat whales and dolphins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's fricked up about the dolphins but let your mom have her fun

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone will still think you just can’t use chopsticks, not that you’ve made a personal and somewhat racist choice to refuse another cultures utensils. And honestly I think they’d be right, I don’t think you can use chopsticks, even if they are inferior to forks.

    Sushi is a meme food and chopsticks are part of the meme experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >part of the meme experience
      so is phrenology and iron lungs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t think you can use chopsticks, even if they are inferior to forks.
      Correct. Why the frick would I learn something useless and idiotic?

      Fork is just more efficient.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a non-autism, I can enjoy something non-optimal. Ribs or wings take more effort than their boneless counterparts but I like them more

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you don’t go to an overpriced sushi place to just wolf it down as quick as possible, or most people don’t anyway.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sushi can be eaten with bare hands. (Nigiri and Maki)

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using useless and worse utensils

    Your fingers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fingers separated men from the beasts, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        exactly why we should use them

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like using asiaticsticks because it’s just fun while i’m at the table

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i use a little green army man armed with a bayonet rifle to skewer my sushi and no charlie can tell me otherwise

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