I feel bad for people who can't just stuff a handful of these in their mouth, cleanly crack the shells, eat the seeds and spit out the shells all...

I feel bad for people who can't just stuff a handful of these in their mouth, cleanly crack the shells, eat the seeds and spit out the shells all without thinking

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't spit
    I shit the shells

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grim
      learn mouth dexterity, I could handful by the time I was 10

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just put a bunch in my mouth, chew vigorously so that whatever seed content is in the shell eventually dissolve into my saliva, spit out a shell mass

      Too much effort for a snack even though I love sunflower seeds.
      If I want a mouthful of seed I'll just buy a bag of preshelled sunflower seeds or suck a fat hog.

      you have to be fucking with me
      you realize the shells aren't digestible right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reading comprehension

        Well then, you can Suck Eggs!

        This is the Holy Hexagram.
        Plunge from the height, O God, and interlock with
        Man!
        Plunge from the height, O Man, and interlock with
        Beast!
        The Red Triangle is the descending tongue of grace;
        the Blue Triangle is the ascending tongue of
        prayer
        This Interchange, the Double Gift of Tongues, the
        Word of Double Power-ABRAHADABRA!-is
        the sign of the GREAT WORK, for the GREAT
        WORK is accomplished in Silence. And behold is
        not that Word equal to Cheth, that is Cancer.
        whose Sigil is ?
        This Work also eats up itself, accomplishes its own
        end, nourishes the worker, leaves no seed, is perfect in itself.
        Little children, love one another!

        >>>/x/
        but considering you sound like a catholic homosexual
        >>>/hm/

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a fucking bird?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    City slickers btfo.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just put a bunch in my mouth, chew vigorously so that whatever seed content is in the shell eventually dissolve into my saliva, spit out a shell mass

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this a thread on how to suckseed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      way to make it sound fuckin gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well then, you can Suck Eggs!

        This is the Holy Hexagram.
        Plunge from the height, O God, and interlock with
        Man!
        Plunge from the height, O Man, and interlock with
        Beast!
        The Red Triangle is the descending tongue of grace;
        the Blue Triangle is the ascending tongue of
        prayer
        This Interchange, the Double Gift of Tongues, the
        Word of Double Power-ABRAHADABRA!-is
        the sign of the GREAT WORK, for the GREAT
        WORK is accomplished in Silence. And behold is
        not that Word equal to Cheth, that is Cancer.
        whose Sigil is ?
        This Work also eats up itself, accomplishes its own
        end, nourishes the worker, leaves no seed, is perfect in itself.
        Little children, love one another!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much effort for a snack even though I love sunflower seeds.
    If I want a mouthful of seed I'll just buy a bag of preshelled sunflower seeds or suck a fat hog.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon can't suck seed without thinking about it or applying any effort
      kek git gud

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    putting a handful in my mouths means all the flavor gets zapped from them within less than a minute and i'm eating flavorless seeds. i'd rather pop one at a time, zuck the flavor, eat the seed and repeat with more immediate bursts of flavor for that more frequent dopeamine spike.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe don't molest the cheek pack and let the flavor last like a normal person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as an american, i have an above average amount of saliva production.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're all about seed in your mouth.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for people who willingly give themselves hypertension over the course of an hour for the equivalent of 1.5oz of seeds

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I like to just chew on them like tobacco

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is cracking with the front teeth uncommon? It’s faster, you can check each seed before you eat it, and you get a bit of the shell coating each time instead so the flavor stays fresh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inefficient and you look soy
      crack with your molars

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