I feel like I'm gonna sneeze... aaaa aaaaa aaaaah CASHEW!

I feel like I'm gonna sneeze...

aaaa aaaaa aaaaah CASHEW!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you eat the pepper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it makes you 1% more gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can risk that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOooo i cant go back to dating men and being romantically invested in them (and having gay sex) ohhh nooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always wanted to try a cashew apple

      The apple is safer than the nut. Although It doesn't taste very good, it at least doesn't give you chemical burn.
      My grandparents had a few cashew trees and I learned my lesson the hard and painful way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't, it makes mustard gas

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this how cashews grow? thats STUPID

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep and they're toxic and destroy the hands of the children working in indentured servitude to shell them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha gays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still haven't figured out gloves
        Am I supposed to feel bad about morons now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you're so poor that being a fricking cashew sheller is a viable career option, you're also too poor to afford gloves/live in a shithole area where things such as gloves aren't even manufactured

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there are literally plastic bags (that can be easily turned into serviceable gloves) visible in the picture

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be dismissive about the suffering of the poor, it's a mark of humility and is good for the soul.
              Helping them is another matter entirely. I personally never help the poor because i almost never find them worthy of helping. You can do whatever you like

              When you're so poor that being a fricking cashew sheller is a viable career option, you're also too poor to afford gloves/live in a shithole area where things such as gloves aren't even manufactured

              >still haven't figured out gloves
              Am I supposed to feel bad about morons now?

              She's wearing a single glove if you look closely, but the fingers of the glove are missing, likely torn from overuse
              It's the same story in every third world shithole.
              >owner of the shop buys cheapest tier protection gear for workers (often only women and children because poor thirdie men don't work, only drink)
              >the protection gear lasts 5 hours into the first work day
              >"what do you need new gloves for? Didn't i buy you a good pair recently?"
              >...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shell them while they're soaking in a bucket of water

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think the last thing is that it's just not thought of in the third world. "I'm a manual worker but I must protect my hands!" so it's like *shrug*, cashew oil is rough on the hands but that's my job. And it hurts a tiny bit + I prefer superior dexterity just builds up over time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They probably do have access to gloves but im sure they get paid by weight of shelled cashews and gloves just get in the way, I have seen thag before with people doing thag kind of manual labour, I worked at a fish ranch facility and they had to vaccinate the small fish for that they had a gun with the antibiotic and vaccine mix ready to use, you grabbed the fish and shot its belly, then the next one then the next one and so one, workers had a chain mail glove to avoid piercing their hands but that made a significant difference in speed due to dexterity decrease and since they too got paid by vaccinated fish they never used the damn thing, risk was grand a dude once almost lost his hand because he inyected himself and yet qhen hw returned he did not used the glove lmao
                When you are poor this kind of risks are just ignored, you are way too poor to care at this point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't be dismissive about the suffering of the poor, it's a mark of humility and is good for the soul.
          Helping them is another matter entirely. I personally never help the poor because i almost never find them worthy of helping. You can do whatever you like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >children
        You mean women?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they're that nasty raw, how did people discover they could be made edible?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hunger and desperation and curiosity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same as with any oher actual nut.
          Walnuts in their shell are also completely inedible, but the core is edible and delicious.
          Humans have always opened up every part of plants to check if the inner is edible. Most likely old wisdom still from the ages of hunting-gathering, when EVERYTHING was checked if it can feed you.
          Just because sth is coated in an inedible layer that has never stopped us.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      write a letter to your congressman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until you see a fruiting pineapple plant
      This kind of silliness should not be tolerated

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always wanted to try a cashew apple

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The juice is delicious, very smooth and refreshing.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >JUST LIEK IN MY SUPER MARIOS
    >DOES NATURE REALLY?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought super Mario had mushrooms now cashews. Are you in your 80s?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cashew outside. How about that?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come the tropical fruit water apple is eatable and sweet and doesn't have the tumor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt education ladies and gentlemen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How come a lemon isn't an orange?

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