I feel like this ad campaign from decades ago is about to bite them in the ass since they are ensmallening the burgers so much lately

I feel like this ad campaign from decades ago is about to bite them in the ass since they are ensmallening the burgers so much lately

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what they say: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of the most cromulent expressions of our time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds racist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >An unattended pile of cash emniggens the whitest man.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Please refrain from racist or homophobic comments
          They are not needed here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      5'9" cope.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your bullying attitudes ensmallen your already fragile existence

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      embiggus.. dickus?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He has a friend you know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Incontinentia

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is coyote mccloud his real name?
    Did this come out around the same time as Highlander?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No he was a dicks jockey in nashville
      he had been dead for years now

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the Porn parody was pretty great if you like gilfs with huge fake breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was there really one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In high school my friend had a video with the "where's the beef" granny scene and a Diet Coke "just for the taste of it" swimsuit scene.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Liar I'm sure you didn't have any friends.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Correct and I still don't.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well you know what they say, nature abhors a vacumn. So does my dog.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread was supposed to be about Wendy making such a small double burger now

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The two greatest food crimes committed were the butchering of totinos dollar pizzas and the jr bacon cheeseburger. Both of them were the pinnacle of junk food in the early 2000's and before. Both got utterly destroyed by clown world. Every ingredient changed with the pizzas all for the worse and it's completely unrecognizable from the original.
    The jr bacon shrunk at least a third of the size while almost tripling in price. I hate the antichrist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The jr bacon shrunk at least a third of the size
      It looks like a little kids burger now
      I laughed when I opened my 6 dollar five dollar box

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This raises a good question
      Would you rather
      Get a smaller portion?
      Get shitty ingredients ?
      Pay double?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would gladly pay three times the price to be able to experience food like it was in the 90's. I dream of that original totinos pizza I'll never experience again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          By the way, that double cheeseburger even got smaller in the last few months.
          Its pamademic sized now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly no reason to go to wendys anymore. The quality is in the dirt and they have the gall to charge insane prices. A dbl quarter pounder from mcdonalds is half the price as a wendys burger and honestly tastes better. The meat is way higher quality.
            The only thing wendys has going for it anymore is the frosty and that fricker costs an arm and two legs now.
            Dave thomas would be shitting in his grave if he could see the sorry state of his company. It's a damn shame because they used to be god tier just 15-20 years ago.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The daves double used to be the best burger in fast food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why not all three?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          At wendys , thats the only option

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The totinos pizza is seriously just cracker bread with soy fillings and dollar tree cheese product pieces now. It’s barely food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This was not always so

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know. It went from being a cheap no frills food to something that’s been altered and slowly changed that it barely even resembles the original.

          I don’t know of another food product that got fricked so hard. Maybe hot pockets?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's insane how bad it is now. When I was in college I used to buy 10 of them at a time. They were so fricking good for only a dollar. Real cheese that melted and stretched. The pepperonis would crisp up and release their delicious oils. The crust was some impossible super crisp but flaky thing and the sauce was flavorful even if too sweet. All that is gone, not a single part of it remains. It's a hallow shell I wouldn't eat if you paid me. Makes me so fricking mad and it's too unique to be able to remake at home, I wouldn't even know where to begin to make that crust.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I feel
    You're a homosexual man, nobody cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      false

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This place really has gone downhill since covid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was never good

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m surprised anyone remembers it. I guess it’s so catchy that it infected the minds of successive generations, while not selling anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what?

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