I finally tried it. It's as shit as everyone said it was. Don't buy it.

I finally tried it. It's as shit as everyone said it was. Don't buy it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't going to.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why? werent the opinions convincing enough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We will all be dead one day and it's important to try things out for yourself to see if you like it or not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and it's important
        No it's not.
        All bottled liquids are garbage, prove me wrong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have to try them all to prove yourself right.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen people ask for it and not get it, but now that stock levels are high I've never seen anybody buy or drink it. That tells me all I need to know. I'm going to buy a few boxes so I can drink them ironically after they go out of production.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this gives me the idea to buy vintage soda bottles and bring them to work with water in them. imagine walking into a room and seeing someone drinking an 80 year old mountain dew

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a super ghetto gas station on my work commute. I don’t think any white people go, and black people don’t give a shit about Prime. So they always had a surplus even during peak hype. Shit tastes like a generic body armor drink. I know we’re all susceptible to advertising and stuff, but Instill can’t believe kids in high school were fighting over this shit.

    Now they sale at the outlet store for like a dollar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't believe that kids don't actually care about quality?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this so expensive anyway
    I saw it in grocery stores, 4x the price of other energy/vitamin drinks, could get a decent wine for the price

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They marketed towards kids. Same with MrBeast's chocolate shit and burgers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea who that is
        Though I suppose that makes sense if it's kid stuff

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it and I liked it

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Save the bottle and refill it with water. The cred is unreal.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >completely mogs any & every "sports" drink there is on the market

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whats a forever chemical? sounds like buzz words

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a chemical that's forever alone, just like you

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kind-of-liked the star pop one. It tasted vaguely like a melted popsicle. Just buy the popsicle, tho.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen anybody drinking these, is it a money laundering operation?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a youtuber whose advert went viral with 13 year olds because it implied a black guy sucking dick. When the joke got old two weeks later, all interest in the drink disappeared overnight. Now stores are left holding the bags, and believe it or not soda does have an expiry date.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best flavour of this? I guess I'll try one

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got one once that was supposed to taste like those red white and blue popsicles and it tasted like bullshit and I couldn't even finish it haven't bought one since.
    I didn't even know they were popular until like months after.
    people are moronic.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow they paid millions to be the first ever logo features on a WWE ring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Prime logo is on soccer teams and is in boxing too. They must be making bank to afford that.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coach primate

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find this product hilarious
    >made by some youtubers
    >zoomers and other morons would buy out stock of this shit early on in its inception
    >it tastes terrible with a terrible aftertaste
    >morons are still buying it
    Better off just drinking water at this point, I'm not gonna drink some youtuber's shitty "hydration drink"

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