I fricking hate American breakfast "culture"

From 6AM to 11AM (if restaurants are even open at those times) they serve nothing but:
>sausage
>the most horrendous processed scrambled eggs that taste nothing like anything you could somehow frick up at home
>processed american cheese
>soggy bacon
>some deritative of an awful tasting biscuit (bonus points for the awful burrito they all sell)

Who the frick eats this shit? It's literal baby food. If you add up the time that restaurants are closed and are serving breakfast It's half the day. I can't get a burger or a chicken sandwich HALF of the fricking day? I want to eat BEEF with my coffee not industrially processed pork and mashed potato eggs.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    covid did a really good job of killing anything outside an dense urban zone no one sane wants to be in from offering anything outside standard goycattle procedure. more effect at night but it's still noticeable for morning. america is a very boring place now

    breakfast is a completely made up thing to sell you empty shit so you keep grazing throughout the day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you say that again but in English please?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >breakfast is a completely made up thing to sell you empty shit so you keep grazing throughout the day

      no, breakfast is simply the meal you eat after sleeping, literally breaking your fast
      sugary cereals, pancakes, mcslop, etc, sure. but thats specific kinds of brekky

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get hungry until a few hours I wake up so I don't see why it's really necessary. Sure we're told it's the most important meal of the day but the people telling us that are also telling us to eat 11 servings of grains a day so I'm not buying it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you are an aberration not the norm.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I also don't get hungry but breakfast should be your largest and most filling meal of the day, lunch less so and dinner a light snack at most
          you need most of your energy in the morning and throughout the day, no point having a large big mac meal at 7pm when you're just gonna be sat on your ass all night before going to bed
          by not eating an improportionately large dinner you'll start feeling hungry in the mornings

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >My body is so stupid it has no way to store energy from the food that I eat
            >I literally have to eat only when I need energy that most

            You're an idiot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >My body is so stupid it has no way to store energy from the food that I eat
              when did I say that? your body does store it, it turns it into fat
              >I literally have to eat only when I need energy that most
              honestly have no clue what you're trying to say here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just drink tea all day eat a huge plate of something a couple hours before bed. The body needs energy the most at night because that's when it can actually use it to repair tissues and recover.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I eat the opposite of this, and wake up with my stomach screaming for food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People on farms had eggs and milk in the morning because you need to take care of the chickens and milk the cow first thing

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you surprised fast food is awful? It's processed slop at any time of day.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pancakes with sugar. Oh, and here's some liquid sugar (syrup) to drench your sugar pancakes. Thirsty? Have some orange juice filled with extra sugar! Want coffee? Here's some sugar packets and some sugary creamer! Only obese people and maybe lumberjacks eat like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there was once a time when work was physically demanding and shoving as much carbs and sugar into your belly before the day made sense

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Still is. The majority of the workforce are doing constant labor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make your own food or go somewhere like Denny's or Sonic that serves the full menu all day.

      >Have some orange juice filled with extra sugar!
      Orange juice is naturally so sugary that putting more sugar in it might actually dilute it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weirdo: The Post

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks awful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’d say that no matter what was posted, so that’s okay. It looks objectively great.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fr fr lol like where's the cool wrapper with cute wcdonalds manga characters on it, and like, where are the sauce packets?? and like, how u gonna eat a brekkie sandwich with no napkins. and the egg isn't even perfectly round lol
        mcdonalds btfo those sandwiches 500% literally no point to try and compete. mcdonalds invented breakfast sandwiches and they're the only ones who will do it right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think a breakfast sandwich is supposed to look like? I don't see anything to complain about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the elites don't want you to know this but you can make your own slop at home

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend an hour cooking at home to make your own babyfood
      >Instead of buying the pre made slightly shittier baby food in a fraction of the time
      epic own to the elites or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it takes him an hour to cook up sausage, eggs and toast some english muffins
        makes sense you need someone making your food for you dumb frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesnt include time spent shopping, preparing the food, and cleaning

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >preparing the food
            melting butter and cracking an egg into a pan?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he forgot to incorporate time spent sleeping in order to have energy for grocery shopping
            >forgot to add time spent learning how to drive
            >forgot time spent learning how to walk
            >forgot time spent forming a zygote
            gay.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >forgot how much time it took for parents to grow, go through puberty, court each other, then have sex

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >forgot about the progressive lineage of ancestors since the dawn of time that had to all be formed, molded, and returned whence
                Sad!
                Sad!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shopping time is not included because you have to do grocery shopping no matter what.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why do morons who evidently hate cooking come to a cooking board?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cleaning
            3-5 min to rinse pan and plate off with hot water then wash with sponge. Do you also not wipe your ass due to the time it takes?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Personally, I just blast my fancy enameled pan with high pressure whatever then give it a wipe with a paper towel. I do the same to my butthole, I installed a bidet ages ago.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why is Culinaly obsessed with bidets

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bidets are nice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Bidets are nice.
                That's why I plan on voting for Bidet again.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >3-5 min to rinse pan and plate off with hot water
              make eggs in frying pan.
              put on toast with taco sauce on paper plate.
              eat food
              throw plate away
              use pan the next day and just add more bacon grease.
              eventually wife cleans pan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bet anon made it in 15. None of those things outside the sauce take ant real time and sauces can be done in advance Your really should be able to guestimate cooking times given your on a cooking board.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine having to leave the house to eat, or even knowing how to cook multiple things, and add them together, first thing in the morning no less.
        lol

        >It's literal baby food.
        right OP.
        hundreds of women feed their babies
        sausages and scrambled eggs
        soggy bacon and biscuits.

        not breast milk, baby formula, actual baby food, or baby cereals. NOPE full on breakfast burritos for my little 4 month old.

        YOU ARE moronic.

        I've got a 2 and a half year old, they love bacon. And eggs. And cheese. Haven't served breakfast sausage alone, but have used it in pasta dishes and it's also a hit. Tasty food is tasty food regardless of age, we're programmed to enjoy things.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How fat are you?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op needed something to be mad about on the internet this morning because his mom told him to go find a job.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate thing
    >examine
    >fast food slop

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >american breakfast fastfood culture is bad
    as opposed to what? oatmeal? beans and sausage? a cigarette?

    Most places sell their normal day menu all day or after 10 am. If they didn't sell breakfast they just wouldn't be open. You are just b***hing about having an option.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP making people think he's taking an elitist stance on fast food breakfast when this moron is actually just complaining he can't get lunch menu slop in the morning.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you put "culture" in quotation marks? You're talking about fricking fast food. Nobody thinks of that as "culture".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody thinks of that as "culture".
      Put slime mold in a petri dish, get culture.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do they not have diners or delis where you live? Why settle for fast food breakfast?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >making me defend McDonalds
    My disgust in you is almost as great as my disgust in McDonalds. They use normal eggs. The scrambled eggs are pasteurized and bagged, with a little water added for consistency. You could call that processed by a huge stretch, but not by normal use. Unless you only use raw milk directly from the teet, it's not much different as far as being processed. Of all the things to hate McDonalds for, it ain't the eggs.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic serves their lunch and dinner menu in the morning starting at 6 AM.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd actually pay money to watch you scream this in public as long as we could pelt you with rotten food afterwards.

    NO ONE CARE WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i actually really like mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches, they're usualy buy one get on free in the morning on the app so just get two egg mcmuffins or get a mcgriddle or some shit. Their coffee is also pretty good, i'd rather get that than 'bucks or dunk's especially since it's cheaper and I just drink it with milk ni sugar

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for your rant, you're providing a valuable service to the community

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP sits in front of the feeble light of his computer, his monitor from 1992 slowly fading. His keyboard covered in the crumbs of half eaten tendies. He can barely see the screen because of the flecks of spittle and food covering it from his past impotent rages. Just then a voice calls to him. "if you don't come up here now I'm throwing these vienna sausages out" (it's his mother). "Why won't she die?" he thinks to himself... but then who will clean his benis when it gets dirty. he sighs and tromps up the stairs from his basement. "coming mommy" he whimpers.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's literal baby food.
    right OP.
    hundreds of women feed their babies
    sausages and scrambled eggs
    soggy bacon and biscuits.

    not breast milk, baby formula, actual baby food, or baby cereals. NOPE full on breakfast burritos for my little 4 month old.

    YOU ARE moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >baby is limited to infants
      >being anal about "literal" being used figuratively
      Love it to break it to you but you're the moron anon kun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        words mean things. babies mean babies. literal means literal, it does not mean figurative.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically sausage, bacon, and eggs, as long as it's good quality not filled with shit ingredients, would actually be better and healthier for the baby than baby formula (junk full of soy, seed oils, and sugar and other garbage), "actual baby food" (plant slop), or baby cereals (wtf??? feeding cereal to a baby??? horrible, honestly). If you feed your baby this plant-derived garbage you should be charged with child abuse. Also, since we're on that topic, especially if you agreed to / let your
      son(s) get circumcised, you should be charged with child abuse, fined, jailed, reeducated, whatever, and especially the doctor(s) who circumcised the baby should have their medical license revoked, charged with medical malpractice and fraud, and fined and jailed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        babies are fed formula and milk because they literally (not figuratively) cannot digest solid food. much less chew it and swallow it properly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not wrong, but there's just no point trying to argue with victims of infant genital mutilation, about 99% are permanently mindbroken by the procedure, especially the ones who "don't remember it", it's the basis of all subsequent programming.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My kids were eating rice porridge by the time they were 3 - 4 months old. eggs by 5 months old and hot dogs as soon as they had teeth. They also got peanut butter noodles soon as they could handle it. Grandma was old school Chinese and fed them whatever they would eat. No allergies and my kids were always at or above the top of the growth charts for height and weight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Chinese
        and when did they commit suicide from over expectations?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All breakfast food sucks. Just give me 3 meals of dinner a day like the white man used to eat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok cereal boi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lets look at that:
      in ye olden times before the 1800's the white man would eat for breakfast:
      gruel
      porridge
      bread and cheese
      maybe leftover stew left over the fire over night.
      lunch was beer and cheese with maybe bread and if you had the means for it you might get some meat and vegetables.
      dinner was surprisingly sparse.
      bread and cheese a light soup because they thought that eating a big meal before sleeping was bad for you.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homie just cook your own breakfast and stop whining
    > I can't get a burger or a chicken sandwich HALF of the fricking day
    Most fast food breakfast places have chicken biscuits

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Family owned gas stations/convenience stores staffed by minorities could offer you some respite. It's hit or miss but the good ones are miles ahead of any fastfood chain bullshit.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I am sorry for where you apparently live.

    I was recently in Vegas (spring break trip) and not knowing at all where to dine, but sooooo many choices, I ended up at a locals only suburban breakfast place with a creative homemade menu. Griddle cakes made me a delightful lemony blueberry pancake that was lightness and balanced at the same time. It was served with portuguese sausages, sliced avocado or the ripest most perfect pineapple I've had in ages. Delicious coffee, and fresh pulpy orange juice.

    Where I live in Florida, I'm sure I have 5-6 diner choices that do a terrific job. One location has the butcher right next to them. Another location is park of a daytime german restaurant, and have that amazing dark rye sourdough as one of the toast options. A lacey potato pancake from a german diner can't be beat.

    There is nothing wrong with the American breakfast classics, dummy. If you are lucky to have a greek owned diner, you'll probably have great gyro stuffed omelets, good corned beef, and even southern grils. Eggs are usually cooked perfect in the US versus underdone elsewhere.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't get a burger or a chicken sandwich HALF of the fricking day?
    Burger king servers burger all day long.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bacon egg and cheese sandwich is best sandwich, and even the fast food slop versions are delicious.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually the bacon is burned in restaurants. Nowhere serves it good and chewy. Crispy bacon is the worst.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda agree when it comes to breakfast fast food, the one good breakfast fast food item is Wendy's potato wedges, really wish they would sell those all day because Baconator wedges would slap.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love breakfast food
    Would rather starve than eat breakfast "fast" "food"

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 McDonald’s sausage biscuits, a hash brown, and a large black coffee will build the biggest, thickest turd of your pathetic life. You heard it here first folks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats $15 for breakfast

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to eat beef
    >not industrial processed
    do we tell him?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try going to actual restaurants, or is this just another jealous eurogay larping

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get classy and go to a Dennys or IHOP. Did you know they make you wear a shirt AND shoes? Time to start eating with the elite where they actually cook the food and serve it on real plates with an actual knife and fork!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the most horrendous processed scrambled eggs that taste nothing like anything you could somehow frick up at home
    I know, shit is so cash

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's your fault for going to places that don't serve good Brecki sammiches.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All cheese is processed. You literally cannot make cheese without processing.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to eat BEEF with my coffee
    Pretty sure places do steak and eggs. It's going to be a shitty steak, but you can do beef with your eggs. Fast food won't, so you are going to have to put on your big boy clothes and go to an actual sit down restaurant to get it.

    Though breakfast is so fricking easy to make you should be doing that shit at home.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't get my McSlop until 11am!!!
    Not a fan of most breakfast food, but come the frick on. Cook your own shit, go to a real restaurant, or skip breakfast.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make your own food or go to a place were they make the food you want?

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