I got a bag of free bagels

I got a bag of free bagels

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That basil one looks nice

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch out dude that one on top is moldy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You stole every single one of those.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nuh uh

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A free bag filled with bagels is better than a free bagel filled with bags.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a free bagel filled with bags.
      stop describing your mothers vegana like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't have a vegana anymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont you mean he, bigot?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I mean she's in a family crypt and is literally nothing but bones.

            https://i.imgur.com/BndsJXV.jpeg

            Ain't seen dis shit in a while.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >she's in a family crypt and is literally nothing but bones
              explains why she didn't move so much when I fricked her

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              skeletons use they/them unless asked otherwise

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's not quite a skeleton, really. Do you know what an ossuary box is? In old traditions, bodies are buried for three years then disinterred and the bones washed and packed into a small chest and placed into a family crypt. afaik, this is still done only in three places: Paros, Greece (which makes sense, since we're related), where I'm from and some place in Mexico.
                So while all her bones are accounted for, they're not joined as a skeleton.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is still done only in three places: Paros, Greece (which makes sense, since we're related), where I'm from and some place in Mexico.
                That's four places.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Paros, Greece
                is one place. Y'know... like Athens, Greece or Thessaloniki, Greece or Corfù, Greece.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                triangulating your location now, expect guests

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                make stock out of your grandma's bones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bone washer (aka Bone b***h) must be one of the worst jobs you could have.

                What was your favorite bagel OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THROWBACK

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are itoddlers like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy numbers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      iToddlers eternally btfo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hoe lee

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they moldy or stale?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh huh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then how'd you get them for free?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches ITT mad they didn't get a bag of free eagles. Get jelly haters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't want a free eagle. The feed costs must be astronomical not to mention finding a very who specialises in raptors. You can keep it.
      >srsly, tho, I've gotten more free bagels than I can count

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would jelly help me get a bag of eagles?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it back Jerome

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Give them back, Goldstein.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you could have at least taken them out of the garbage bag you found them in before taking a picture

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wonder why the garbage bag full of bagels thread is still alive
    >people are talking about skeletons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The skeleton issue needs to be addressed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Op here. I got a bag of free skeletons too if you like.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hey fricker I see your art and posts on Twitter. I don't know anything about that cat b***h but I'd let her sexually assault me if you get what I mean.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a homosexual who sucked dick to get moldy bagels in a bag

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Now I know you browse this board, I'll think of that every time I see your art.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not only mold as another anon wrote but mice droppings. You probaby don't want to eat that but do remember it's about the 80th anniversary of normandy. It's too bad something such as that had to happen.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    make bagel and lox

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Frick lox, you need smoked salmon and frick the fat fricks doing bagels like a sandwich with stuff dripping down like savages, they should a bagel in thirds and should be cream cheese with chives.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        schizoid post

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