I gotta tell ya... L.A. does not frick around with avocado toast.

I gotta tell ya... L.A. does not frick around with avocado toast.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’ll $30 plus tip and a donation to trans rights!
    Oh and free Palestine!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It actually boggles my mind seeing them support Palestine when you just know
      1. They wouldn’t last one second there
      2. The average Muslim there would stone them in a heart beat for being a troon/queer/queer apologist
      3. They always back up the israelites
      I fricking hate slacktivism

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can think of a better way to show everyone you're a good person without having to actually to do anything or help anyone, I'd like to hear it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how about not trying that at all and just minding your life?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you do that instead of complaining about what others are doing then? Follow your own advice lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do what I want anyway so frick you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't really matter, it's about "colonialism"
        As in, the israelites showed up and turned it into a 1st world country instead of a shithouse caliphate regime ruled by warlords with people constantly being gunned down in the streets by jihadis, a society so unnecessarily violent against it's own citizens that only /misc/ posters would praise it.
        You're not allowed to criticize the unstable forever-war genocidal society or you're an evil colonialist.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fre sha vacado

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *free

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, the exact meal someone who is transitioning would eat.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you made that at home, which you are more than capable of doing, I'd be a lot more supportive. Paying someone out the ass for putting shit on toast is the dumbest fricking thing you can do, and you got it in a to go box? Did you fricking door dash avocado toast to your shitty fricking la apartment? Who the frick gets such a hankering for this shit that they'll get it door dashed to themselves, when they could just put avocado and spring mix and cream cheese and pickled onions and whatever that orange shit is, on the fricking toast themfrickingselves?
    Anyways, when I make an avocado toast (AT HOME) I go avocado, tomato, scrambled eggs, and pureed roast garlic mashed in with the avocado.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >which you are more than capable of doing
      I question your premise

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take the exorbitant amount of money you spent on this to the grocery store, buy avocado, bread, onions, vinegar, whatever pickling spices you want, buy spring mix, buy whatever the orange shit is. Take home, and you can eat this shit every single day for a week for what you're spending on takeout, and still have money left over. I'm a man who loves to go out to eat, but I just can't abide people wasting their money on this shit, I just can't, you can easily make the exact same fricking thing, hell you don't even need to pickle your own onions! Even the fricking run down Aldi near me has pickled onions!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mobley bogie rankgor! Boogly boo! Moo!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the language of Africa is beautiful

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              too bad their people aren't

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only want to eat it once this morning, after a night of nasty piss sex with whatever I'm fricking. You go shopping and make breakfast champ

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I promise I'm cool, because I have SEX
            Okay little fella, run along and play now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually value my time so I'll just have a Nepali gentleman deliver it to me over Wolt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you hear what the Danes do
      they don't even toast it before just piling shit on

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grim

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like a LOT of fricking around.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got any more examples of non-food?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    please get hep c

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good OP, hope you enjoyed

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that on the left? Is that supposed to be carrot?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed raw fish

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