I had a dream last night where I was in an eating contest where I had to eat Spam at room temperature right out of the can with my bare hands, and I woke up startled and almost threw up.
I had a dream last night where I was in an eating contest where I had to eat Spam at room temperature right out of the can with my bare hands, and I w...
I've done this before but usually I'll use a spoon
I refuse to try spam. And I try a lot
It's pretty good honestly, you gotta fry it though, kinda like how tuna out of the can kinda sucks until you make something out of it
Ever been on a backpacking trip?
After 3 days on the trail, Spam is fucking heavenly.
Easily one of the best trail meals.
and fruitcake that has been soaked in a bit of brandy beats the everloving fuck out of a granola bar.
You sound like an old woman. Re-think your life, queer.
hunger is the greatest Hispanice.
True, but even on the trail canned tuna is dry and disappointing.
Hell, on day 6 we had an MRE mac'n'cheese with ham in it that we all though sounded amazing, but it was so gross that none of us could stomach it.
We all looked forward to the days Spam was on the menu though.
All that salt replenishes the electrolytes, it's no wonder you were craving it.
Yeah, that and the protein and fat.
It's definitely good trail food.
I can see why it was such a success during WWII.
Canned tuna should be illegal
Uh, that sounds interesting. I might have to try that next time I'm out for a few days. Do you eat the entire can in one meal or do you keep it for leftovers?
It was these Spam singles, served with some crackers and a few other things to round it out nutritionally.
2-3 guys could probably split a can though for a lunch.
You're weak.
I like to nibble on a few cubes after slicing it for fried rice 🙂
That's not Spam. It's not meant to be eaten directly out of the can, but Spam at least looks a lot better than that shit.
Uh, wut? That's definitely Spam.
It definitely looks and tastes better after giving it a quick sear in a pan, I'll agree with that.
Lol, never mind, I just looked closer at the can and now see that it's 'Treet Luncheon Loaf'.
However, I disagree that real Spam looks any different.
Nah, real spam definitely looks different. It's lighter pink and has a softer look to it. This looks like you left uncovered spam out overnight on your porch.
I have eaten it out of the can directly a few times. I would actually do it more, but I'm paranoid about botulism.
>that's definitely Spam
I've eaten a lot of Spam, dude. If you can't tell just by looking at it, read the first three lines on the back of the can.
>Pink blob with gelatinous goop around it
Nah, that's exactly how Spam looks
spam fills the can more
That doesn't look anything like the image in the OP. I don't think I've ever even tried Treet, but reading this
it obviously doesn't just look different, but is obviously going to taste different and have a different texture. You might as well say canned anchovies and canned tuna are the same, or brie and chevre are the same. You could just as easily reduce them to a couple superficial features.
>Geting this worked up over slight variaitions of canned forcemeat.
I assure you, they're more similar than not.
I'm a little confused why you're so invested in this argument.
You lost the argument the moment you revealed you couldn't even visually tell the difference between spam and treet, or even a spam can and a treet can.
>Brassy metal can with blue label and yellow text filled with pink forcemeat and gelatin
Wow, it looks so different!
Excuse me for not autistically analyzing every picture for details not relevant to the topic of the OP.
Maybe post less. Threads don't need dumb thoughtless kneejerk reactions like yours.
>i assure you
As
stated, you have no clue what you're talking about. Why do you try to tell people who actually know about things that they don't, just because in your mind they're all the same? Go back to my point about anchovies vs tuna, or brie vs chevre. I was making an analogy so that you could see how dumb you sound.
>details not relevant to the topic of the OP
It's literally a thread about Spam.
You're really only making yourself sound more autistic.
I am on the spectrum and don't give a shit, because there's nothing autistic about what I posted. You still sound like you're coping.
You're splitting hairs over details that aren't even relevant.
I bet you in a blind taste test 90% of people would not notice the difference between Spam and Treet.
There's more flavor variation within the different kinds of spam than there is between Treet and Spam.
>I am on the spectrum
That explains it. Apparently you're far enough on it to not realize what a worthless 'argument' this is.
>what a worthless 'argument' this is
And yet you're still engaging. There's not even an "'argument'". You've admitted that you don't consume any of these products and don't know the difference between them, but are asserting that they're the same. I'm asserting that they're not, because I do eat Spam, and I even posted a pic for proof. And now you're moving the goalpost to, "more people are on my side than your side"? No fucking shit. Most people will always be on the side of "I can't tell the difference because I'm ignorant on this subject". And what the fuck kind of an argument is, "chorizo spam is more different than off-brand spam"? Of fucking course anyone would pick that if you gave it to them along with Spam and Treet and asked them to pick the one with the most different flavor when they're trying all of them for the first time.
>off-brand spam
Oh, so you do admit that it's basically the same thing as spam, just from a different brand?
>basically the same thing
>just from a different brand
That's not what "off-brand" means, and not understanding common idioms like this is a surer sign of autism than anything else posted in this thread.
Yes, that's exactly what off-brand means.
I don't think you're autistic, and you don't sound ESL, so either you're trolling or are literally 14 years old.
That's Treet, not Spam, and you even took the image from fucking Wikipedia like a retard.
>you even took the image from fucking Wikipedia like a retard.
Why the fuck do you think I'm OP.
Also, I already made that correction, retard.
>absolutely seething at being found out
Oh shut the fuck up just don't make a mistake in the first place
did you win?
No unfortunately, but it did have this weird taste, like a mashup of all the random canned meats I've had throughout the years. I'm not sure why it was particularly disgusting in my dream, but I lost the contest and the other guy laughed at me.
Imagine being so fat you dream food.
This bait isn't even worth replying to anymore.
Grew up in a community that would mock spam eaters. It was seen the lowest of the low. Was watching some Food Ranger on youtube and they were in Hawaii. The Spam, eggs and rice looked great. Bought a can and it's fucking brilliant. Been making fried rice and shit with it. Love it tbh.
You don't need to cook it. It's already cooked. Just eat it out of the can. If you cook it again, you will just dry it out and make another mess to clean up.