I hate the term "family sized" so fricking much.

I hate the term "family sized" so fricking much. Its always bullshit and I end up eating the entire thing myself.

No way it could feed a family of 4

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fatass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      far from it im 200lb

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. 5'6''

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no one on this board has likely ever had to struggle for food. I mean actual struggle, not 'my mcchicken costs three times as much now'. if they did, then yes this could feed a family of four without question. if you hate marketing, campaign/push your reps to ban or better legislate it. god these threads are boring, at least mspaint the lasagna box with a fat ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > not 'my mcchicken costs three times as much now'
      I feel personally attacked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 serving is only 340 calories. thats not even a quarter of your daily caloric needs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you want to be fed or do you want to meet your caloric needs? I think it's bullshit marketing honestly but when I mean struggle to eat I don't mean you really ever get your nutritional needs met. Most humans in history failed to live up to that daily recommended number, and look, they lived. Just not very comfortably, and not very long.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon it's for a man, a woman, and two children under 10. You eat the majority, your wife jas a sliver, and the kids barely eat any and fill up on the garlic bread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice high tech cope.
          >it's for me, my anorexic wife who won't have any, and our infant son who is eating baby food
          Problem? Whole family fed with one family size meal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to truly struggle for food and you're buying this shit you are almost artfully contributing to your own problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had to fast a few days once because I lost my job when I had very little money saved and it took a bit to get a new one, but no not really. OP is wrong about it not being family sized and I could eat a quarter of it as a meal and not complain, but I would definitely prefer to eat 2/3rds of it, try to go to sleep for a while, get up and eat the other third of it cold straight out of the pan, then go to sleep. They're a bit sauce heavy and definitely not gourmet but I love a good Stouffers lasagna.
      A cat's gotta eat John

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A 1 kg lasagna typically lasts me 3 days, but not as the ONLY meal of course.
    Still, that means with some snacks and side dishes it should be able to feed 3 people aka a small family.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i ate it alone with nothing on the side. All i had to eat today was a bowl of cereal, an apple, and a bologna sandwich

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just shrinkflation in action, family size used to be family size but it isn't anymore. Chip bags are the most obvious. Normal bags are tiny, family size is what normal used to be, party size is what family size used to be.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meals used to be more than just one item. One serving of that lasagna would be fine if it were part of a complete breakfast.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've SEEN those things - they're fricking huge. You eat the entire serving?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they do it on purpose to trick morons like you in to buying them
    it also means they can get away with selling REALLY unhealthy shit on the basis of "oh fig newtons are totally healthy, the serving size is only 1, it's not our fault if some moron eats the whole pack".

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anon this might just be because you are monstrously fat

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    americans online
    >noo the obesity epidemic is exaggerated, americans are mostly healthy
    also americans online
    >no way a 3240 calorie lasagna can feed a family of four, i eat it all myself

    starting to feel americans are just messing with us at this point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon those are the values for a party sized lasagna, not a family sized one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >immediately recognises the size of a frozen lasagna based only on the nutritional information
        this doesnt help your case

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's per serving.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get back to work Wiggum

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since sleepy Joe took over, everything has shrunken in size so your sentiments are perfectly relatable. I mean look at the fricking big macs for an obvious comparison. I remember barely being to finish one of those thing in a sitting and now it's mostly just a giant hunk of bread with a tiny sliver of beef in the middle. Who the frick do they think they're fooling anymore? All the losers calling you fat or whatever are probably dumb ass kids who have no perspective on how much more we get screwed over every single year. They'll learn soon enough.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you’ve never tried salad cream with lasagna, give it a go. Phil and Holly convinced me.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah 'family sized' is absolute bullshit constantly
    it usually can only feed 2 people, and depending on the brand even that can be a stretch
    my BMI is underweight btw before the accusations this poor anon has faced.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah their family sized isn't that big. I think the overall concept is that maybe everyone gets a square of lasagna and then you give everyone someone like a side of veggies and some bread or whatever. So it's more like a component of a meal.

    If it's the only thing you're heating up, any adult male should be able to eat this in a sitting assuming they didn't have a big breakfast or lunch.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, all serving sizes and descriptors are arbitrary bullshit.
    This is why I respect Dr Oetker's Pizzas. They're honest. Flip to the back, and you know how many servings they say are in each box? 1. They know what's up.

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