I have an idea but I can't be fricked to do it because a) it probably breaks some health/safety regulation and b) it will be obsolete in ten years...

I have an idea but I can't be fricked to do it because a) it probably breaks some health/safety regulation and b) it will be obsolete in ten years when the government bans gas-powered vehicles anyway. So maybe one of you fat fu/ck/s can run with it.

Let's say you are heading out in the morning, stop to get gas and you forgot breakfast. Or you're on the run and need to fill up but don't have time for lunch. You could go in the C-store but you shouldn't leave your car with the gas pump running. You could wait until after but there's a line and by the time you move your car 20 feet and park you may as well go to the drive-thru.

Here's a better idea. Let's say there is a screen on the pump with a menu. Maybe you want a hot dog with mustard, you punch it in and it adds the cost to your gas since you already ran your card. The lady inside grabs a hot dog off the roller grill, adds mustard, wraps it up and sends it to you via one of those bank teller chute things. The pump stops, you grab your hot dog, and go, didn't take any longer than it took to pump the gas.

The beauty of this is that a lot of C-store foods are shaped to fit in the chute things. Pretty much anything off the roller grill works (the roller grill gets a bad rap because it is associated with C-stores, it's the greatest fast food innovation in history). A drink in a bottle fits. You could make smaller sub sandwiches, think McRib size or a little bigger. Breakfast? How about two biscuits side-by-side. Or you could make special packaging that holds combo foods. Anything that fits in a cupholder works which is doubly convenient.

Or, maybe you have a big order, then they could just bring it out to you like a carhop.

This turns the industry on its head. Gas as a loss leader works 100% better now. You can up-market your prepared food, no more mashed potatoes out of a machine. Plus it's scamdemic-proof.

Best part? You know how we have Sheetz? Well we can just call this Shootz. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good idea. Even if the pneumatic tube idea doesn't pass safety regs you could have a runner, ala sonic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't read any of that, what are those tubes for?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More efficient cramming

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I just read your post. Your idea is incredibly and I think you're going somewhere with all this. Have you reached out to any gas stations?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rajhed is hesitant but he knows we are in difficult times. I relayed to him that the investment of the innovative tubes will allow for transfer of convenience snacks at an unprecedented pace. empty canisters are allowed to be discarded on the ground or filled with patrons excrement to be used as fertilizer in the gas stations very own delta9 hemp nursery.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can I get one of them filled with fish curry?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but you have to bring your own bowl/thermos for it to land into

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can I just pay a deposit on the tube and bring it back later?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This would be a good application for the soup tubes as well

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with this is that all those delicate parts running alongside a gas station pump is going to have shitloads of red tape attached under the pretenses of preventing an explosion. Having a runner is a no-go either, because that means you'd have to hire a wagie and wagies are expensive nowadays.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't see this being obsolete when gas cars are banned because electric cars still take a long time (maybe even longer than gas) to recharge. still, i think it's too much of a gimmick when people can just order uber eats or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if they sell the car already full of food?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what if they sold the car already full of tobacco?

        holy frick. you’re a genious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Electric cars aren't going to have a centralized charging station like with gas. It's already just various parking lots with charging units attached where you just top them up whenever you're not driving them. The countryside is never going to switch over to electric so they're irrelevant in this. No wagies or store owners or any employee at all, the automated future is here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you know most of us can live off grass and animals that already live outside, possibly for an indeterminate amount of time? finding sticks and the ability to stay immobile covered in mud is only a matter of how duly motivated an individual is. While diesel fuel is invaluable for starting fires, copper wire can be used to tap into the electrical grid. Nothing is irrelevant, we all live in one big room, are you too close to me or am I too close to you? Why should I use protection in anything I do? fish swim and procreate and surely I have more agency than them. yes dammit I know this is a wendys

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would really change the game is a pay at the pump nicotine/tobacco product chute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if they sold the car already full of tobacco?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just head into the gas station building on foot and ring it up with the wagie at the front counter. It's a cornerstone of Americana. If it ain't broke, don't fix it

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    QT beat you to it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr version?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he wants to sell cars loaded up with fish curry and tobacco for today's modern on-the-go consumer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely disgusting

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