I have extra carrots in the fridge and I already made my pasta sauce.

I have extra carrots in the fridge and I already made my pasta sauce. What do I do with these carrots (im not shoving them up my ass)

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cake

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In your urethra they go then. And think, you could have simply shoved them up your ass. Not so smart now, are ya, bub?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    soup

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steven seagal.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Either up your ass or in a stew. These are your only options, and I will be monitoring this thread to see which path you take.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Practice your deep throating skills

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I have extra carrots in the fridge
    i thought carrots are one of those things that everyone has on hand

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CARROT sticks and hummus

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >im not shoving them up my ass
    you're a liar and you're gonna stream it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    roast em

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I usually quarter them so they come out more like depressing French fries. But at least they're healthy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they're healthy
        they're dead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >indicative of, conducive to, or promoting good health.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            eating promotes health.
            stop being gullible.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Eating promotes health
              >But not carrots!
              Wat, by your own logic all food is healthy and carrots are food

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >But not carrots!
                how do you see words and phrases that were never posted?
                what kind of psychosis is this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Checked, we need to promote the fact that eating is healthy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough time salt or oil. they are better than fries

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >salt or oil.
          that's what makes fries unhealty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you don't eat goyslop every day so you don't have to micromanage that shit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dice em and freeze em.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give them to dogs

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Munch on them in the evening

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to finely grate them and add a bit of lemon or vinegar. Makes a pretty good side dish to any kind of fatty food, or a good addition to a salad.

    There's an Indian dessert called gajar halwa. Pretty much just grated carrots cooked with milk, butter, and sugar. Add some spices or nuts or dried fruit. Surprisngly good.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    carrot flute. make a carrot flute with the carrot and make carrot music with the carrot flute you made of carrots you turned into a carrot flute in order to make music with the carrot flute you made from the carrots you made the carrot flute with you made the pasta sauce with you made the carrot flute to make music. said carrot msuic made from the carrot flute you made from carrots you used to make past sauce with you can make a carrot song with the carrot flute and make a carrot dance with the carrot flute music coming out of the carrot flute

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to grate them and roast the bits up for a bit to give it a toasty mouthfeel with some cinnamon. Then add that to some oatmeal.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do this but with a carrot and instead of mouths it’s two anus (yours and your boyfriends/husbands)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        uncle hank, haven't seen you in a while, how's the ass to ass going?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ess t' ess

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a grater or potato peeler and go to town until they're all processed, then make a salad with it. legit just some salt and a tangier than usual dressing to offset the sweetness of the carrots is all you need, though you can throw in whatever other random shit you'd put in a salad.

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