I have giant can of this.

I have giant can of this. What can I use to make this with, preferably all in on shot so I use the whole can and so I can freeze leftovers.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dip your pp in it then dip it in an ant hill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and then what?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        then you will have the equivalent of 4.6 million orgasms at the same time, your dick explodes and you will probably bleed out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and then?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            and then you rejoin the collective consciousness and get made fun of for dying for that
            but you wont care, it was awesome

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              continue

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I guess people who die doing stuff like that probably become devils on the shoulders of future generations, sowing bad ideas in the minds of otherwise perfectly healthy people, and maybe you have a revelation one day that it might have been some other dead creep that convinced you to do all the gross sexual things you devoted your short life to, and that if it werent for him you may still be alive, and grow resentful towards the other dead and your position among them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                stop

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                and then?

                you crusade to gather as much power from the aether into yourself to dismantle the structures of the afterlife you now despise, and you see the mortals blindly following the whims of these ghost bastards and it fills you with rage, you begin wreaking tangible, measurable havoc in the physical world, scaring the shit out of humans and shaking them from the passive influence of the undead order, and you realize yet again, you have not learned, you have not changed, you are still maligning the paths of the living, all creation is a flat circle, there will never be a way out of your caste in life nor death, you are in hell

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                go on

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I gave you a chance at rest from endless writing before you ran out of ideas, yet you've squandered my offer and submitted yourself to the insatiable continue monster.

                you understand everything at that point, its time to be reincarnated as some moron who sticks his dick in nacho cheese and lets ants eat it, repeat ad nauseam

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >repeat ad nauseam
                Trying to end things so soon? The continue monster has not been satiated yet.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no go on. Tell me what happens after

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                then you will have the equivalent of 4.6 million orgasms at the same time, your dick explodes and you will probably bleed out

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I gave you a chance at rest from endless writing before you ran out of ideas, yet you've squandered my offer and submitted yourself to the insatiable continue monster.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                and then?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and then what?

      Hopefully it's either red ants or bullet ants.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >107 OZ
    probably about 2 stone of nachos

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get two large bags of tater tots(any brand) 4 boxes of pre cooked breakfast sausages(any brand) 4 large jalapenos. 1 disposable foil baking time. Toss it all in the tin, cook it for an hour and a half at 480. Toss the sauce over it. Pop it back in the oven for 10 minutes. Enjoy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literal livestock slop. I’m impressed.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >6 lb 11 oz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and he said he has a bigger can

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you could probably use it for other things too. How did you get it in the first place?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Won it in a contest at a fair. I was able to name more presidents than everyone else

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >enter contest at a country fair where the prize is a can of cheese
        >anon wins by naming exactly 3 presidents because all the other contestants kept on saying George W Bush and Donald Trump
        >the local trailer park now goes malnourished
        You should really think about your actions anon

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would freeze several ziplock bags of it to save for later, put in the microwave upside down in a bowl and let it melt out into the bowl. Tupperware/glass containers would obviously be better and less messy.

    As for one big initial meal, I guess nachos with your friends or family members. Or chili cheese fries with friends. Enchiladas too if you want to make those.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I would freeze several ziplock bags of it to save for later
      I think this is the winning idea. Smaller servings

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Add shredded chicken and diced jalapenos, freeze it into nuggets, and make stuffed pretzel buns.
    Similar to picrel but bigger and with more shit in it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wait that's actually a great idea. I would try to make the pretzels from scratch though

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would pour it all in the toilet so the bowl was filled with yellow cheese, then go number two and the cheese will splash right up on your booty hole. Feels good man.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's "gourmet" it says so right on the can, why don't you tell us OP?

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