I have never seen someone eat anchovies on their pizza. Is it just a meme?
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I have never seen someone eat anchovies on their pizza. Is it just a meme?
I have never seen someone eat anchovies on their pizza. Is it just a meme?
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Anchovies? That's revolting! For me it's bacon, cucumber, and American cheese instead of mozzarella
no anon anchovies are the best topping
>cucumber
thats definitely stranger then anchovies
looks good, women tend to hate fishy foods for some reason
underrated opinoion with no (yous) and im suprised this is reffered to as a secret ingridient, zoomies dont know what theyre missing
futurama made an episode about the popularity of anchovies in like 1999
Those are courgettes, dumbdumb
I made pizza with anchovies on my half the other day. It’s delicious.
Based. Looks delicious
Duly noted. Good looking pizza, hope you enjoyed.
Based as frick. Looks delectable anon.
nice
I'll respect your opinion and try it now exclusively because you didn't say "tasty" or "yummy" to describe it
I love anchovies on pizza and in salad dressing and all sorts of sauces .
It's a awesome secret ingredient
It’s an oldschool italian thing. Fell out of fashion sometime in the 1970s. “Anchovies on pizza” stuck around as a cultural joke for a few decades after until it faded from the collective memory
you can still get anchovies at any decent pizza place
How do they not lose money on it? Nobody orders anchovies.
they come preserved similar to sardines
>nobody
Everybody except for you.
It's almost like anchovies come in small containers and have a long shelf-life or something. Plenty of people still order them. Just because you don't see them at Domino's or Pizza Hut, doesn't mean that every shop doesn't carry them Chains that can make proper pizza carry them because their customers know they taste good on pizza. Domino's doesn't because they strive to appeal to the average child palate and nobody who eats there would be adventurous enough to try something that a 7 year old wouldn't eat.
>lying on the internet
I've had anchovies on pizza a million times
the "joke" comes from cartoons in the 90s where they put whole fish with heads on the pizza
my old roommate told me I can't fricking order anchovies on the pizza because she "doesn't like the heads"
She's saying if you order anchovies, she won't give you head, but she's some ESL mutt.
top kek
I haven't ordered a pizza without anchovies in probably 15 years. It would be like ordering a burger well-done. Once you've seen how much better things can be there's just no way to go back unless you're at a children's birthday party or some situation where you're just being polite.
Wasn´t this from a thread some years ago where Anon described pimping frozen pizzas and drinking vodka the entire weekend?
Anchovies filets are usually gross, especially because they're always from some dusty, old jar that's been open for 6 months because nobody orders them.
You shouldn't really taste anchovies, it's a subtle flavor enhancer not really a flavor that should stick out on its own.
I like it if it's done correctly. If they're going to be filets they should be very thin and salted and cooked in a high heat oven. If it's too thick and not enough moisture content is cooked out or removed in the preservation process you're gonna have a bad time.
Anchovies and any kind of tomato sauce are the perfect complement. Whenever I make my own sauce at home I always mince up some anchovies and add them in. Of course they go great on pizza.
>Do you like the taste of salt?
>yes
Then it's worth it to try it out. Otherwise it's just a novelty. Literally eating salt.
I don't know, man, a lot of places I've got them from have been serving big thick fishy ass filets that are rank as frick. I don't think many people know how to use them anymore.
There's a lot more to the flavor than just salt.
There isn't much more flavor to it than msg though
yes, that is what glutamate tastes like
msg is extracted from seaweed
Unironically using a meme word, anchovies have umami-ness.
secret... people think getting fast food pizza with fish means they get stale old fish.. in reality its so rarely ordered that they usually have to open a new can and then put more on the pizza in some cases almost the entire can because again it gets so rarely ordered,
Canned anchovies is the same as stale old fish, you just won't get sick from it
it's best on za with cheese that you know is not quality and/or has any vegetables on it(olives dont count) so long as theres not any other meat.
Nah, they're not a meme. Anchovies on pizza are great
Definitely an acquired tasted though
'chovies are great but need to be used sparingly
if you smother the 'za in 'chovies it's gonna be the only thing you taste
>is it just a MEME?
Stop talking like you just discovered the internet.. Not everything is a meme, you clown. Also, anchovies are delicious on pizza. I regularly order them. They add a salty fishiness that really compliments a pizza. Try them and you'll be surprised at how delicious they are.
I thought it became popular in the 80s and 90s because of Michelangelo.
Didn't the Turtles specifically ask for NO anchovies on their pizza? Or is this some Mandela effect bullshit? Because I clearly remember their thing was no anchovies.
So I researched it a bit. Apparently in SOME media they want NO anchovies, in some they insist on LOTS of anchovies. How is it that inconsistent? Pizza is supposed to be a big part of their characterisation, it's like if Sonic the Hedgehog suddenly insisted he wants no chili on his hot dogs.
It could be different per turtle. Is there anything where Michaelangelo himself wants anchovies? Also, why is the continuity of TMNT being discussed?
the live action movie has the part where he's all "if you put anchovies on that, we're gonna have a problem"
That's me favourite pizza. Sadly you don't find it in the supermarket, only in restaurants...
It's not a meme at all. I always order anchovies for my pizza, but not all pizza joints stock them. They aren't the most popular ingredient, but they are flavor bombs, that's for sure. I have several cans in my pantry for when I make home made pizza. Just go lightly. One or two anchovies per slice. No more is needed.
Personally I go for the deenz, one tin is good for a half pizza, about 4 slices
tl;dr:
Frick off this is by ROAYAL PERMISSION
Depends if you like he salty flavor, i like it because of my grandmother she used to put them on all the time.
I personally spread on a thin later of anchovy paste.
You took pleasure in your grandmother's salty balls?
it's good
'Chovys are the GOAT
I have to stop myself from ordering it every time
My mom would love to order anchovies and pepperoni on the pizzas she would get. I am sure I got salt poisoning once or twice.
I tried anchovies on pizza one time, I thought I'd like them because I eat tons of canned fish. They may as well have just cut a large chunk off of a salt block and thrown it onto the pizza. Idk if there are better anchovies but as of now I don't get the point
We got a pepperoni pizza on a skip trip (tasted like cardboard and was crazy expensive, resorts are a meme) and my friend had a can of anchovies he put on his. I refused to try it.
For me it's anchovies and pineapple, the best pizza topping.
Yeah I like me some anchovies. Hell Ill even eat them from the tin at least half a tin. I did try it out the first time due to that Futurama episode.
I won’t knock it until I try it. I tried pineapple and chicken on pizza and loved it.
I've tried a couple times, but I couldn't get into the taste
though I've only had it on delivery pizza
might be different if I buy a can myself and put freshly opened anchovies on a pizza I made
If it ain't got 'chovees it ain't pizza
i like a mixture of some cooked on it and some put on straight from the can
I get it with my Papa John's Pizza
It used to be very common. It was still disgusting and over time people just memed it out of existence as gross. Unlike pineapple which is really fricking good baked with ham to sensible people.
it's not a meme, but why would you get something with chovies when you could just get pepperoni? Even if you like choves.
I split an anchovy pizza with my gf on our first date. It was the start of us eating adventurously together. After we started going steady, she brought over some crickets to make Oaxacan tacos. Even if one of both of us didn't enjoy it completely, we didn't regret it either.
I've had it once. It wasn't necessarily bad, but the fish taste was so strong, it overpowered everything on the pizza.
Who is this seminal temptress?
Italian homosexual born and raised in the boot shaped land reporting for duty.
Over here anchovies on pizza are perfectly normal and can taste great.
for me, its anchovies, artichokes and mortadella
if its not traditional ill pretend its a tuscan thing, you wouldnt understand