Step 1: buy old banks
Step 2: Insert kitchen
Step 3: Sell burritos and send them through the tubes to customers
>THE BURRITO BANK!!!!!!!!!
Now tell me thats not the most genius thing youve ever heard!!?!?!? right!!?!?!?!?
I HAVE THE BEST IDEA FOR A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT EVER!!!
How do you plan on serving drinks?
freeze the drinks into solid blocks, wrap with tortilla, send through tube
nigga plz you think i havent thought of that alrady?
What the fuggg
LOL!! You win the interwebz for today, kind stranger! Take my updoots!!
Reddit on!
They already have that
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/taco-bell-defy-concept-opens-june-7--one-of-the-most-innovative-drive-thru-experiences-yet-301561777.html
I lol'd
jesus fucking christ literally everything in the world has already been invented
it has and that's why if you want to do anything in life you have to not care about that shit. You don't have to invent something from scratch to be an entrepreneur. Follow your dreams and if it's good people will buy it simple as.
yeah but you dont understand. everything has already been invented. why do you think there are no good new tv shows or movies? why is discovery channel only replaying naked and afraid 24/7? because they are out of ideas. all of the ideas have already been used. when was the last good movie to come out? probably back in the early to mid 2000s.
>several hot dogs in a burger bun
>cylinder of ground beef in a hot dog bun
You're welcome
hot dog burrito
>7-9 hotdogs wrapped in a tortilla with cheese, mustard, chili, and RAW onions, grilled on outside for crisp
Hot dog gyro
Pita with 1-3 hot dogs, tzatziki sauce, LTO, and whatever that dry seasoning Arbys puts on theirs is
For me it’s Mega Tamale™
>not the Extra Big Ass Taco™
Try again
>cylinder of ground beef in a hotdog bun
Google cevapcici rolls.
I don't think I've ever seen čevapčiči served in hot dog bread. Usually they stack them in a lepinja.
yeah but being competition is a path and thats why you can just make a version with better burritos or service. maybe add a flesh light on the side you know I'm not your CTO or anything but that would be kinda neat huh
I'll work for you i'll be a burrito banker
This would actually be a great idea for a money-maker in a violent ghetto neighborhood. Somewhere like North St. Louis or some shithole neighborhood of South Chicago or something. Just make sure all the glass is bulletproof. Workers never have to physically interact with customers. Drunk nogs with multiple guns at 2am will pose them no harm. Just insert money, get burrito.
nogs would just steal the capsules
put GPS trackers in them, pay local crackheads $3 for each capsule that is requisitioned and returned. Problem solved
stupid employees would mess it up somehow
i love sending random bullshit through the tubes in the hospital where i work. i want to push it to sending patients' food down the pharmacy or to randos on other floors but somebody might get upset
>le
>spells burrito inconsistently even though it's only twice
You have a good idea but you're a shitty marketer. You don't care about important details like spelling and using only one language in your pitch.
Anon, how high are you?
Good, how are you?
How about an infinite fries button?
You press the button and fries fly out of the tube
You get charged for how long you pressed the button
The problem with your idea is that it cannot scale.
You are bound to remain that overpriced hipster gimmick place.
The tubes doesn't add any value whatsoever and anyone can compete with you by having lower prices and they will make your customers feel dumb because they will feel like they are paying for your dumb tubes instead of having more value for what they pay.
How bout I just hire Tom Brady to hail Mary burritos at your stupid hipster face from 40 yards homosexual
You cannot scale Tom Brady either.
Your best bet imho is to open your dumb "burritube" restaurant near the casinos on the Strip in Las Vegas.
>it can’t scale
Sure it can. He doesn’t even have to be overpriced. You can literally run any regular fast food restaurant with tubes like this at no additional cost per day. All you have to do is buy buildings that used to be banks, or install them before open just like anything else. What do you even think the scale issue is?
>scale issue
Franchising. Franchises make money by owning property and leasing that to franchisees.
If you can get a bank you're saving... what? A few thousand on a tube system? but you still have to remodel and install a freezer and redo floors with tiles/drains, install kitchen plumbing. I think you're better off adding tubes to an existing restaurant location, and maybe even setting up a limited/no face to face system. Just punch in a code at a tube, pick up burrito you ordered/paid for online. Could be pretty fast.
Have some cash and want to try it? I'm bored and want to make a burrito bank. A streamling a menu could be pretty fun, and setting things up for no face to face means few annoying customers.
You could also probably send large amounts of human excrement through those tubes if certain types of customers started showing up. If they get uppity just hide in the vault
tangentially related, there is a Mcdonald's in Pearl City Hawaii that uses a conveyor belt to deliver food to the drivers side. Kinda interesting.
I have had this idea for years
>Camping/outdoor themed restaurant
>chairs are logs(with back support)
>tables center around a fake campfire
>all menu items are themed around simple outdoor but restaurant quality
>things like Grilled Salmon, Venison and various sausages
>deserts is shit like smores or chocolate bananas
>décor is something like the Rainforest cafe but more coniferous forest themed
how do you source venison? there are not a lot of deer farms and they really dont have that much deer in the farms
Reminded me of a restaurant we went to once when I was a kid that had deer outside and you could pet them and feed them when they came up to the fence, and then you could go into the restaurant and order deer meat.
wait so it's not actually outdoors?
I’ll give you $50,000 for 25% until I make my investment back, then drop to 15%
I have an idea
>hot dog vending machine
>one half gives you a hot bun
>the other half dispenses a hot dog
>can order one or the other separately if you want some sandwich bread or to just suck on a hot dog on it's own
glass is already bullet proof
built in vault refitted to walk in fridge
the burrito ingredients must be protected
I think you're on to something great here
Those pneumatic tubes and canisters for sending messages are so cool. They're obsolete but they'd make fantastic novelty items.
>went to a patio at the end of September
>sat in a wheelbarrow
Pretty comfy