I just ate ~80 uncooked chickpeas before I realized you have to cook them first. This was an hour ago. What do?
I just ate ~80 uncooked chickpeas before I realized you have to cook them first. This was an hour ago. What do?
I just ate ~80 uncooked chickpeas before I realized you have to cook them first. This was an hour ago. What do?
Uncooked meaning dried? You'd break your teeth. If you mean straight from the can, that's fine, they're already cooked.
Imagine having weak teeth and no molars
this is what I was snacking on.
my dad ate this once he died
how did he eat them once he was dead?
Are you a squirrel?
no. I didn't think they were that hard.
At least you didn't eat uncooked soiboi beans. I once ate like a bowl of raw soaked soiboi beans and ended up shitting my ass off. The hardest shit I ever had.
Drink boiling water
Leptin poisoning, I'm afraid.
How did you even eat them? Did you just swallow them whole? Those things are hard.
I've always liked eating hard stuff. Grew up eating ice.
>its another Culinaly poisons itself thread
My favorite.
liar, post a photo of your teeth. also fresh chickpeas straight from the plant are okay to eat, used to do it as a kid
High chance your body does not properly digest it and you can't pass the stools. Preemptively buy the biggest enema bag you can find, you will need it.
Or a bottle of magnesium citrate and a tall glass of water.
>magnesium citrate
this gave me Crohn's disease
Say glownagger, otherwise you are one, dumb triptard
Chickpeas are not poisonous. Beans are.
You are safe.
Chickpeas are beans you fucking retard they just don't contain phytohaemagglutinin.
Well, if you still have your teeth, congratulations. If you don't get a major intestinal blockage, be prepared for one of the most memorable stools in 24-48 hours.
Drink lots of water and Gatorade. Prepare for massive, painful constipation.
get in a steaming hot bath
well now you got to deal with Oligosaccharides
>I just ate ~80 uncooked chickpeas before I realized you have to cook them first. This was an hour ago. What do?
people eat canned chickpeas, rinsed, for a salad topping. did you mean canned when you stated uncooked?
>he counted to 80 whilst eating rocks
retard
what's the update, OP?
Jej another Culinaly classic