I just got one of these "oranges from Ohio" and it was obscenely good.

I just got one of these "oranges from Ohio" and it was obscenely good. By far the sweetest fruit I've ever eaten. I looked it up and they have 29 grams of sugar in each one. Can it even be considered healthy to eat these things?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like my testicle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see a doctor bro

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like my puckered anus

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not that healthy, no. Fruit isn't that healthy and shouldn't be half your diet.
    Nice dessert, though. And natural fructose isn't exactly concentrated corn syrup, not that bad either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Fruit, instead of..." I think is the key and why Doctors seem to generally approve of it as a choice. Unless you're an autist and decide to eat 32 Ohio oranges in a day you're probably better off. Way more fibre than a candy bar or a bowl of ice cream.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks perfect for cramming

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yo SUMO
    I always wanted to be trying these but they went out of season before I knew where to buy some

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should be in season now. When I was in college I used to work at a fancy grocery store and we'd get them every year mid or late January to like March or April. We'd always scan out a bunch to cut up and sample and always scan out way more than we'd need so we could just snack on them in the back because they're delicious. I have a specific Sumo Citrus branded tote bag and beanie somewhere in my house because they always sent goodies when they sent us end cap merchandising stuff like cardboard displays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A store like The Fresh Market or a Whole Foods would probably have them

      They should be in season now. When I was in college I used to work at a fancy grocery store and we'd get them every year mid or late January to like March or April. We'd always scan out a bunch to cut up and sample and always scan out way more than we'd need so we could just snack on them in the back because they're delicious. I have a specific Sumo Citrus branded tote bag and beanie somewhere in my house because they always sent goodies when they sent us end cap merchandising stuff like cardboard displays

      Found the hat, dunno where the tote bag is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I frickin NEED THAT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought this bad boy are you proud of me anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Walk into a store with that on and tell them you're a sumo inspector/merchandiser

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit has fiber, water, vitamin C, antioxidants and polyphenols, etc. Those things make it harder to overeat and it helps prevent blood sugar spikes like you get from refined sugar. Adding tons of refined sugar to food isn't good, but there isn't really much problem with fruit. I've never felt bad after eating fruit but I'd feel bad after drinking soda.

    There could be an argument that a lot of modern varieties of fruit are less nutritious, because they're only bred for size, shelf life, transportability, and sweetness. But I don't think that means the fruit is actually unhealthy, it just could be better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never feel bad after drinking soda, it's probably placebo for you

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oranges are for fools.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aw hell naw bruh pffttt wuhahahahahah naaaaww that the most ohio lookin aah oranges i ever seen

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sumo oranges are the best oranges
    ugly as frick, but they taste better than any other orange

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a prolapsed butthole

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