I just moved to NYC from Texas and I can't stop thinking about Blue Bell Ice Cream. Nothing I can find here is the same. How the hell am I supposed to get my fucking fix?
I just moved to NYC from Texas and I can't stop thinking about Blue Bell Ice Cream.
Only thing worse are those square great value neapolitian ice cream jugs
Have you tried shopping places like walmart or better? Instead of whatever naggermart you are going to idiot? Bluebell is sold in all 50 states.
I've never seen it in New York and this is from their website
>that colorado island
Hawaii and Alaska don't exist in Blue Bell's America :<
Interesting how despite being made in Texas and distributed semi-nationally they aren't in all of state like that dot in the middle of it or the southern tip near the Gulf of Mexico.
This map isn't accurate, I've been able to buy it in Nebraska for a long time
we're supposed to be in inbred degenerates but yankee's dont even pay attention to whats being sold in their grocery stores. hope you didn't have to choke on daddy's dick to hard to get that trust fund money, you sissy fuck.
It is literally a regional product you inbred retard
We don't need you hicks here. Go back.
Tell your homosexualy fellow new yorkers to stay out of Texas, then. Fuck off, we're full.
Actual its tejas now sir, 80% Hispanic. You should be say we don't need you Hispanics here.
No hablo ingles senor
Just go buy some at your local HEB or Randall's and stop being such a whiny homosexual.
>I just moved to NYC from Texas
People keep moving here for some reason. 2 people from my job recently moved here from Florida. Like why?
>moved to NYC from Texas
nobody does this though.
you do when you're an artfag going to overpriced college on a scholarship. Love Texas but no way in hell am I staying in that shithole state.
you chose your own desires over community. suck it up and pay the price. a lack of a brand of ice cream is a pretty small price
Trannies don't deserve Blue Bell.
>Love Texas
>that shithole state
You deserve to be replaced by AI
Fleeing hyper-progressives do
Simple. Just take any old brand of ice cream, and piss in it. That'll make the taste identical.
they sell blue bell ice cream at hill country bbq on 26th street. they also sell shiner bock and whatever other texan shit you want
stop being a homosexual and buy whatever regional dairy is stuck servicing NYC. or just do breyers
>or just do breyers
why would one do breyers to themselves under any circumstance
Talenti?
Listeria is not exclusive to Texas. You'll be fine.
It's no different than any other goyslop.
what are you even trying to say here?
you know carob beans, guar beans and vanilla beans aren't the same as soy beans, right?
I didn't say they were, you potato. They are shitty replacements for egg yolk as a thickener. Here's the full list of ingredients. If you still think this isn't goyslop then you are completely hopeless and should stick to the fast food threads.
israelites love Blue Bell though, so by definition it isn't goyslop.
Tellem, anon. Real, quality ice cream does not contain:
>corn syrup
>artificial flavor
>any kind of artificial thickening agent - this one has fucking FOUR
>coloring, artificial or not
This garbage has cellulose, guar, carrageenan, AND carob bean gums, like jesus christ it must be 90% milk with a bunch of thickeners thrown in to trick you into thinking you're eating ice cream. Pic is what the ingredients for vanilla ice cream should look like.
Got a Midwest secret flavor in my freezer. Made a delicious mt dew float with it.
Dear Blue Bell Bros., which Van' is the 'nilla-est?
Left has le corn syrup, so right.
Left is better tasting, so left.
It's fucking ice cream. Stop over analyzing ingredient labels and eat what tastes good.
Thanks
Buy some cake cones too.
It's the quintessential kids birthday vanilla flavor.
The left is my favorite vanilla, it’s distinctive though, it tastes pretty different from other vanillas
You’ve never bought groceries
Turkey Hill?
I wipe my ass with blue bell ice-cream.
whenever I see a tub in the store, I drop my pants take a shit in the tub and wipe my ass on the lid.
>mass market globohomo brand is the best ice cream I've ever had
this is just sad
There's a famous phrase: 'People in Hell want ice-water'.
New Yorkers don't deserve Blue Bell.
Go find a high-rent hole to expire in!
Tillamook ya mook
>blue bell
enjoy your pre-licked listeria infected garbage
This was the best ice cream I've ever had in my life.
I prefer HEB ice cream
If you have a car drive upstate to one of the close-ish creameries that actually produce their shit on site. Bellvale creamery is one good example, run by a bunch of luddite weirdos but their craft is solid, but there are a few others scattered around. Otherwise you're going to be cucked out of 99% of all delicious ice cream unless you are getting the really expensive shit at rip-off supermarkets in the city.
At least you know your ice cream is AI free just as Ludd intended. What are you some Tri Tachyon demon worshiper?
Texas does have the most based ice cream companies, Blue Bell and the HEB Brand are excellent in flavor and in texture.
I find Tillamook to be a decent enough substitute but it's also regional
Probably some good creameries in upstate NY or in PA out in Amish.
Go to Outback Steak House and order an ice cream.
I always wondered why you couldn't buy this brand in stores until I moved to FL.
Tillamook is pretty comparable