I just ordered one of these. What am I in for?

I just ordered one of these. What am I in for?
https://hestanculinary.com/products/nanobond-clad-skillet-fry-pan

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    an increase in estrogens

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you buy a cast iron pan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody can buy a cast iron pan, they are the cheapest and shittiest kind of pans available.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >non-stick without using carcinogenic crap
        >increases your iron intake for free
        >lasts virtually forever
        I see no issue here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          here is how cast iron is in the real world:
          >just as sticky as stainless
          >disgusting layer made out of carcinogenic burn food remains
          >adds a rancid taste to all the food
          >requires constantly maintenance to keep it from rusting
          >unusable with anything remotely acidic
          >disgusting
          >lasts the same as stainless pan
          >worst heat conduction and capacity of all the pan materials
          >adds disgusting crap to your food
          >cheap so it is the only thing poorgays can afford
          get a job and buy a stainless pan

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            people who gave up on cast iron after two weeks telling people who have been using the same pan for a decade how cast iron works
            just admit it's a skill issue

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              just admit that you fell for a meme and stop lying to yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                got two carbon steel and 3 cast iron pans that I've been using a while, the first one I bought 9 years ago. None of them have rusted or have any visible damage, all are easily cleaned with water, a brush, and heat. All are actually more nonstick than my ceramic pan and vastly more nonstick than my steel pots. You don't have the experience or skill to have an opinion on this matter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >extremely brittle material
            >needs to be very thick and heavy to not break
            >tiny handle because a longer one would break
            >impossible to sautee with it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >extremely brittle material
            >needs to be very thick and heavy to not break
            >tiny handle because a longer one would break
            >impossible to sautee with it

            all wrong

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
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              skill issue

              Some points are right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everybody can buy a cast iron pan, they are the cheapest and shittiest kind of pans available.

            They work really well when you season them properly and don't throw them through the dishwasher. The low price is just a bonus. If you're too stupid to season them properly then they're not gonna be for you though.

            Also Cast iron is marginally more thermally conductive than stainless steel, but the difference is small. CI will end up being more even after some time due to the high thermal mass though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              stainless pans have a layer of aluminum or copper you disingenuous clown

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                3-ply and 5-ply ones do anon, but those are different and very expensive things.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >constantly maintenance
            If you're too moronic to do the bare minimum in upkeep you shouldn't be anywhere near a stove tbh

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i have a job, so i can afford better pans and use my time for more interesting things than fixing the seasoning of a shitty pan to stop it from leeching toxic heavy metals into my food

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                post pan collection.
                guaranteed this is just larp, and you're cooking on Walmart nonstick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2 weeks of nonstick comparable to a well-seasoned cast iron/carbon steel pan, followed by a normal steel pan experience. Good thing you paid 160 for that instead of 15-20 bucks for a carbon steel

        >cheapest
        Yes, just about
        >shittiest
        Let me guess, "after two weeks it's all rusted out!" lolol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        here is how cast iron is in the real world:
        >just as sticky as stainless
        >disgusting layer made out of carcinogenic burn food remains
        >adds a rancid taste to all the food
        >requires constantly maintenance to keep it from rusting
        >unusable with anything remotely acidic
        >disgusting
        >lasts the same as stainless pan
        >worst heat conduction and capacity of all the pan materials
        >adds disgusting crap to your food
        >cheap so it is the only thing poorgays can afford
        get a job and buy a stainless pan

        just admit that you fell for a meme and stop lying to yourself

        >extremely brittle material
        >needs to be very thick and heavy to not break
        >tiny handle because a longer one would break
        >impossible to sautee with it

        because it is impossible to reason with cast iron cultists, it is a religion for them

        skill issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everybody can, but only smart people do. idiots of all classes and walks of life agree that cast iron is too hard for them to use.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          go back to r*ddit with the rest of the rest of smart people like you.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the coating will be gone in two weeks, but at least you will still have a stainless pan after that, i guess.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should make like a teflon applicator so you take a carbon steel pan, spray it with teflon periodically to keep it nonstick with scrubbing function to completely clean it if needed

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't threads ever not devolve into fighting?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because it is impossible to reason with cast iron cultists, it is a religion for them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because I came here to fight

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks OP for reminding me to order another chink sauce pan for everyday use including beating up people with it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR IN FOR PAIN!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >find white le creuset 10in cast iron pan and 10in vollrath co stainless pan at local thrifty, for 25 bucks all told
    I fricking love the thrifty.
    gotta find a Dutch oven now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your thrift store sounds overpriced to me. I work at a resale shop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how is a 13 dollar le creuset pan overpriced?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am happy with my set of 2 stainless pans for $30 from Costco.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And before I get called a poorgay, here's my 12.5in Hestan ProBond.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Not a poorgay"
        >T.Keller insignia collection

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nta but it's better to be a poorgay than just a plain ole homosexual like yourself kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What are you even trying to say? Are you saying that you have the Helen Keller edition, therefore are superior, or are you insinuating that I have it, and therefore am a poorgay?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hestan
    >He'stan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was a bit disappointed when I found out "Hestan" is actually a portmanteau of the first names of the couple that started the company, Helen and Stanley Cheng. I thought "Hestan" sounded Germanic or something, but then you find out it's a couple of Chinese people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        haha get fricked homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get fricked in what way, exactly? It's still high quality made in Italy cookware, I just didn't expect the people who own the company to be some old Chinese people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the fact that this rests at all on your fragile white little mind tickles me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You talk like a gay, and your shit is all gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and you can only speak in late memes, election tourist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What cookware is suitable for the white man? Don't suggest anything from a made up non-country either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They look much happier as Italians.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just post your card info seeing you love wasting money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post your Culinaly wish list.

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