I just went to Chick-fil-A and wtf?

$5 for a milkshake and they cut the size in half. Since when?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta make the shareholders happy eh, ain't that beautiful? Now go back to your cubicle and make me more money.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My pleasure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek what the frick is your problem, brown noser. Wife wont frick you anymore so you fill your time with work?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chickfila doesn't have shareholders moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Now go back to your cubicle and make me more money
        I wish I had a fricking cushy desk job. Id probably have a home and a car and a wife too.

        They also don't have cubicles at their headquarters. Everyone gets their own office. It might be small, but it has walls that go all the way from the floor to the ceiling and a door that closes. You might not have a window to the outside but you'll at least have a window into a hallway that has natural light.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grass isn't always greener when a cell is a cell.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhhm... akshully... every corporation has shareholders. public or private

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Now go back to your cubicle and make me more money
      I wish I had a fricking cushy desk job. Id probably have a home and a car and a wife too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chick fil a has shareholders

      homosexual, you need to be 18 or older to post here
      if you want to be edgy, as well as just literally wrong, go back to your subr*ddit of choice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, I'll be good. I just need a few more quarters and my brother can buy beer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh shareholders
      this is pure inflation care of the government, delusional redditor

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going to the company cafeteria and it's nothing but what they sell in the restaurants. How long before you get sick of it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the variety there I'd say pretty quickly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the soup like?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thick, almost slimy.

        https://i.imgur.com/hVaY7UU.jpeg

        Wonder why they have such a large, solid gate outside their headquarters. Are they expecting the Walking Dead?

        College Park is a high crime area.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Years ago, they went from two sizes to one to simplify the menu and improve speed of service. They also kept increasing prices to the point that I rarely order milkshakes anymore.

          It's mostly . Greenbriar Mall, the location of the first Chick-fil-A, which is nearby has had lots of crime of safety issues and it got to the point that the company closed down the store.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I interviewed for a job there but the commute down there seemed like it would suck. They're also very autistic about not allowing overtime for salaried employees, so everyone works 8am-5pm, which puts everyone into peak rush hour traffic all at the same time. The stated reason is they want everyone to spend more time with their families so managers aren't allowed to make employees work past 5pm but being dumped into Atlanta traffic at five would suck, especially if you are sane enough to live far away from that area.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Had the chic fil a leave our mall as well due to uhh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually pretty good. It's a rotisserie style chicken noodle soup, so it has egg noodles in it and it's got a good thick broth. Perfect for a bread bowl. I don't remember how good the chicken bits are - so that part is kinda forgettable.

        You could probably make better at home, but it beats the shit out of all canned chicken noodle soup, and is better than most other place's attempts, including grocery stores. But that is a low bar to clear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those 2012 prices
      WE USED TO BE A REAL COUNTRY

      Jokes aside, my mind has solidified these prices as what a fast food meal should cost. Anytime a combo is near 10 dollars I feel like an old man yelling about how hamburgers used to cost a nickel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wendy's spicy chicken combo was 3.69 when I learned how to drive in the mid 200xs, I fricking miss it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wendy's spicy chicken combo was 3.69 when I learned how to drive in the mid 200xs, I fricking miss it.

        seriously
        used to go to taco bell, whataburger and jack in the box from 00 to 06
        Now that I think about it, I used to like chikfila a lot back when it was a mall store in the 90s.
        I can only imagine what the prices are now. The bits and pieces I see are fricking astoundingly ridiculous.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just make your own meals at home.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$7.50 for fricking soup and rabbit food
      the four horsemen of the apocalypse can't come sooner

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God's punishment for being homophobic, sorry sweetie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until you receive Gods punishment for being a condescending little twink

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will it be angel anal with the biggest wiener in the universe?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald’s did this too, the McFlurries are tiny now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bullshit thing is the menus at the drive thru and in the store still have the large sized pictures

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/B5v3M3c.jpeg

      $5 for a milkshake and they cut the size in half. Since when?

      >people b***h for years about how fast food companies "enable obesity in poor people" by offering massive portions for low prices
      >fast food companies agree to reduce portion sizes to move away from that image
      >now they are called greedy fricks for causing 'shrinkflation'
      Just can't win can they

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why they have such a large, solid gate outside their headquarters. Are they expecting the Walking Dead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is a company protecting their assets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be only good fast food in a sea of shit options
      >be quality christian food, not goyslop like the rest
      >angry protestors angry because israelites told them to be
      >riots at your headquarters to get you to toe the line

      Gotta defend yourself against the modern zombie rabble anon. The police sure as frick won't, they clearly only stand for israelite assets.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you washed your hands more your fingernails wouldnt be so dirty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not me it's just a picture on Google. My fingernail are plenty clean and I wash my hands frequently.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        understood

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So don't go there anymore then.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop looking at me like that. It's turning me on!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since Biden took office and his handlers gutted US energy, printed trillions more for "covid relief" after the trillions printed already and keeping all the states that they control locked down. Specifically California, which unfortunately is home to important shipping ports.

    Death to the left.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to Chick-fil-A for the first time when I went to LA last year. Grilled chicken on a gluten-free bun was actually quite good

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who did you steal that from?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I went to this fricking place, I spent $20 on some chicken tenders, a small side and a drink that didn't even fill me up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faaaattttttt

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much liquid ice cream do you desire, fatty?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faaaattttttt

      You already said that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope fatty fatty boombalatty

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not any better at other fast food restaurants.
    Cold Stone has their shakes that are $9, all they do is scoop ice cream and a bit of milk. Might as well buy a cartoon of ice cream and make your own.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need more?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit-fil-a also has shrinkflation
    >this is somehow surprising

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We actually got 2 new stand alone stores when the one in our mall closed, they just had to shut down that one because the staff kept getting harassed by blacks. Our mall is basically it's own ghetto.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrink-Fil-Ation

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got a $5 shake from steak n shake...four nights ago? i still have more than half left. eat a few bites after work, put it back in the freezer. i wanna try that $5 shake from pulp fiction though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's your body weight?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        162~
        i'm fat from all this alcohol not from actual food

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milkshakes are icecream with a splash of milk.
    It's the least effort thing imagineable and you deserve what you get.

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