I like the concept of a bloody Mary but not the actual drink, itself.

I like the concept of a bloody Mary but not the actual drink, itself.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cool story

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trans BTW

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    maybe tomato soup is more your thing

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for some reason this hurts my chest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some vodkas are loaded with sulfites

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yummy with lots of hot sauce

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They sound gross imo but they're actually pretty good, especially when they're spicy. I don't have a pic rel but when you go to brunch and they don't serve bloody mary's it's a look of disapproval from me.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you dont have to like something because you can appreciate why people like it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're dogshit. The concept is all ooh hangover cure. It's not. But I've ended up just drinking them because more alcohol.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bloody mary?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They can be delicious. The one in your pic looks good. Infact it makes me want one right now.
      However they are often pretty shit due to using cheap bloody mary mix and turning it into a meme drink like in these posts

      https://i.imgur.com/gynifEL.jpg

      Bloody?... Mary?

      https://i.imgur.com/8Xf2d2j.jpg

      [...]
      you are but a child compared to me!

      https://i.imgur.com/6jJKLzr.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/nzqsfAh.jpg

      They're gross and always come with shrimp, egg, mozzarella sticks or pepperoni and they always put so much tabasco on them it may as well be hot sauce soup

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody?... Mary?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you are but a child compared to me!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The weapon they fear

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're gross and always come with shrimp, egg, mozzarella sticks or pepperoni and they always put so much tabasco on them it may as well be hot sauce soup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only in americlap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it have a fricking orchid in it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        arhm.. i have an unpopular opinion to share, a raw egg yolk in a bloody mary is actually pretty nice, kinda like a prairie oyster

        look like some kind of string cheese

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's string cheese, they always shove it in bloody marys

          I'm pretty sure it's an orchid, and those are aerial roots

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No that's just a basil leaf, it's cheese

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's clearly cheese but for some reason people give my wife orchids to kill and I know an orchid when I see one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's string cheese, they always shove it in bloody marys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Can I get a mild Bloody Mary, without the apps menu up top, please? ... Yeah, just a basic one, not the $30 drink special.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>"no, our bloody marys come as is but we have several varieties to choose from"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >In that case, I'll have a Coke.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Coming right up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I knew Portland was a bad idea.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its ai you dumbshit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I thought we were still playing out that scenario where I couldn't order a drink without a god damned rainforest of processed food. I could only think of two places where someone would try that hard to frick with someone ordering a coke - Vegas and Portland.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You'd be wrong, bloody marys just come like that in the midwest

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Would a glass of cola?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              AI slop

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ai generated trash

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is that a micropenis in the middle? And a fricking brush below it to the right? Four(4) straws!? This AI is unhinged!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does no one go to a bar and order a normal ass Bloody Mary any more

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps a screwdriver with a little hat would be more to your liking.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the tomato juice with pic related, and you might like the drink better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Clamato, but everyone except for musicians and Canadians seems to find Caesars weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Canuck here. I drink clamato almost every morning. Goes great with muh eggs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This might blow your mind, or make you gag, but I have only ever had one musician turn down a gin caesar with a blue cheese olive. They all kind of go "What the frick?" when they hear it, and then they order a few more and the show the next day's a bit of a shitshow.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m a writer and I’ll drink warm gin neat out of a dirty coffee mug but that sounds delicious

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In that case
              ... not to encourage bad habits, of course, but you can "sweeten" black coffee and espresso with tequila.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't day-drink, seen too many colleagues go down that path
                Same goes for coke and painkillers and I won't commit perjury on the 4473

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It might only be because I'm not a full-time musician, but I don't get how these guys I work for can do it. Getting drunk every day. Doing drugs every day. Fried food and coke/pepsi (with or without whiskey) every day.
                In times of plenty when I'm starting to stress, I might have 4-5 drinks a week. I might do a wee bit of speed once just before a tour to stay up long enough to make shit happen; I do opium maybe once a year, and I morning/day drink to a mild buzz maybe once a season on a day off or on the day after the last show of a tour when we're all going home. I don't have the time to be messed up - I have to be on the ball 99% of my waking life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's that a lot of people give up on long-term memory and think life is vast and long, so they get in the habit of altering their state, then they realize they've burned up a large part of their life, but it's better to be high than live, so they double down on their habits
                While some habits are worse than others, the worst I've seen has to be weed. Not because it's particularly bad even in large amounts, but specifically because it's not particularly bad, and people who smoke weed regularly burn through their life and animus
                I know some people have enough character to smoke and grow, but they're the exception. Most people smoke weed and burn out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The green is definitely a downtime only, post-dinner thing. I smoke a pinner and I'm slow for two days.
                I was given a/the literal boot with a tiny placard glued to the toe that said "SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!" at the end of a run with a stoner metal band... and an explanatory email that the guys like me and love working with me, but between my brand new steel toes and my non-smoking, they were always trying not to call me a narc.
                I joined them in the fall.
                They called me Narco Polo.
                Love them stoner freaks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well, to be fair, I don't know many people who partake, so my view is narrow
                I had two very close friends in college adopt a weed life and they went from being a respected economist and medical engineer, respectively, to guys who fixed computers at a glorified Geek Squad
                And one chick I knew who I thought had a decent handle of it once got super-high and told me it's fine for women to have sex with dogs because it's obvious they can consent and I was like, JFC, your dog is right here FFS

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            blue cheese olive and ceaser/bloody is very good combo

            everyone in here who doesn’t like bloody or caesar’s is probably 19 years old

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's the gin that ties it together.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            all pungent and i appreciate the tomato gets to be acidic instead of sweetened

            https://i.imgur.com/LOIrRI4.jpg

            Replace the tomato juice with pic related, and you might like the drink better.

            i've done this with the spicy version, it's passable

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite drink. I drink it any time of the day, and I often drink it virgin if I don't have any alcohol at home. Tomato juice is my go to juice and I love Worcestershire sauce, so I usually have what I need at home. I wish there were more drinks that weren't sweet or bitter but just tasty. I've had moderate success with mixing vinegar, red wine and capers and stuff into vodka, but it's not really there.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tangential:
    Whenever I have wine, I expect it to taste more like grape juice, and am disappointed every time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Switch to cognac

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like both
    needs a drop of something really spicy though.
    i'm a simple guy, i used "finest call" premix and whatever vodka is 5x or more distilled for around $10. Sometimes put in my own olives, pickled jalapenos/pickles

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Michelada > Bloody Mary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beer laced Bloody Maria > Well made Bloody Mary > Average Michelada > Shitty Bloody Mary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was in San Juan Capistrano and had a michelada and they moistened the rim of the glass with lime, then heavily crusted it with a salt/sugar/chili pepper mix. Fricking delicious.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vodka and clamato
    done
    keep the actual food OUT of my drink and give it to me on a plate; i hate the places that put eighteen million pieces of shit into your drink
    fricking disgusting

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love bloody maries. I enjoy them every weekend morning. You guys have any tips or go to stuff for your bloody maries? What is your go to mix? For me it's mr and Mrs T.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here ya go

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guy Fieri surprisingly serves a pretty mean bloody mary. It has strips of thick cut bacon on it with a ton of pepper, so as far as wacky garnishes go it wasn't too egregious

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