i like to slice dates and stuff them. i call them gourmet dates. what's your secret food hacks?

i like to slice dates and stuff them.
i call them gourmet dates.
what's your secret food hacks?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4. stuff your mom
    >inb4. stuff your ass
    >inb4. sneed
    >inb4. seethe
    >inb4. black "people"

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is probably meant as a shitpost but that looks unironically really good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's gourmet dates of course it's really good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      romans would do that actually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a legitimate thing and they are good.

      Chocolate covered dates stuffed with almonds taste how I imagine heaven is like.

      And they should taste that good, considering that they're like 200 calories EACH

      >Chocolate covered dates stuffed with almonds taste how I imagine heaven is like.
      100%
      When these bad boys are in season, I bulk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That prolapsed shitting butthole looks tasty.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take a prune
    >Pit it
    >Slice it
    >Stuff with sauted chicken liver
    >Wrap in bacon
    >Bake it
    Devils on horseback

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prunes
      now we're talking
      those little frickers are full of flavor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ewwwwwwwwwwww

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dates have such a boring flavor
    just sweet and nothing else
    they only taste good chopped up and added to granola or smashed and used as a sweetener

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the worst dates taste of nothing. They should have toffee/caramel/vanilla etc. flavours.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >secret food hacks
    >posts traditional middle eastern food

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stuff your mom
    stuff your ass
    sneed
    Seethe
    black "people

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate covered dates stuffed with almonds taste how I imagine heaven is like.

    And they should taste that good, considering that they're like 200 calories EACH

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stuffed with gorgonzola wrapped in bacon. Chad candy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dates
    sand people food

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take beer. Empty beer into bread tin.
    Add flour.
    Add mashed banana.
    Mix.
    Cook.

    Beernana Bread.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    certified #gamer #snack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have it on good authority that preparing dates requires you to give them a lengthy and satisfying handjob

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, what are you using to cram?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you buy your bottom shelf liquor with a $100 bill, the cashier will think you're rich enough to have nothing smaller than $100 and are thus an eccentric rich person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baller tip

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was around 28 y/o, 8 walked into the living room and announced I had gotten a date. Mom just stared. But then I showed her the fruit I bought and she liked the joke so much she cried.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had a date before. Either kind.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to take dates and throw them in the trash where they belong.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i like to slice dates and stuff them.
    Same dude, but what does dating have to do with cooking?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should try moistening them with some nut butter. Majdoline dates in particular are dry.
    Dates in my c**tree are quite rich and succulent thoughever. The nut butter plays on the texture in that case

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >74$ for the macadamia ones
    Worth it. Very glad a friend from Dubai redpilled me on Bateel.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bottom one looks like a british persons teeth

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