I literally cant crack this egg, wtf

I literally cant crack this egg, wtf

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ironically if you eat more eggs you'll be able to crack the egg. don't despair godspeed anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just tried and I can crack it long ways but can't break it tall ways. i dont get it. it was the same with the other eggs

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female hands

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female words

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no that's what a diabetics hands look like, it's the reason the nails look weird
      OP needs a doctor

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bread

    Fatty detected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you put 2 olive slices and a slice of sausage/pepperoni/tomato on there it’d look like you’re chopping Shin-chan in half

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ketoschizo moment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fatty moment

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow real tiny midget hunter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, he can now climb onto it and ride it like Midna

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ManlyTears kills a puppy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol imagine smelling like fish and piss 24/7 to own the libtards

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather have smelly piss than be a gross fatty like bread eaters.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I eat bread every day and I weigh less and smell better than you. have a nice day.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol fatty mad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't stop myself from eating an entire loaf of bread because I'm a weak willed homosexual moron
                >I smell like shit because I gorge myself on bacon and cheese
                >but you're a fatty because you eat sandwiches!
                commit suicide

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he still huffin' puffin' mad XD

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >typed this post with Cheetos fingers
                you're very funny and original anon, such troll much wow.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >libsharts think keto is an alt-right russian conspiracy now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            funny thing it unironically originated from reddit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zozzy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably a man using the womens toilets because hes a "transgender" in 2024

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >probably

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually far more probable that a person who avoids carbs to the extent that he stops eating bread altogether is fat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off with your logic

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way this is true but I'm not going to waste an egg.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank u hungry skeltal

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You a tiny grasshopper

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried cramming it first?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tricked a kid into squishing an egg in his hand by doing that and explaining if you squeeze it like that it's almost impossible to break the shell for science reasons. I told him he was very strong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I simply do this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the pot of egg out of nowhere
        i never noticed that lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Just... why?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humiliation ritual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        infant annihilator is my favorite birthday theme

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate this at the deepest levels my soul. Fricking thurdies trying to firstie. Every fricking time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The kid was probably a jerk that had broken a bunch of eggs on purpose. Do you think he willdo it again? 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >probably

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't break and egg you're holding up-and-down (base in palm, tip facing up. I've won hundreds of dollars betting morons who thought they were the strongest guy on earth to break a single egg with their hand, they can't

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a man
    Your pooner ass can't even crack an egg lmao

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs dont crack under pressure.

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