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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hooked up with an Indian woman once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hooked up with an Indian woman once.
      eww

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it at a buffet?
      If so, weird flex, but GO YOU!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >banging a pajeeta while eating freshly baked garlic naan
        Sounds like a nice lunch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pajeeta
          It's called Puja you fricking inbred Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Was it at a buffet?
        she WAS the buffet
        smelled like curry even
        licked her dot off. she cummed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what that smell like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she didn't know what to say

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pakistani BVLLS own Indian bawds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pakistani BVLLS own Indian bawds
        mudslime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that they smell like cumin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The smell like fenugreek, as will anyone who consumes fenugreek. It comes out of your sweat pores.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Russell Peters correct, Indian women are spicy down there?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        russell peters is an unfunny homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be seeing one tomorrow. Honestly it's awesome. Something about the Anglo blood just tells me "This is right". She's just a young woman in an ~~*open relationship*~~ with her ~~*girlfriend*~~ (#transwomenarewomen) but is fun to talk to, has a tight little body, thick thighs, and enjoys getting blown out with HWD that isn't handicapped by estrogen injections. Really loving it. I am very attracted to Indian (and also Pakistani) women but seeing her has been my first experience with any. In this case the curry-smell thing doesn't hold true, because she doesn't eat a lot of curries like her mother made growing up. So I'm not sure actually if the "curry-smell" is supposed to be from certain spices that express themselves through sweat and mucous membranes (in the asparagus-piss type of sense) or if the smell is supposed to come from your whole house and all of your belongings being saturated in the smell of long-stewing heavily-spiced dishes in poorly-ventilated housing.

      W/e. Love Indian women. Simple as. I see them in the grocery store with their white boyfriends and I love it. Colonizer Dick is a beautiful affliction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw pasty white european boy
      >will never find a cute indian girl to cook naga phall curry for you because her family wouldn't approve of foreigner stealing their daughter
      I am jealous of your experience and wish you bottomless stomach to taste all the flavours she can serve you.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they put cornstarch in the curry to fill you up so you can't eat too much

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was one by me that closed during covid and now they only do a buffet on the weekend

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    indian food looks and tastes like diarrhea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tastes like diarrhea
      An expert in shit eating are you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If my shit tasted like that, I'd eat it all the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you I don’t eat shit but every time I imagine eating shit it tastes like Indian food.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >An expert in shit eating are you?
        Yes, how could you tell?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >have mouth herpes
          >get cold sore for first time in four years
          >mild annoyance for a week tops, even less if I buy the medicine but it's not even worth it
          >this one fricking guy that happened to get monkeypox on his lip suddenly became plastered all over media
          frick you, houston man

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Bob's vegan Indian Restaurant & Buffet

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yellow goo
    >orange goo
    >light brown goo
    >dark brown goo
    >orange goo #2
    For me, it’s orange #2

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best sloppa around

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