I love sandwiches. No other food has such a wide variety of texture and taste combinations.

I love sandwiches. No other food has such a wide variety of texture and taste combinations.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same here!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not so sure that's a hammy sammy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could at least peel the skin off to make it appear as if somebody would actually eat that.
      Meanwhile I have some shit I put at the bottom of my parrot's enclosure you can have that too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking homosexual, cucumber skin too strong for you? Why so weak? I bet you peel your potatos as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they would look like pepe with some eyes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally going to make this for dinner tonight, this picture got me more excited than it should have

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post recipe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ham, capicola, salami, provolone

        lettuce, tomato, onion, peppers.

        picrel looks like it has some kind of smoked pepper in oil, or pickled pepper stuff on it.

        oil and vinegar

        I like mayo and mustard too, but I'm a heathen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gabagool
          you know it's just fat and nitrates right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its a freaking sandwich

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    agree'd. anything I have, my thoughts go to "should I put this on bread?" and most of the time, yes. porkchop sandwiches are my favorite. cook chops as normal, remove the meat from the bone, put some sort of cheese on the chop and broil until the cheese is decent.
    put it on any bread, god I love bread, even 88c walmart white sandwich bread.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What kind of unconventional sandwiches are you making? You putting filling between two burly men as google recommends?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to update Google on what's popular these days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jezus fricking christ someone tell the artist to clean their art this shit peeves me so bad.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I still prefer herb bread. But if I can't hold it together because I've finally used too much meat, cheese, vegetables, peppers; then I wrap it tight in wax or parchment paper and couple of little pieces of gorilla tape at the seams so I can tear it apart as I eat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the meeting of lettuce. I'll never buy it because the whole head goes bad before using it. The marriage between mayonnaise, salt, pepper, lettuce, and tomato, I'm eating a good sandwich.
      What is it called when you're not satisfied with a meal unless it contains meat? I always silently judged my friend about it, and I'm afraid he was right. To feel unsatiated because there wasn't turkey, whatever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i believe thats called fatassery of the highest order

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's probably why I keep eating the sandwiches at angles so I get different flavors, using the bread as a palate cleanser.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sandwiches are based
    >portable as frick, can wrap it up in anything
    >can carry it around for a few hours without refrigeration
    >does not need to be reheated
    >simple yet tasty
    >no need for utensils

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This!
      Bread is the greatest human invention.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turkey club is the absolute best sandwich.
    Discuss.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its pretty good but i think the traditional recipe does not involve cheese which is kinda gay

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Italian, huh? That’s mine too.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I moved from FL to Montana.
    >No pub subs
    >No Jersey Mikes
    >Only Subway, shitty ass Jimmy Johns with their tiny dry-ass subs, and overpriced Firehouse Subs

    Being a landlocked state is such shit when it comes to food variety.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you moved to the do it yourself state
      time to start doing it yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol, heather?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if someone held me at gunpoint and told me to move to either of those states or I'll be shot, I'd gleefully take the bullet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Blimpies most of all. Unless you in NY or NJ there’s not too many around anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blimp actually isn’t too bad. miles better than subway and better than jimma johns. not as good as jersey michaels though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make your own sub you fat lazy c**t. Pretty simple concept If you don’t like what’s around you.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heavily agree.
    When I go to the city I grew up in, I get really sad because there's a hoagie sandwich that is fricking insanely good and I always try and have it when I go there. Yet, every time I have it I can't help but realize that one day that shit is gonna be gone and the only place I'll be eating that is in my dreams. Frick I hate time.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss a proper New England style Italian Grindah. Frick.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking love sandwiches so goddamn much

    pepper turkey, honey baked ham, pepper salami, tomato, lettuce, dijon, mayo, cheddar, provolone = tasty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that looks baller, nice job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that ranch and melted pepper jack you madman

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I also like sandwiches. What a coincidence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ftfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ukraine lost. Get over it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that is not the proper way to make a Ruben, you mix the kraut with the dressing and laminate each layer together with a slice of cheese, Swiss top and bottom, Gouda in the center between meat and kraut.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the difference between russian dressing and thousand island?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just the name is different.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just the name is different.

        Russian and Thousand Island are ketchup- and mayonnaise-based dressings, with notable differences. The key distinction between the two spreads lies in their flavor profiles. Russian dressing features horseradish and chili pepper, making it spicy. Sweet pickle relish is a key ingredient in Thousand Island dressing, which makes it sweet.
        https://www.masterclass.com/articles/russian-dressing-vs-thousand-island#what-is-thousand-island-dressing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite sandwich is the shrimp pizza boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What part of it is the "pizza"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the pizza part, idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant “po” boy somehow it came out “pizza”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's all that damn machine learning they put into devices now. you must type pizza too often.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably with cheese before pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What part of it is the "pizza"?

      Despite the fact that it was a typo a shrimp pizza boy sounds good. If someone asked you to make a shrimp pizza boy what would you make, Culinaly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A Shrimp Po' Boy with a zesty marinara sauce instead of tomatoes or as a side to dip and maybe fry the shrimp with some parm on the batter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A Shrimp Po' Boy with a zesty marinara sauce instead of tomatoes or as a side to dip and maybe fry the shrimp with some parm on the batter.

        should you just do like a thin crust pizza and put shrimp scampi on it and forget the sandwich bit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But a pizza is not a sandwich.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It is if you're a degenerate New Yorker or Virginian with floppy "crust".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally the #1 food I've ever eaten it hit me like a drug

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You need to start thinking in more dimensions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Biblically Accurate Sandwich

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Biblically Accurate Sandwich

      Biblically accurate? That's pushing some Lovecraft, non-Euclidian shit. Don't try to break physics with your bologna.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too much crust ratio. god (she) has failed us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Citadel.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Italian sandwich without mayo is a vinegary salty mess. the mayo balances it out
    I've eaten 4 sandwiches from my local and jersey Mike's sandwich shops this month to come to this conclusion.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If i slap one of these on top of another it's technically a sandwich, innit?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the baccy sammy

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    French dip is the best sandwich and anyone who eats a Reuben can frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rubens are the only contribution israelites have made to the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I-I like b-bagel sammys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot about bagels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's a bagel shop near me that knocks it outta the frickin park. The bagels are excellent and the sandwiches they make are great as well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fuggggg that looks good

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had dinner yet but I've been craving an italian all day, I guess I'll go make one now

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I became aware of something regarding sandwiches a couple of weeks back when my fridge was empty. All those spreads. Marge, oil based, butter based, plant bases. Butter, mayo, salad cream etc. Basically anything you spread to moisten the bread is completely unnecessary and that entire industry is making a fortune from it..

    There is enough moisture in your mouth to chew and swallow the sandwich without any problems. Even easier if you've added cucumber, tomato or lettuce. If the sandwich is slightly dry, just take a sip of water. I've been eating plain cheese sandwiches for the past two weeks. No mayo, no butter. Just bread and cheese and its absolutely fine. You're wasting your money.

    Today I tried something new. Toasted cheese and broccoli sandwich. It was great. Going to start putting more vegetables in my sandwiches from now on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Only adding condiments for moisture
      >tastelet detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >adding cheese
      you are wasting your money. the same stomach effect can be achieved with just bread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mega ultra based

      eat dry sandwiches to beat the israelites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no mayo
      sir I am not a communist living under wartime conditions. (yet)

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sandwiches are out, savory cakes are in

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes sandwiches are very good

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the blt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love blts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        big
        long
        tubular
        schlongs
        ewww gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for me it's bacon lettuce tomatoes not sure what you're on about there

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite cafés in Shizuoka made the best goddamn sandwiches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >japanese bread
      lmao no. japan is good for stupid conbini sandwiches when you're staying at a hotel and feel like staying in and drinking/watching free porn at the APA, but otherwise sandwiches in japan are fricking expensive for how little you get and how bland they are. i'll take a french dip with real fricking bread over that limpwristed japanese shit any day, maison pickle is the shit so next time you feel like losing money to the outrageous yen/dollar exchange, come out to NYC and have a real sandwich.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah gross right? japanese like "fresh" looking/tasting things and you end up with these soggy vegana looking sandwiches sometime, it's not bad to have something with nice veggies/crunch sure but when the bread has the consistency of wet toilet paper it drags the experience down

        You have no idea what you are talking about.
        Japan fricking loves baked goods. If you think all Japanese bread is shokupan, you've never visited an actual bakery there. But you already told us you are a tourist, so it isn't shocking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All of those sound vile what the hell are they smoking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro this is literal Japanese RPG-style bread. This is the kind of shit the commoners eat that restores like 10 HP or something.

          Those buns look really nice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I lived in Japan for five years. Yeah, those neat rolls you posted look nice, but if you buy an actual SANDWICH (the topic of the thread) at those same bakeries, they're the same shokupan trash as the conbinis. It is very difficult to get a quality sandwich with quality bread, moron. That being said, I quite enjoyed bakeries there otherwise, I especially loved anything they do with eggs/bacon or the massive cheese and onions rolls you can buy, pretty fun stuff. Now frick off loser with your tryhard "YOU'RE JUST A TOURIST I ACTUALLY TEACH ENGLISH HERE" shit, I live in manhattan now and make five times what I made in Japan (which was three times higher than the highest paid ALT or Eikaiwa cucks) and visit Japan often with my wife whose family lives there. I wouldn't work in Japan ever again, but I have the option to work remotely for my current job anywhere in the world, so I'm just a spousal visa away from popping in and laughing at you as you put on your cheap suit and dance for kids who spit on you for literal peanuts 😀

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >visit Japan often with my wife
            is she Asian then? I bet she so horny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, you made a point in your post of jerking it at the hotel. You sounded like a tourist, which is why I called you one.
            Next time, just don't do that.
            But seriously where the frick were you going that you could only get sandwiches on shokupan, man? I spent the majority of my time in one city and had decent sandwiches there, on different beads.
            The very first image I posted that triggered you so hard clearly isn't shokupan.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol weeb gay married to a dogfaced asian. lmao at your gay life

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are you the same anon who was talking about Carnegie Hall in the other thread? Either way, you're trying too hard to sound like you're better than everyone else and it comes across as astonishingly pathetic, especially if you're doing it in a place like Culinaly, let alone the cooking board.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You sound gay. Also theres plenty of good places for sandwiches or burgers around stations or even in random alleys in tokyo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they left the tomato stem in
      nani the heckerino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah gross right? japanese like "fresh" looking/tasting things and you end up with these soggy vegana looking sandwiches sometime, it's not bad to have something with nice veggies/crunch sure but when the bread has the consistency of wet toilet paper it drags the experience down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shutup you fricking weeb

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest sandwich of all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Understandable, but something less processed would be more nice

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We doing the dag?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worst dagwood I ever saw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How often do you make Dagwood's at home?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's gotta be the banh mi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sandwiches? Tsk tsk tsk, bow before the supremacy of the

    BOCADILLO

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He's not eating the best sandwich ever created

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the Egg Mayo sandwich

      The only egg sandwich I will eat is the Italian-American pepper and egg sandwich

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vomit
        >But not enough vomit to fill a very dry looking baguette
        >hmmm.png

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That guy is really problematic. First he was doing italian blackface, then he tried to claim a food made from colonized vegetables was "italian"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds pretty based to me

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just had this rueben in Hong Kong yesterday. Easily one of the best ruebens I've ever had. And I've had a lot.

    I just can't get enough of a good rueban or cuban.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having sandwiches and chips tonight

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And I'm having seasalt and caramel ice cream sandwiches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are you digging your grody nails into your dessert?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Egg Mayo sandwich

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >farts in your general direction

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a classic smash burger

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to try to make french onion soup and beef sandwiches, i normally use roast beef from the deli but this is the beef i got.
    Think it will work?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chuck roast is the regular for french dip, either way you gotta slow cook or pressure cook the meat to get the fall apart texture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to the chuck roast guy. Stuff like that is so thin you can really rough it up in the 2-3 minutes it takes to cook. You'll absolutely want it at room temperature before you cook it, salt and pepper it ahead, get a cast iron or stainless steel skillet ripping hot, then add your oil and the beef. Hold the spatula so the point is aimed at the pan and you can both push it back and forth, you can chop at it to break those pieces up.

      The heat will take care of fat that thin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        chuck roast is the regular for french dip, either way you gotta slow cook or pressure cook the meat to get the fall apart texture

        i wound up dipping it in the boiling french onion soup for 2 or 3 min and scooping it out with some onions onto the roll and it came out great

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's basically the same thing results-wise, I've just always preferred the color you get from frying.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I've just always preferred the color you get from frying.
            i do as well but i was afraid of over cooking it because of how thin it was

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, looking at pics in this thread, is this the objectively ideal order:

    -top bun
    -veg and other shit you want
    -meat
    -sauce
    -bottom bun

    I mean, I'd at least add sauce to both buns and I remember anon saying that putting lettuce under meat helps it catch juices

  39. 2 years ago
    Osteranon

    I had BLT's for dinner.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a new italian market opened up in my town, how much better do you guys think the sandwiches will be there compared to firehouse subs?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love sandwiches so much it's unreal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      j-jared?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    recently cali stated expanding this place called 'mikes jersey subs'.

    i've never had such a tasty delicious sandwich before. ill likely never go to subway again. i had athe basic sandwhich again the 2nd time cause it was so fricking delicious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's New Jersey Michael's moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jersey mike's is honestly under-rated. They make very good sandwiches, and whats more they do it all over the place including where there are no actual italians to do quality control.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i like them but they are way over priced

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It seems likely to me that they have to be. Something about the logistics of getting decent quality cold cuts moved around before they spoil is probably very pricey, because subway doesn't manage to be too much cheaper but their quality fricking sucks by comparison

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >because subway doesn't manage to be too much cheaper but their quality fricking sucks by comparison
            subway is just reaping profit, cold cuts last a few weeks nce they reach the store but a functioning deli can go through a pack in a few days

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just had the worst bahn mi I've ever had. My disappointment is immeasurable, etc

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sandwich made right is one of the most satisfying things you can eat.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there anyway to enjoy deli meats without dealing with nitrates? or does the very nature of being a deli meat ensure it needs to have nitrates?
    I want to enjoy sandwiches every single day but also don't want to get ass cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get the non-cheap ones without them? Are you a clinical moron? You need to tell us if you are when you post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        link or never happened, it's kinda a core component in cold cuts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you live bro?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            earth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you mean stuff with "cultured celery powder" or "sea salt" usually preceded with "no added nitrates except for those naturally occurring in..."
        because those still count as carcinogens dude

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just cut your vegetable consumption then 😉

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I meant sea salt.
          >A study reported that salt from the Mediterranean Sea contained 1.1 ppm of nitrate and 1.2 ppm of nitrite (Herrador et al., 2005)
          I dunno then my bad. I get applegate chicken apple sausages but I guess it's not as good as I thought.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kinda, i made a french dip with this

      i'm going to try to make french onion soup and beef sandwiches, i normally use roast beef from the deli but this is the beef i got.
      Think it will work?

      kinda like roast beef but needs to be cooked, but no nitrates

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that does sound very good actually

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it was, i just dipped it in the boiling soup for 3 min and it cooked up nice and tender like lunch meat

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sure let me just eat 1000 calories in one sitting
    moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fatass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 2000 actually OMAD4LYFE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if my sandwich is not the one in OPs stock photo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i eat like 1500 in one sitting but im like 125lb
      cry more 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you should eat more, you gotta get some meat on your bones

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