I love smoked oysters so much bros

I love smoked oysters so much bros

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not freshly caught?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can keep them. for me its deenz

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can keep your deenz, for me it's low sodium chovies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can keep your low sodium chovies, for me it's the McChicken

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up Black person

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can keep your Black person, for me it's mackerel

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How was federal prison? Did Mommy put money in your commissary account?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered not being a schizo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only meds I take are Adderall and Klonopin.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smoked oysters on ritz with hot sauce is S tier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no that's like B at best. put cream cheese on the cracker and it's S

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cum is S+ tier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve never tried it like that, I’ll have to give it a go!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do too. What's the downside to eating them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *smoked in china using old cyanide treated wood by chang who was patient zero for covid because he had sex with a bat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're bottom feeders. You're basically eating little tiny stomachs with pre-digested food inside it. That's what all the green shit inside them is.

      You're eating the garbage that even the garbage eaters would not eat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It all looks the same in the end.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eating the garbage that even the garbage eaters would not eat
        Otters would like to have a world with you, b***h

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        FILTER feeders you fricking clownshoe.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bumble Bee
    >Farmed in China

    YOU ARE COURTING DEATH

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have local oyster farm
    >they sell canned oysters
    >they only can them in sunflower oil
    >pain
    At least their fresh smoked oysters are good, but I want some decent canned oysters to stock up on that aren't from Asia.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m looking for some king company that sells them packed in olive oil.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look up otter kingdom. Grown in korea, packed in EVOO. Best canned seafood Ive ever had in my life.

        Their mackerel are good too, but they are canned in poland along with their deenz, which taste like brisling king oscars.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell ye, thanks anon. I’ve been eating so much tinned fish recently and have been wanting to find some nice special ones to spice up the mix

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eating anything out of the pacific ocean that close to nipland

          dude ever heard of fukushima

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why they're always packed in cottonseed oil. Why are they so hard to find in olivölle?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your reading filter feeders out of polluted Chinese waters. Your body is filled with lead and cadmium and god knows what other poisonous industrial runoff. They are delicious though

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